What Are the Best Laptop Theft Recovery Measures? 376
BarlowBrad writes "Yesterday my house was broken into and among other things two laptops were stolen. Getting past the feeling of violation, I am looking to the future and how to both prevent theft and recover computers should it happen again. I have found various services that claim to track and recover stolen laptops such as LoJack for Laptops, Computrace, GadgetTrak and Undercover, but I (obviously) have no experience with any of them. I also know that Intel will be coming out with a new anti-theft technology chip, but that isn't supposed to come out until the fourth quarter and I'll be replacing the laptops before then. Does Slashdot have a recommendation between these services or suggestions for another?" Read on for a related question about automating this process.
BarlowBrad continues: "I have also wondered if there is a 'home brew' solution that I could cook up myself. I'm not an elite programmer, but I am somewhat computer savvy and open to ideas. At least one of the replacement laptops will have to be a Windows machine, but the other may be a Mac or run Linux, so ideally I'd want a solution for multiple platforms. Perhaps a script that sends an email with the IP address every time the computer connects to the internet? Or is there already something out there like that in the Open Source community?"
Get Creative (Score:5, Funny)
Dude, the scumbag just stole your laptop. Get creative. Instead of just having the a bot or something send you an email so you can identify them, go this route. Have it send an email to a bunch of
ALLAH ALLAH!!! I want to NUCLEAR BOMB the white house!!! I have a sleeper cell that already has a plan in place to kidnap beautiful AMERICAN CHILDREN and teach them ISLAM!!! DEATH TO GEORGE BUSH!!!
You could add in whatever else you feel like. That stuff was just off the top of my head.
Re:There are a few solutions (Score:2, Funny)
Want to click, want to click! The link glitters in my monitor. Maybe there are diamonds or a goatse! Want to click, want to click!
Glue (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Get Creative (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Laptop Stolen by Baggage Handlers (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.ebay.com/ [ebay.com]
Re:Get Creative (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Glue (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Get Creative (Score:4, Funny)
Also copy some Arabic text. It doesn't matter what, since very few of our intrepid warriors against terrorism speak any foreign languages. The text could say, "Gilligan's Island reruns (dubbed in Arabic) will appear on Tripoli TV Thursdays at 6" and it will still come across as a hate message from Osama himself.
Re:Glue (Score:1, Funny)
British's laptop theft prevention tactic (Score:4, Funny)
I've had zero SSNs on my laptops, and they have never been stolen out of my car nor home.
Just a little tip from your uncle 'der!
Re:Recovery, Not. Denial, Maybe. (Score:3, Funny)