DIY Laptop 178
Brietech writes "Ever felt like building your own laptop from (almost literally) scratch? This is a microcontroller-based "laptop" built from the ground up from a handful of chips and other hardware found lying around. It runs a self-hosted development environment, allowing the user to write and edit programs in "Chris++" on the machine, and then compile and run them. The carpentry looks like it could use some work, but it's a neat project!"
Cheater! (Score:3, Funny)
With a $50 budget, he could have picked up a 486 laptop that would be much more useful. I have a stack of old thinkpads that I paid nothing for and could part with for $50/ea.
Obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
With apologies to GEICO (Score:5, Funny)
OLPC (Score:3, Funny)
That's some bookshop! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Nice (Score:5, Funny)
Ugly baby (Score:5, Funny)
It's sort of like when a friend or relative introduces you to their new baby and you wonder how they managed to get that giant head on that thing, only you can't really say that without hurting their feelings because everyone thinks their baby is the most beautiful one ever. In reality it's just a baby and some of them are not all that attractive, especially to people who don't have or want kids. Which the preface to my comment about that laptop: I'm sorry, but that's just one butt ugly computer.
Re:What!? (Score:4, Funny)
Don't worry the rest of the tree was use for credit card applications, AOL CD mailers and other fine publications.
Re:right.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:right.... (Score:3, Funny)
Let's see: microcontroller with built-in DSP, EMF sensor, geiger counter, dangerous gas sensors, enviromental sensors, RF sensor. Am I missing anything?
Re:I had a dream (Score:1, Funny)
Re:aww (Score:5, Funny)
Mainly I wanted to be able to tell people that I know SQUAT.
Re:96 Bytes (Score:3, Funny)
96 bits should be enough for anybody!
Re:right.... (Score:4, Funny)
No, Methane......
This tricorder can locate chili cookoff contests within 300 miles.
Re:Cheater! (Score:5, Funny)
Building a laptop from scratch :
Step 1: You're going to need some Silicon. A lot of people would say "Just melt some rock" at this point. But that pre-supposes the existence of ready made rock, which would be cheating. So first we're going to induce a supernova in a suitable star.
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Step 51,985: You need some plastic. Plastic is made from oil. Scour one of the planets you created in Steps 9 - 23,492 for aquatic micro-organisms. Once you've found a sufficient quantity of the little bastards, you're going to need to crush them hard. No, really hard. Now leave to stand for around 250 million years.
Etc....
Re:Cheater! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:right.... (Score:1, Funny)