Reasons To Hesitate On Zer01's Unlimited Mobile Offer 122
alphadogg writes with an excerpt from Network World that might save you some money: "Imagine downloading a two-hour HD movie in three minutes to your new cell phone, then plugging the phone into your TV to watch the film. Make unlimited phone calls, surf online as much as you like and send unlimited text messaging for $70 a month, without a contract. Sign up to sell the same service to other people and get $10 a month for each person you sell to.
That's what a group of related companies including Zer01 Mobile, Buzzirk, Global Verge and Unified Technologies Group are promoting heavily online and at industry trade shows. The offer is attractive enough to garner coverage in top business and technology publications, at least one positive review from an analyst and even a 'best in show' award from a magazine at the CTIA wireless industry trade show earlier this year. Does it all sound too good to be true? If so, that's because it probably is. What little information is available about the services is technically inconsistent, and doesn't match up with public records."
Too good to be true? (Score:5, Funny)
They had me at pyramid scheme.
Oh come on people (Score:5, Funny)
Surely email has taught us that we can absolutely trust anything offered for sale by someone u51Ng 1337 sp34k! Shame on you.
First Post (Score:0, Funny)
At least it would have been if I wasn't using Zer01's service.
Re:Full stop (Score:5, Funny)
Re:MLM (Score:3, Funny)
by picking up loose change.
Especially if the change is loose in someone's pocket ;)
Pyramid Scheme? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Pyramid Scheme? (Score:3, Funny)
Nope. Their model is a trapezoid - much more stable.
Nice try, submitter (Score:4, Funny)
You don't want me to sign up so that when it turns out to be AWESOME later on, you can get 10$/mo for referring me.
I'm on to your scheme, I WILL BUY A DOZEN!
Re:Movie in 3 minutes? No problem...! (Score:5, Funny)
And you can make it 1080p if you increase your font size!
Re:It's funny, and a bit disturbing... (Score:4, Funny)
I kept hearing things about some site called "Google", so I tried running it through SiteTruth. Turns out it's some shady, fly-by-night company. Phew! Glad I had SiteTruth to warn me.
Re:The lies! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh great. You had to do it didn't you? You've just provided them a citable reference that they can use to claim "Out of this world service".
Re:Too good to be true? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh come on people (Score:3, Funny)
Apparently, this is no longer a problem ... puppies can now be cloned ...
Cloned puppies can be harmed, too!
Re:The laws of physics called (Score:2, Funny)
Even without enforced frequency allocations, I would hope that people would not be making casual use of x-rays for communications devices.
Re:The laws of physics called (Score:5, Funny)
Sure you can. I do that all the time. You just need to do away with some of your preconceptions.
Watch this. On the left I have a phone. It's a standard, off the shelf model, the same kind you can pick up just about anywhere pretty cheaply as long as you're willing to sign in blood.
On the right, a microSD card packed with about eight gigabytes of hard core, er, family friendly and perfectly legal video. Again, just a standard card you could buy from a store. Well, one that carried SD cards. Perhaps you shop smart, shop SD Mart.
Start the timer. In less than two seconds I can pick up the card with one hand, move it across the desk and plug it in to the phone. That's eight gigabytes of transfer in two seconds or 32Gb/s. All without using any wires, just fingers and those little metal contact thingies on the card. That's almost as much bandwidth as a station wagon filled with DLTs.
There you go. 32Gb/s of wireless transmission. Just remember not to divulge any of the details I have shown you to the investors until after you get their money.
Re:Full stop (Score:3, Funny)