Third Undersea Cable Cut 655
Many readers are reporting that another undersea fiber optic cable has been cut, apparently caused by another wayward anchor. It looks like Iran has completely lost Internet connectivity."
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This is getting exciting! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Third cut? (Score:5, Funny)
I pinged a host that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
The host resolved to NSA.
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Re:This is getting exciting! (Score:5, Funny)
When will they learn.... Oblig quote (Score:5, Funny)
Fry: What's happening?
Dr. Zoidberg: All 6,000 hulls have been breached!
Fry: Oh, the fools! If only they'd built it with 6,001 hulls! When will they learn?
Re:Third cut? do i smell Conspiracy BS? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Third cut? do i smell Conspiracy BS? (Score:5, Funny)
Wrong on so many levels...
Cloverfield 2 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is getting exciting! (Score:5, Funny)
In related news (Score:5, Funny)
Office productivity throughout the Middle East has risen sharply.
Re:Third cut? do i smell Conspiracy BS? (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, you wanted a "Conspiracy".
PS. Osama is hanging out on GWB's ranch in Texas - that's why they can't find him.
Re:Third cut? do i smell Conspiracy BS? (Score:3, Funny)
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First scuba: "Hey dude! I found the cables!"
Second scuba: "Cool. Now cut the red one. No, not that one, the other one. No not this one!"
First scuba: "Hey man! Sorry, I'm colorblind.."
Second scuba: "Sh.t! That's 2 dude. We were simply supposed to cut the good one... Now gimme those scissors. There you go."
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The Great White Backhoe (Score:5, Funny)
This reclusive giant of the deep, the Great White Backhoe, spends most of its life in quiet solitude. But, once every seven years, as if called by some unknown force, these gentle beasts gather in great numbers to feast upon the cables of the ocean floor.
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Sigh...more fairy tales from teh Intarweb...
We all know that colorblind people can see colors correctly underwater while those who have correct vision cannot.
Re:Third cut? (Score:5, Funny)
Whatever it is, it probably literally translates to "bad movie".
Re:Third cut? do i smell Conspiracy BS? (Score:2, Funny)
At risk of being off-topic, Ann Coulter just said she'd back Hillary [cnn.com], so I think the four horsemen should be around here any minute now.
Re:Cloverfield 2 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Iran hasn't lost connectivity (Score:5, Funny)
cut for a purpose (Score:3, Funny)
And all of Iran's computers will overflow.
Re:Maybe the NSA has to cut the cable to tap into (Score:5, Funny)
Well, it *is* the bottom of the ocean.
Sealab (Score:5, Funny)
[He flips a switch and fiber optic cables coming out of his hair start glowing and flowing in multiple colors)
"Stormy, where'd you find the cables for that wig? Tell me you didn't pull them out of the control panels."
"Control panels? Hell no, I'm not stupid! No, I got them outside. There's a whole lot of them out there on the sea floor."
"Outsi-- you idiot! Those are Internet cables! You can't just steal them!"
"But everyone's else is doing it!"
[Hetch appears on the monitor, but the camera reads him as a multi-colored blob.]
"Hetch sewed himself a fiber-optic suit!"
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that'll fix 'em!
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Don't bother putting up your dukes
Subs with scissors of nations crossed
Will ensure *** CARRIER LOST ***
Re:Third cut? do i smell Conspiracy BS? (Score:4, Funny)
We only wish,
To catch a fish,
So juicy sweet!
But what has it got in its packetses, GOLLUM! GOLLUM!
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- RG>
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The host resolved to NSA.
Wait a minute, I thought it was Network Solutions (NSI) that was picking up all the domain names.
Re:How to tap the cable (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:The Single Anchor Theory (Score:3, Funny)
It'll be springtime, in Iran, for Dick Cheney
Red states are happy, and not gay
Iran can't speak out to protest
Look out! we're cutting all the rest...
Re:Third cut? (Score:4, Funny)
This isn't the 1960s. The people who worked on the Apollo program are all retired. Somewhere, in a submarine, a guy just said, "LOLZ, think I cut cable!" and his commander replied, "pwned! LOLZ! I'll come take a look at it after I finish this MySpace video."
Re:Iran hasn't lost connectivity (Score:3, Funny)
You're assuming he's not working for the NSA.
If you were, posting such a link might be intentional.
Never assume the friendly repairman at your door in a secure location is there to help you.
Re:Third cut? (Score:4, Funny)
Me? I'm betting on Godzilla. He is on his way to Syria to fight Cthulu since Israel's surprise bombing failed.
Re:How to tap the cable (Score:2, Funny)