Pentagon Urges Space-Based Solar Power 552
eldavojohn writes "The Pentagon issued a report indicating that space-based solar power 'has the potential to help the United States stave off climate change and avoid future conflicts over oil by harnessing the Sun's power to provide an essentially inexhaustible supply of clean energy.' The report, from the Pentagon's National Security Space Office, calls for funding the development of space-based solar power culminating in 'a platform in geosynchronous orbit bigger than the international space station and capable of beaming 5-10 megawatts of power to a receiving station on the ground.' The Pentagon's interest in such an effort stems from the need to acquire energy on the battlefield, which today often comes at a painful premium."
Right... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Right... (Score:5, Funny)
No, no, no. This is the NEW Pentagon. They're here to help developing countries. If they need some power, we'll give it to them.
Oh, and sorry about the little incident where we fried your communications infrastructure. We'll help with that, too. Just got a few bugs in the system. Complicated technology and all that.
Kumbayah, indeed. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:bullshit reasoning (Score:4, Funny)
That's right: it uses clean energy! Everyone wins!
Re:There are stupid ideas (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Actually, this could save money... (Score:5, Funny)
because we haven't found any giant space sharks yet...
Tinfoil hat? (Score:5, Funny)
Tinfoil hat?
Need I say more?
C&C (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Could be a tremendously capable tool, but.... (Score:0, Funny)
The report's author was heard saying "That's not a taser. THIS is a taser!"
The ACLU was not available for comment, due to an unexplained fire at their headquarters.
Hmmmm. (Score:2, Funny)
Man it sure is bright out today...
Re:Could be a tremendously capable tool, but.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not a bad idea (Score:3, Funny)
"hey, we need some more power to run our iPods."
"sure thing, realigning the transmitter."
"A little further to the north."
"Ok."
"AAAARRRR, it burns, it burns. Perfect."
Re:Could be a tremendously capable tool, but.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'll tell them what I want... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Not a bad idea (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Also the Fear of Where the Money Comes From (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Could be a tremendously capable tool, but.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:American Agri-business Versus DOD (Score:3, Funny)
2. Coca-Cola only dumped sugar in your country, in most of the rest of the world it still tastes good.
yeah! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:American Agri-business Versus DOD (Score:2, Funny)
Re:American Agri-business Versus DOD (Score:3, Funny)
but isn't all solar power.... (Score:3, Funny)