Want a PC With 192 GB of RAM? 353
ericatcw writes "Do you love the smooth, silky performance of a multi-core PC loaded to the gills with the fastest RAM? Take a look at Dell's new Precision T7500 desktop. According to Computerworld, the T7500 will come with 12 memory slots that can accommodate 16 GB of PC-106000 (1333 MHz) DDR3 RAM for a total of 192 GB. Dell's not the only one — Lenovo, Cisco (with blade servers reportedly up to 384 GB in memory) and Apple are all bringing out computers that leverage Intel's new Nehalem architecture to enable unprecedented amounts of RAM. But beware! Despite the depressed DRAM market, loading up on memory could see the cost of RAM eclipse the cost of the rest of your PC by 20-fold or more."
This shall do (Score:3, Funny)
to run Vista. Finally h/w is catching up!!
finallly! (Score:2, Funny)
at last, with 192GB ram, I can finally use Firefox.
Re:Got that? (Score:3, Funny)
Uhh, yeah. Try 1000-fold! You know, since we're just making things up.
That's not true. 95% of all quoted statistics are accurate ;)
Wow! (Score:4, Funny)
I can finally run like thousands of useless linux instances. =P
Re:This shall do (Score:3, Funny)
Still......could it run Crysis on Vista?
Re:Got that? (Score:3, Funny)
Well sure, 75% of those surveyed knew that!
Re:Got that? (Score:5, Funny)
4GB RAM Is All You Need... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This shall do (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Got that? (Score:3, Funny)
-40 is less than 10, after all,
Yes, but at least it's the same in Celsius and Fahrenheit.
Not enough... (Score:4, Funny)
...640 GB should be enough for anybody.
Re:Will my computer take advantage of it? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:finallly! (Score:5, Funny)
My memory is largely filled with things I saw on porn sites. I like it that way.
Oh, wait. Did you mean RAM? Never mind.
Re:Got that? (Score:5, Funny)
Windows 8
Vista, schmista...! (Score:5, Funny)
Just think of how many Xterms you can open on that machine!
Re:This shall do (Score:5, Funny)
Why are people still modding these comments as funny?
Linux Zealots are the ones doing the modding. To them, comments like these are not only funny, but provide a kind of sexual release somewhat similar to viewing a nude photo of Deanna Troi.
Re:This shall do (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Got that? (Score:4, Funny)
But after booting he will notice there is no more RAM free for applications.
Boot time (Score:5, Funny)
Memory Testing: 201326592K OK
Yea no thanks
Re:Got that? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Got that? (Score:4, Funny)
Take a piece of paper and fold it 20 times... it will be 1,048,576 times as thick.
20 fold is 2^20
so.. (2 ** 20) * $1800 == 1.887436800 Billion Dollars
So..somebody is wrong. Didn't read TFA to tell whether it is you or the article.
Re:Got that? (Score:4, Funny)
I like to run a 64-bit version of Python and make a really big list. Or, you can run Java programs (for a while) with GC disabled.
Re:Got that? (Score:2, Funny)
BZZZZT, wrong!!! (Score:3, Funny)
No.
Just 5.477 orders of magnitude more RAM.
They weren't trying hard enough (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Got that? (Score:3, Funny)
Load the whole OS into ramdisk at bootup. Then have fun.
The whole OS? Most /.ers could load their entire porn collection into ramdisk with 192GB.
Re:Got that? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This shall do (Score:5, Funny)
To them, comments like these are not only funny, but provide a kind of sexual release somewhat similar to viewing a nude photo of Deanna Troi.
OMG! Where???
Re:Not enough... (Score:3, Funny)
I bookmarked that.
We'll be laughing at you in 10 years or so!
Re:Got that? (Score:3, Funny)
With this much RAM (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This shall do (Score:3, Funny)
I'd settle for a similar photo of Marina Sirtis, myself.
Re:Got that? (Score:5, Funny)
This is slashdot. The acceptable answers are:
Now turn in your geek card.
Re:This shall do (Score:1, Funny)
Egads, now you made me google "Deanna Troi nude". I had some work to do, you insensitive clod!
Re:The Evolution of the Processor Wars (Score:4, Funny)
.. next year they'll be releasing an upgrade to Istanbul..
Not Constantinople?
Re:Got that? (Score:4, Funny)
and 2.629% of comments are so-called "Combo breaker"s. About 90% of them work ;). In other news: 2.6.29% of people don't understand decimal points, oddly enough.