Packs of Robots Will Hunt Down Uncooperative Humans 395
Ostracus writes "The latest request from the Pentagon jars the senses. At least, it did mine. They are looking for contractors to 'develop a software/hardware suite that would enable a multi-robot team, together with a human operator, to search for and detect a non-cooperative human subject. The main research task will involve determining the movements of the robot team through the environment to maximize the opportunity to find the subject ... Typical robots for this type of activity are expected to weigh less than 100 Kg and the team would have three to five robots.'"
To be fair, they plan to use the Multi-Robot Pursuit System for less nefarious-sounding purposes as well. They note that the robots would "have potential commercialization within search and rescue, fire fighting, reconnaissance, and automated biological, chemical and radiation sensing with mobile platforms."
robots.txt (Score:5, Funny)
User-agent: *
Disallow: /
I bet this is.... (Score:4, Funny)
Running man! (Score:1, Funny)
Sounds fun, they should make it a game show. Big prize if you can survive a week without capture.
Because it's FINALLY appropriate. (Score:5, Funny)
I, for one, Welcome our new Robotic Overlords.
I have to say it.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Since they're not people... (Score:2, Funny)
.... can I just shoot them if they try to hunt me down? What about a nice EMP blast? And will they be armed? Or will they behave more like searchers from the Chronicles of Riddick?
I'm really not sure if I'm looking forward to that. Either they won't be armed, and they'll be easily disabled, or they will be, and then.... Meh.
The fun thing about EMP blasts are that, you know, the easiest way to make them is by detonating a nuclear weapon in the air [fas.org]. If you consider that "easily disabled", remind me to not get on your shitlist :)
Note to self: (Score:4, Funny)
- toothpaste
- beer
- cereal
- aluminum foil (for tin hat)
Once home:
- google "conspiracy theories"
- google "howto electromagnetic pulse"
- google "group robot porn"
Robotic domination (Score:1, Funny)
Wouldn't make more sense to capture and enslave all the cooperative humans first?
Then the uncooperative ones can be terminated...
I, For One (Score:2, Funny)
welcome our new, robot hunting packs.
what's this plan missing? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, right. Could they manage to fuel the robots off of metabolized human flesh? Oh, and make their heads look like skulls.
Why do I keep hearing... (Score:3, Funny)
compliance (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Three Laws of Robotics (Score:5, Funny)
I would never use a gun to shoot an animal or human for any reason.
But a robot-- there is no hesitation if it came to that. Indeed, one good potshot at an Intel robot deserves a full clip. AMD, I'm not so sure.
Re:I bet this is.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Three Laws of Robotics (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Three Laws of Robotics (Score:4, Funny)
I also purchased a second weapon, realizing the limitations of the one I had when it came to home defense.
Yeah, man. When those wild boars start coming down the chimney you gotta be ready.
Yeah right (Score:1, Funny)
Hey remember that time he took a shot at a deer and missed and hit a tree? He just shrugged and said "Well shucks! I guess I gots to eat that ole tree now!" And then he cut down that sequoia and ate the whole darn tootin thing.
His rule of eating everything he ever did shoot got him into a lot of trouble in the military. After the third time that he ate every target on the rifle range, well the dang US Army just got sick of his fat ass and done kicked him right on out of there.
But he still eats every durn thing he ever shoots. He's just that kind of guy.
Re:I think I see a flaw in their plans... (Score:2, Funny)
Insightful? Insightful? I was being flippant. :-P
This is why I should never be a manager (or, by extension, evil overlord). I'll make some typically wise-ass remark ("Gee, why don't you just go drop a few random tables from the customer database?"), only to have one of my minions dutifully carry this out.
Re:Three Laws of Robotics (Score:1, Funny)
close, but no Woody Allen. You should have ended with:
In a culinary sense, it was good. In an existential sense, it was probably the most gut-wrenching meal I have ever had.
Re:Three Laws of Robotics (Score:4, Funny)
> It may be that the purpose for biological intelligence is to create machine intelligence.
On what evidence do you base this statement? Please convince me, I'd love to have a purpose.