Dyson Preparing a Roomba Killer? 243
An anonymous reader writes "New Scientist's technology blog reports that Dyson, the UK company that reinvented the vacuum cleaner, is recruiting robotics engineers. They're looking for people with experience of machine vision and mobile robots that create their own maps. Is Dyson hoping to take on the Roomba with a much more sophisticated machine?"
Lolz (Score:4, Funny)
Map creation (Score:5, Funny)
The Real Roomba Killer (Score:5, Funny)
A sphere? (Score:5, Funny)
When it comes to robots... (Score:3, Funny)
I mean not that it's bad, just, rather disappointing when you realize the poster didn't mean a battle bots style show down in my living room!
Re:The Real Roomba Killer (Score:3, Funny)
Ob quote (Score:5, Funny)
Sarah: DC06 fights back.
Slashdottor: Yes. They all dump their collective dust bunnies on targets in Russia.
John: Why attack Russia? The country's already a dump.
Slashdottor: Because Dyson knows that the Russian refugees fleeing the country will saturate the US work pool and eliminate jobs over here.
Sarah: Jesus.
Sorry, just had to.
Solomon
Re:When it comes to robots... (Score:1, Funny)
The Ultimate Roomba Killer (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hope it's better than the dyson... (Score:1, Funny)
Which is a great comfort to both myself and your wife after a quickie on the shag pile
A quick going over with the Dyson and voila - no evidence!
Re:The Real Roomba Killer (Score:4, Funny)
Hmmm.. time to patent my roomba/slinky hybrid...
Killer! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year (Score:3, Funny)
We would love to have a robotic vacuum cleaner but we just have too much stuff laying around. I guess we'll have to hold out for the robotic maid. Does anyone have Rosie for sale?
Re:ooh! (Score:3, Funny)
Do cats ever give anything *but* annoyed, distainful looks?
Vacuums Suck! (Score:3, Funny)
So, if someone says that a vacuum cleaner sucks... is that a good thing, or a bad thing?
Bad gifts... (Score:5, Funny)
NEVER give a woman a holiday present that has an electrical cord. You'll realize this the first time that she tells her friends that you gave her a vacuum for her birthday. Awkward to say the least! Perceptions of earrings, however, varies with whoever hears the story. A rich friend imagines those massive diamond dangly things.
If she says she wants a (corded) Dyson for Christmas, buy one for the house and then give her earrings.
Oh yeah, and yes, my wife, who stays home, actually likes when I give her those gifts that are hard to explain to friends. It's like giving her free time if I give her something that gets the job done faster.
Re:The Real Roomba Killer (Score:2, Funny)
Somehow funny story (Score:3, Funny)
Unfortunately he has a dog and on that specific day the dog pooped one large turd and the small robot just went over it and drag the shit all over his floor so when he came home he could where ever the machine went since is entire floor was covered with dog poop.
Never used the machine again.
one of the main reason is that his dog's manure was in every gear of the thing so it went straight to robot heaven.
Maybe a poop monitoring feature should be installed
Re:Yes, it's strange (Score:3, Funny)
Re:They've had a robot vaccum for a couple of year (Score:2, Funny)
What exactly do you do there? Never mind, I don't really want to know! Sorry I asked.