Frizzled writes "Part of the space shuttle crew's scheduled mission for this week is to assemble a massive robot which will 'rise like Frankenstein' from the shuttle's cargo bay. The robot, named Dextre, has 11-foot arms, a shoulder span of nearly 8 feet, a height of 12 feet, and was built by the Canadian Space Agency. 'Dextre can pivot at the waist, and has seven joints per arm. Its hands, or grippers, have built-in socket wrenches, cameras and lights. Only one arm is designed to move at a time to keep the robot stable and avoid a two-arm collision. The robot has no face or legs, and with its long arms certainly doesn't look human.'"
"Now I wouldn't go as far to say that we're worried it's going to go run amok and take over the space station or turn evil or anything because we all know how it's operated and it doesn't have a lot of its own intelligence," Reisman told The Associated Press last week.
Dextre was quoted as saying "It must have been human error. None of the 9000's have ever made a mistake."
also, he wasn't a baron, his name was just Victor Frankenstein. Nor was he a scientist - he was an obsessive undergraduate. He built the monster in his dorm room.
It would seem my fine neighbors to the north have a fixation with robotic arms and devices built from them. I wonder if the US is missing out on the robot arm fun or, alternatively, if Canada is upset they always get stuck with building large robotic tools. FWIW, this is #3 and getting more sophisticated... those in the northern USA might want to start building their robotic-arm-shelters soon...
Scenes of panic and chaos reigned as the giant robot assembled in space by a joint Canadian US expedition started firing laser beams at uncontrolled locations in North America. Visions of an inhuman, headless robot destroying the world has been the stuff of science fiction over the decades. That vision became reality early on Sunday morning as many towns across the continent were hit in a barrage of devastating but inaccurate fire. According to reports, an industrial laser mounted on one of the arms malfunc
Yeah, this isn't really journalism at its best, is it? I personally loved "The robot has no face or legs, and with its long arms certainly doesn't look human" - suggesting that having no face or legs wasn't a particular barrier to humanoid form... but long arms is just crazy talk!
Yes, it means we used the same form of measurement that the entire world uses instead of an obsolete, needlessly complex form of measurement that went extinct some 30 years ago.
Is there something they put in the water down there that makes everyone intentionally regressive? I mean creative spelling is one thing, but when you're still openly debating evolution and working globally with other nations on multi-million dollar projects where measurement is critical, you'd think you'd get the hint and modernize
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Typing.
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Robotic overlords (Score:5, Funny)
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Voltron! (Score:2)
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NASA: Lets just make a bunch of giant robots with giant wrench arms and a giant Canadian phallus and put them in space. What could possibly go wrong?
I also like that Japan's donation to the space station is a closet.
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Oblig 50's quote slighytly edited. (Score:5, Funny)
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"Dude! You totally melted that guy's tank!"
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DO NOT WANT!
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Certainly won't be any fire brandishing townsfolk come after it and make it go beserk, because you know...fire bad!
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"long arms" (Score:5, Funny)
Oh I don't know. It reminds me a bit of Ron Jeremy.
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The article said nothing about it being apishly hairy.
Human Error (Score:2)
Just one word comes to mind... (Score:5, Funny)
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Dextre or Dexter? (Score:2)
If so, then NASA TV may soon have a new show called CSI: ISS!
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In season 3 he starts disposing of the bodies by burning them in atmospheric reentry.
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Not Frankenstein (Score:4, Insightful)
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The article was right: "almost like it's Frankenstein's monster coming alive."
Dextre? (Score:2)
It's no GUNDAM (Score:2, Funny)
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In related news (Score:2, Funny)
New Futurama Movie Idea (Score:2)
So Burning Man... (Score:2)
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Never been photographed on Earth (Score:3, Interesting)
SpaceBall One (Score:3, Funny)
Dextre? (Score:2)
Gigantor, anyone?
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"blast off in the wee hours" (Score:3, Funny)
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