Carmack's Armadillo Aerospace Rocket Crashes and Burns 353
mcgrew (sm62704) writes "New Scientist is reporting that John Carmack's 'Armadillo Aerospace' has suffered a large setback in the Northrop Grumman Lunar Lander Challenge after one of its two main rockets crashed and burned. 'During the test, Texel lifted off and hovered without incident, then descended again and touched the ground. But it then rose again unexpectedly and began accelerating upward. "Crap, it's going to fly into the crane, I need to kill it," Carmack recalls thinking. He hit the manual shutdown switch, turning off the vehicle's engine in mid-flight. Texel was about 6 metres above the ground and fell like a stone. One of its fuel tanks broke open when it hit the ground, spewing fuel that ignited and engulfed the vehicle in flames. "It made a fireball that would make any Hollywood movie proud," Carmack says.' No one was hurt in the crash, but the vehicle was destroyed."
Coming soon... (Score:5, Funny)
Current feelings: Conflicted (Score:5, Funny)
Must have turned on... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:to boldly go.... (Score:2, Funny)
Safety Advisory (Score:5, Funny)
well (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Coming soon... (Score:5, Funny)
But grammar won't make you its bitch, will it?
So (Score:3, Funny)
Next time..... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Must have turned on... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:to boldly go.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:to boldly go.... (Score:3, Funny)
Would NASA cut corners like this and end up killing someone? Hell no.
Re:to boldly go.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:John's forum post on the subject (Score:5, Funny)
"hotwired the battery...we don't need no stinkin' ground shutoff code...Sensors - never got around to testing them...we left some slop...ya think something rated at 4G would work up to 6G?...we know the GPS receivers are vibration sensitive so we stuck some bubble wrap round them and hoped...we checked earlier telemetry and yup - they're darn vibration sensitive...hold on lads; I've got an idea...The rocket has gotta return to the ground at some point; if only we'd done some testing on this...John's doing some fancy flying - oh, sh*t, he's not...now the tanks are scrap we're probably going to do some useful tests on them that we wouldn't have done with usable ones - heck those things cost money, baby...some of the wiring harness is wrapped in leather so we're going to alienate the vegan customer base...flammable foam catches fire."
I think I'll walk.
PS: The captcha I had to type in to submit this was "Piloting" - BWAHAHAHAHAHA
UAC (Score:5, Funny)
Re:to boldly go.... (Score:5, Funny)
You mean even safer than a huge orange fireball?
I don't know, that's a pretty high bar.
You know what? (Score:5, Funny)
You know what, this is one area where I prefer intelligent design!
(I know, I know, I have sacrificed my principles for a cheap joke..)
Re:You know what? (Score:4, Funny)
Then explain Microsoft and Windows!
Re:to boldly go.... (Score:3, Funny)
For instance, one expects that an upgraded OS would include all of the features in the current OS, plus some additional ones. Instead, one winds up with Vista.
Re:Bad comparison (Score:2, Funny)
FYP (Score:3, Funny)
YES!