Independent Benchmarking System for Mice 71
Heartless Gamer writes "Why benchmark a mouse? From ESReality; "In this environment where performance is king, it's ludicrous to think that mouse performance has never been measured for reviewing the products. Imagine reviewing the latest graphics card in the same way. Without benchmarks, reviewers would have to resort to loading up their favourite game and commenting on how their frag count improved. You would have no way to compare NVIDIA and ATI cards apart from the quality of the packaging. Without benchmarking, graphics card reviews would be almost entirely useless. So why do we put up with mouse reviews that are just as useless?""
My independent test results: (Score:5, Funny)
Mouse 2: Like expensive cheeses; chases own tail; finds Conan O'Brian Funny
Mouse 3: Got out of the maze; presumed missing; my tuna salad sandwich is missing
Results: Use rats next time? Republicans?
Why benchmark a mouse? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:My independent test results: (Score:4, Funny)
Anyone else notice... (Score:5, Funny)
What the hell? Outside of this country EVERYONE speaks English?
My mouse (Score:5, Funny)
Unfortunately, I picked up my mouse from the NIHM research facility. It has been horrible. I wake up in the middle of the night and the little bugger is correcting my code, playing with my pda, tweaking my project plans, embezzling from my work. Keeps shopping on line for peanut butter and sunflower seeds.
Now, if you excuse me. It is my time for exercise on the treadmill according to my pda.
Re:Why stop there? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:My mouse (Score:1, Funny)
On a completely unrelated note, my schedule says its time for me to run around in my Zorb. Usually after I do that I find protein bars at my desk for lunch!
Remind me again? (Score:3, Funny)
The furniture has already been marked, by the landlady's Siamese.