IronKey Unveils Self-Destructing USB Flash Drive 191
fysdt writes to share that IronKey has released a USB flash drive with self-destruct capability. Specializing in "secure flash drives," IronKey has launched the S200 aimed at government and enterprise customers, "featuring hardened physical security, the latest Cryptochip technology, active anti-malware and enhanced management capabilities. It's the 'first and only USB storage device to achieve FIPS 140-2, Level 3 validation' and delivers advanced Cryptochip featuring AES-256, tamper-resistance and self-destruction circuitry."
Rip-off (Score:3, Funny)
why would i pay $199 for that when i could buy a cheap USB drive and a hammer to break it with for less than $10?
Re:Encryption is just as good as self destruction (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Encryption is just as good as self destruction (Score:5, Funny)
Encryption can easily be beaten by thermorectal cryptoanalysis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber-hose_cryptanalysis).
Re:Nerdgasm (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Rip-off (Score:5, Funny)
Smoke (Score:5, Funny)
You're on to something! (Score:2, Funny)
I vote for the floppies. How about 5.25" 360k. 3 to 9 thousand of them!
How many people can read those nowadays?
Re:Where's the market? (Score:3, Funny)
How would you transport a few gigabytes to a new location?
FTP?
External HD.
DVD?
And very large number of floppies?
I take my source code home with me on a USB drive. I currently encrypt it but I could see this being even better.
I am partial to the classic solution: Microfilm in a hollow tooth
Mission Impossible (Score:3, Funny)
The new version of the Mission Impossible self-destructing tape player.
However, how many spoofs has been made to this "self-destruction" capability so I wonder what if your USB key self-destructs accidentally in your pants pocket will it fry your gonads.
Re:Rip-off (Score:5, Funny)
Here's my idea:
Sell a USB drive that's approximately 2 feet by 2 feet by 4 feet in size. The drive will consist of a radiation-shielded box. Inside, there's a flask filled with poison, and a hammer connected to a Geiger counter. There's also a cat with a heart monitor. If the flask breaks and the cat dies, then the drive will self-destruct.
Would you be willing to buy my product?
Re:This is nothing new. (Score:3, Funny)
I've been administering and deploying "self-destructing" USB drives for several years!
After about a year, the drive stops working and all the data is gone. It's always the one the boss was using and it's always some important file that he didn't have a copy of somewhere else, so it is very consistant in that one regard.