The BlackBerry Orphans 228
theodp writes "The WSJ reports that the growing use of email gadgets is spawning a generation of resentful children. In addition to feeling neglected, kids fear BlackBerrys and Treos can put their lives in jeopardy as Mom and Dad type away while driving." From the article: "Like teenagers sneaking cigarettes behind school, parents are secretly rebelling against the rules. The children of one New Jersey executive mandate that their mom ignore her mobile email from dinnertime until their bedtime. To get around their dictates, the mother hides the gadget in the bathroom, where she makes frequent trips before, during and after dinner. The kids 'think I have a small bladder,' she says. She declined to be named because she's afraid her 12- and 13-year-old children might discover her secret."
Quick (Score:5, Funny)
Solution? World Of Warcraft. (Score:5, Funny)
My Strategy Exactly (Score:4, Funny)
I have, though, found that typing, turning a corner, and shifting (I have a manual transmission, for the youngsters who don't know what that means) all at the same time is difficult. Not impossible, but difficult.
When we visit the inlaws I hide in the guest bedroom to use the crack.
I can stop anytime.
I do NOT have a problem.
Re:That's why they call it the Crackberry. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:An open comment to Ross Singletary. (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, nevermind.
I don't like using the Blackberry while driving (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Solution? World Of Warcraft. (Score:5, Funny)
Two words:
"MOM!! BATHROOM!!!"
(shudder)
PS:
YouTube Link if you havent seen that South Park episode [youtube.com]
Solution: smash it (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Can't hide (Score:3, Funny)
Apparently her secret is that she has a large bladder?
Re:What is it about BlackBerrys? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That's why they call it the Crackberry. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That's why they call it the Crackberry. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:My God!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Parents (Score:3, Funny)
"What? Who? IBM? DOS? Tell them I'm out with my son! We can talk tomorrow."