CDN Forces Reactor Online Against Safety Regulations 338
Socguy writes "The Canadian government has passed legislation that will reopen an Ontario nuclear reactor that produces most of the world's supply of critical medical isotopes, even though the site has been shut down for safety maintenance. Witnesses and experts were called in to the House to face questions about safety concerns and all parties eventually voiced support for the bill, which would effectively suspend CNSC's oversight role for 120 days. The Chalk River reactor ceased operating on Nov. 18. Pressure on the government to restart operations began to build after delays in the shutdown of the government-run site, which generates two-thirds of the world's radioisotopes, began to cause a critical shortage of radioisotopes."
Radio 1 report. (Score:5, Funny)
Then someone asked the question : why don't they make a four-month-reserve?
Re:What a sound idea.. (Score:2, Funny)
Scientists: "No, we can't run the reactor safely at that capacity."
Government: "Mother Russia needs those Megawatts beotch."
Reactor: "Poof! Now your faces will melt and your kids won't have arms."
Re:Got to love it... (Score:5, Funny)
This is all the fault of Linux (Score:2, Funny)
"Real Men don't make backups. They upload it via ftp and let the world mirror it. -- Linus Torvalds"
Unfortunately, this doesn't work for generators, nor does it for reactors.
Running short of isotopes, eh? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Ironic. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I was going to ask... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I was going to ask... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I was going to ask... (Score:3, Funny)