Group Wants Wi-Fi Banned, Citing Allergy 525
54mc writes "A small group in Santa Fe, New Mexico is claiming that the city is discriminating against them by having wireless networks in public buildings. How are these buildings discriminatory? Simple. These people are allergic to Wi-Fi. And they're suing the city." I've been trying to sue people for the streetlights that I'm allergic to as well.
that's not all (Score:3, Funny)
they need treatment... (Score:5, Funny)
They can't ban WiFi (Score:5, Funny)
Now how will we decide whose needs trump whose?
Cool I am moving there asap (Score:5, Funny)
Looks like I am gonna be rich!!!!
Re:they need treatment... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Allergy (Score:5, Funny)
Cage 'em (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cool I am moving there asap (Score:1, Funny)
easy fix (Score:5, Funny)
Re:At least they're not fat (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Let me get my tin foil hat (Score:5, Funny)
maybe they haven't heard of the sun
Yes they have, but they call it the day-star and it burns them.
Apparently they are allergic to it as well.
Radiation! (Score:4, Funny)
We should ban it like Mr Burns wanted.
Of course, (Score:4, Funny)
Re:easy fix (Score:5, Funny)
I'm allergic to radio waves (Score:2, Funny)
*ducks*
Re:Wonder how many of these people (Score:3, Funny)
If I put myself through excruciating pain in order to cook my meals, that's one thing. That's my choice. I'm allergic to dogs, but I still pet them. But if the city says that I have to go through excruciating pain in order to renew my driver's licen... oh, wait.
Re:Allergy (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yes I'd like to see that (Score:5, Funny)
This may seem paranoid, but I choose to be both skeptical and cautious until we have proper, long-term studies of each and every molecule in our natural environment, and of what they do to us in combination. Then, and only then, will I feel safe enough to live in this world.
Re:Get used to suffering. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yes I'd like to see that (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yes I'd like to see that (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yes I'd like to see that (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yes I'd like to see that (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yes I'd like to see that (Score:5, Funny)
I'm allergic to idiots (Score:3, Funny)
*Note: I do not live in, around, or anywhere near Santa Fe
Re:Yes I'd like to see that (Score:5, Funny)
Re:they need treatment... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Yes I'd like to see that (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The plaintiff is not unknown (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yes I'd like to see that (Score:5, Funny)
I asked our guy in charge of environmental compliance if "dihydrogen monoxide" could be put down the drain. He said no.
*headdesk*
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BMO
Re:Yes I'd like to see that (Score:3, Funny)
All you have to do would be to get these people to abstain from "di-hydrogen monoxide". That should show results within a week.
Re:Lions are great for you! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yes I'd like to see that (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Three words... (Score:3, Funny)
I also laughed at the one guy "you're like walkin down the street man, and you're like, dodgin cell phone signals!" Dodging cell phone signals, huh? As if!
Re:Yes I'd like to see that (Score:3, Funny)
Re:they need treatment... (Score:3, Funny)
I prefer unnatural selection... (Score:3, Funny)
The three things most in demand after a zombie apocalypse are, in order:
1. Sledgehammers (Fuckin' A!)
2. Social skills (An armed society is a polite society. And an unarmed society in the age of zombies has the lifespan of a mayfly.)
3. Shotguns (More valuable than ammo, you can't club a zombie to undeath with a shotgun shell)
4. Ammunition (Preferably edible.)
And for all of you jackholes saying that wasn't three things; math is not in demand after a zombie apocalypse. The last thing we need is another l33t m4th d00d comparing the relative quantities of ammo and zombies.
I rest my case.