AT&T To Replace 17,000 Batteries 71
An anonymous reader writes "After four fires in two years — see earlier Slashdot discussions for background — AT&T is going against its own independent lab findings and declaring that the Avestor batteries powering its U-verse network aren't safe and need to be replaced. This is the network that SBC was building out prior to acquiring AT&T. Following the latest broadband equipment cabinet explosion in Wisconsin, the carrier says it will swap out 17,000 batteries deployed in several states across its network."
The Catch: (Score:5, Funny)
Metric (Score:5, Funny)
Houston incidents (Score:5, Funny)
"I don't know nuthin' about fautly batteries. But Houston is dang hot, and it ain't no dry heat. Things just catch on fire all the time. It's hotter than a whore in Sunday church down here."
Re:not a mention of the recycling details (Score:5, Funny)
They're getting 17,000 new batteries? (Score:3, Funny)
Chris Mattern
Re:There's nothing good hearted about this (Score:1, Funny)
Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Narrator: You wouldn't believe.
Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
Narrator: A major one.
Achmed the Terrorist Energizer Bunny (Score:1, Funny)
Come on, you all want to see the commercial where the voiceover says: "Energizer Bunny keeps going and going and go- KABOOM! For fuck's sake, can't we find a bunny who hasn't turned suicide bomber?! Didn't airport security check the interior of his drum?"
Even better would be Achmed the Dead Terrorist dressed up in an Energizer Bunny outfit. "Hi, I am Achmed. I keep going and going and... I KEEEEEIIILL YOU!!". If you haven't yet seen it, check out Jeff Dunham's Achmed the Dead Terrorist act [youtube.com]. IMO, it's absolutely hilarious.
Re:not a mention of the recycling details (Score:3, Funny)
Probably send them to Iraq. Just let the terrorists steal them to power their equipment.
This is exactly why it is a bad idea (Score:4, Funny)
Imagine what a recall of the iPod or Macbook Air battery would do to Apple's share price.
(Now smile to yourself, quietly.)