Office Printers May Pose Health Risks 227
drewmoney writes "The BBC reports on new findings which may have implications for the way offices are laid out. According to an Australian study, around a third of modern printer models release 'potentially dangerous levels of toner into the air' as they are completing a job. 'Almost one-third were found to emit ultra-tiny particles of toner-like material, so small that they can infiltrate the lungs and cause a range of health problems from respiratory irritation to more chronic illnesses. Conducted in an open-plan office, the test revealed that particle levels increased five-fold during working hours, a rise blamed on printer use. '"
we've solved this problem (Score:5, Funny)
We worked out an agreement with all the smokers on the floor. We've installed our printer outside the front entrance about 20 feet away from the door. That's where all of the smokers go to take a break... they're saving money on cigarettes, and the office air is clean. Of course, it's a bit of a hassle waiting for the smokers to bring in our printouts.
it's for their own good (Score:1, Funny)
Management perspective (Score:3, Funny)
PC Load Letter.... (Score:3, Funny)
Inkjet printers do not have this problem... (Score:2, Funny)
Am I safe? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:we've solved this problem (Score:5, Funny)
That fresh printer smell (Score:4, Funny)
Re:we've solved this problem (Score:5, Funny)
Call it Nicotoner. A catchy name means you're half way to success already!
Then a few years later market the Nicotoner Patch, promising to finally usher in the era of paperless offices.
Re:we've solved this problem (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Am I safe? (Score:1, Funny)
But you do have to be very careful when unplugging any cables from your router...
Re:we've solved this problem (Score:3, Funny)
Re:we've solved this problem (Score:5, Funny)
Re:we've solved this problem (Score:4, Funny)
And irradiate myself by using a computer monitor? No way!
Re:No worries - they still have a perfect scapegoa (Score:1, Funny)
Most people who fart do have the common courtesy to leave, or at least apologize if it was involuntary. Some hide their transgressions in anonymity, but smokers can't really get away with that.
Re:we've solved this problem (Score:1, Funny)