With the advent of cloning I wonder if they will have to change the Darwin Awards criteria - basicly you have to remove yourself from the gene pool. Previously you could win a Darwin and live to tell the tale, now I wonder...
Technically, all of your clones would have to die for you to remove yourself from the gene pool..
I don't see how that's any more true than saying all of your relatives with whom you have any shared genetic material have to die for you to remove yourself from the gene pool.
Out of all big Sony battery customers this leaves only Acer and HP. Everybody else has recalled. Interesting - how long till they recall the remainders (they did partial "fire" recalls last year).
Over at HP, Mark Hurd is reported to have said that he was sent the reports of batteries exploding, but he hadn't read them. Patricia Dunn is quoted as saying "I thought laptops burst into flames all the time. I still don't see anything wrong with it."
Spokespersons at HP defended the batteries, saying that laptop batteries routinely exploded in use: "It's a standard industry practice".
HP's stock rose on analysts predictions that sales of replacement laptops would surge following the wave of melted hardware. "They were going to have to buy all new laptops to run Vista anyway.", said one. "This way, the customers can stick it to their insurance companies."
Everyone ripped on Dell when they first announced the recall. Sony's PR said this was a Dell issue, and not a Sony one. There were even some pretty hilarious jokes about Dell Laptops and [insert exploding situation here].
So why were they so bad for recalling the batteries months before everyone else again?
Or I guess a better, and more on-topic, question would be: Why is it taking everyone else so long to innitiate a recall?
"Why is it taking everyone else so long to innitiate a recall?"
Because recalls are ugly, expensive, lawsuit-exposing, and gives mostly bad PR to whoever has to initiate one. You get some small props for being responsible, but it sort of falls short in the big fat benefits vs. risks calculator.
Possibly. But I doubt any of the big OEMs are footing 100% of the bill. If Sony ever expects to do business with them again, you know they are shouldering quite a bit of the cost, if not all of the actual part costs.
Lawsuit exposing? Assuming your computer doesn't catch on fire from the problem, what is your cause of action? They're offering to replace the defective part for you at no charge.
If your computer DID catch on fire from it, you may have a suit--but NOT recalling the batteries if you knew about the problem would open you to a far greater lawsuit than recalling them. If the fire occurred after the recall, you may even escape liability--at least in part.
All that said, I can't agree with your conclusion t
Ford Explorer (which faced a TON of lawsuits before and after the recall)
Vioxx
a whole host of other drugs...
I distinctly remember recent lawyer commercials trumpeting recalls as admissions of responsibility (anyone heard of James Sokolove? yeah, me too - now that his name is splayed across my TV screen quite often).
Now take Joe Schmoe who shows up at the hospital with burns on his legs... and happens to own a laptop... (whether the burns were actually caused by the batteries or not)...
Why is it taking everyone else so long to innitiate a recall?
Narrator: A new battery by my company ships out in a new laptop. The battery heats up. The laptop burns with all the data trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of batteries in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one. Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? Narrator: You wouldn't believe. Business woman on plane: Which battery company do you work for? Narrator: A major one.
So why were they so bad for recalling the batteries months before everyone else again?
Or I guess a better, and more on-topic, question would be: Why is it taking everyone else so long to innitiate a recall?
If you go look back at the story, you see that Dell admits to having known about the problem 10 months before the recall and was accused of worse by a former tech [slashdot.org] at the time of recall [slashdot.org]. They had the volume of sales required to notice the problem but did nothing useful for at least a year.
>> Why is it taking everyone else so long to innitiate a recall? Simple reason: you need a real world victim to force Sony to foot the bill. Or else, Sony will act as if nothing has happened.
Why is it taking everyone else so long to initiate a recall
I don't know about anyone else, but I somewhat know Lenovo's side.
Working for a Thinkpad University has a few benefits, one of them is talking to Lenovo Engineers directly at conferences, where we share our experiences with the Thinkpad with people inside the company. This results in better designs for our students. The R60 build quality I believe is an example of this, especially comparing it against the R51's we used in the past.
:Looks at list from Apple, checks off MacBook from list::Looks down at wife's Levano from a year ago. Checks off from list::Looks at sheet::Looks up in disbelief:
BINGO!:p
(now if only I could win something like "the lottery")
Probably worth pointing out that not all batteries for those particular models were built by Sony. I have a recent T60, and the battery's a Sanyo.
You can determine whether the product number of your battery without even turning it over (or, in my case, coming home from work to take a look) by typing:
When I think of Sony, I think of rootkits, exploding batteries and a delayed PS3. Sony has some significant problems. I don't think I want to buy anything connected with the name of Sony.
Since Sony went "digital" (minidisc) I have mostly associated Sony with obscure audio formats (atrac), lossy transcoding and impossible to get my music off the portable player. With Blueray, the perception of a anti-consumer company is strengthened even more due to all the DRM crap for thri higher fidelty video format.
Piled on top of that your three examples and it's stupendously clear the company has as much allure as does the British kitchen.
If not, why not? Are they not prone to the same defect that other OEMs have been subjected to? Or is Sony just being complacent? Either way, it's not a good thing.
Or maybe their own systems didn't ship with the lemon batteries that they gave to everyone else...
In that case, it would be Sony "not [being] prone to the same defect that other OEMs have been subjected to," and would look a whole lot like a supplier's sabotage of a competitor.
I know if I was Dell or Lenovo or Apple, I would seriously consider terminating all POs with Sony's name on them.
I think the defect is such that it depends on how battery packs are made from the cells. Sony probably kept their packs in safe configurations, while everybody else using their cells was less conservative. But note that laptop manufacturers don't seem to have recalled all batteries with Sony-produced cells from the relevant time period, so it seems like some pack designs happen to be safe.
I think this really points out just how big of a problem energy sources are.
We are having major problems with fossil fuels and the impact the byproducts of getting energy that way. Batteries, which are very important to many forms of electric cars, are very difficult to scale up without being dangerous in a small percentage of cases.
Whomever finds the silver bullet of energy will become the next richest group in the world (and incidently save the planet from boiling).
Although the ASM and FRU numbers give you a rough estimate, Lenovo is telling us this is not a reliable way to flag the battery, since some of the recalled FRU's do not have Sony cells. This is straght from Lenovo: Along with the part number, every battery has a unique identifier known as the 11S bar code. This bar code is key to identifying if the battery is affected by the recall. If you believe you have one or more of these affected batteries, please visit the recall web site at http://www.lenovo.com/batte [lenovo.com]
For the Windows users, the Power Manager (double click the battery with the green bar in the corner) has a battery information tab that does basically the same thing.
Sony has announced that the PS3's price will increase another $100 at each price point. A sony spokebot said this is entirely unrelated to the fact that they're up to their asses in explodable batteries and red ink.
No, Sony is doing just fine. They are a massive company with their fingers in thousands of pies. Being massive, bad things happen all the time - kind of like New York City is massive and has hundreds of car accidents every day.
Sony does most things pretty well, but some things wrong (backdoor malware on music CD's is another example.)
I was in a music store last week looking at some CDs. What happened? They used to just have the record label and the "compact DISC" logo on them. Now they have all this compatibility information about what version of Windows/OSX you need and how much RAM.
E-gad... (Score:2, Funny)
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I thought you could only win a Darwin award once. After that you are merely an example/warning to others
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This leaves only Acer and HP (Score:5, Interesting)
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anyone know?
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Sanyo does have all the letters of Sony in it. With an "a" added for good measure. Maybe you're on to something!
I don't believe they're related, though.
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Spokespersons at HP defended the batteries, saying that laptop batteries routinely exploded in use: "It's a standard industry practice".
HP's stock rose on analysts predictions that sales of replacement laptops would surge following the wave of melted hardware. "They were going to have to buy all new laptops to run Vista anyway.", said one. "This way, the customers can stick it to their insurance companies."
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Saw that one coming... (Score:4, Interesting)
...after reading this little story [engadget.com].
I have a battery from Sanyo, unfortunately, so no free, new battery for me :(
Who's the bad guy now? (Score:5, Insightful)
So why were they so bad for recalling the batteries months before everyone else again?
Or I guess a better, and more on-topic, question would be: Why is it taking everyone else so long to innitiate a recall?
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Because recalls are ugly, expensive, lawsuit-exposing, and gives mostly bad PR to whoever has to initiate one. You get some small props for being responsible, but it sort of falls short in the big fat benefits vs. risks calculator.
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Lawsuit exposing? Assuming your computer doesn't catch on fire from the problem, what is your cause of action? They're offering to replace the defective part for you at no charge.
If your computer DID catch on fire from it, you may have a suit--but NOT recalling the batteries if you knew about the problem would open you to a far greater lawsuit than recalling them. If the fire occurred after the recall, you may even escape liability--at least in part.
All that said, I can't agree with your conclusion t
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Ford Explorer (which faced a TON of lawsuits before and after the recall)
Vioxx
a whole host of other drugs...
I distinctly remember recent lawyer commercials trumpeting recalls as admissions of responsibility (anyone heard of James Sokolove? yeah, me too - now that his name is splayed across my TV screen quite often).
Now take Joe Schmoe who shows up at the hospital with burns on his legs... and happens to own a laptop... (whether the burns were actually caused by the batteries or not)...
Re:Who's the bad guy now? (Score:4, Funny)
Narrator: A new battery by my company ships out in a new laptop. The battery heats up. The laptop burns with all the data trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of batteries in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Narrator: You wouldn't believe.
Business woman on plane: Which battery company do you work for?
Narrator: A major one.
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Dell still sucks. (Score:2)
If you go look back at the story, you see that Dell admits to having known about the problem 10 months before the recall and was accused of worse by a former tech [slashdot.org] at the time of recall [slashdot.org]. They had the volume of sales required to notice the problem but did nothing useful for at least a year.
It is too
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Simple reason: you need a real world victim to force Sony to foot the bill. Or else, Sony will act as if nothing has happened.
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I don't know about anyone else, but I somewhat know Lenovo's side.
Working for a Thinkpad University has a few benefits, one of them is talking to Lenovo Engineers directly at conferences, where we share our experiences with the Thinkpad with people inside the company. This results in better designs for our students. The R60 build quality I believe is an example of this, especially comparing it against the R51's we used in the past.
Our last conferenc
A fire hazard? You don't say! (Score:2, Funny)
I would [engadget.com] never have guessed. [howardforums.com]
From Lenovo.com (Score:5, Informative)
This involves systems sold between February 2005 and September 2006, including:
ThinkPad R Series (R51e, R52, R60, R60e)
ThinkPad T Series (T43, T43p, T60)
ThinkPad X Series (X60, X60s)
Yes, my one month old T60 too is on the list. Though I will wait out till the initial rush dies out.
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BINGO!
(now if only I could win something like "the lottery")
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"Yes, my one month old T60 too is on the list. Though I will wait out till the initial rush dies out."
For tradition, shouldn't you have said:
"Yes, my one month old T60 too is on the list. Though I will wait out till %@^@^%#@%@%@! NO CARRIER"
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Probably worth pointing out that not all batteries for those particular models were built by Sony. I have a recent T60, and the battery's a Sanyo.
You can determine whether the product number of your battery without even turning it over (or, in my case, coming home from work to take a look) by typing:
$ cat /proc/acpi/battery/BAT0/info
at a GNU/Linux prompt.
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Yay, I've got a Sanyo!
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I hope you don't mean that literally. I mean we're talking battery bombs here!
Not good for Sony (Score:5, Insightful)
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Don't forget the digital music player that couldn't play MP3s
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Piled on top of that your three examples and it's stupendously clear the company has as much allure as does the British kitchen.
Have Sony VAIO batteries been recalled yet? (Score:2, Interesting)
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In that case, it would be Sony "not [being] prone to the same defect that other OEMs have been subjected to," and would look a whole lot like a supplier's sabotage of a competitor.
I know if I was Dell or Lenovo or Apple, I would seriously consider terminating all POs with Sony's name on them.
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Energy Problems (Score:2)
We are having major problems with fossil fuels and the impact the byproducts of getting energy that way. Batteries, which are very important to many forms of electric cars, are very difficult to scale up without being dangerous in a small percentage of cases.
Whomever finds the silver bullet of energy will become the next richest group in the world (and incidently save the planet from boiling).
Quick check (Linux) (Score:5, Informative)
$ grep model
Then compare the output to this list:The value returned is the ASM P/N (*not* the FRU!)
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This is straght from Lenovo:
Along with the part number, every battery has a unique identifier known as the 11S bar code. This bar code is key to identifying if the battery is affected by the recall. If you believe you have one or more of these affected batteries, please visit the recall web site at http://www.lenovo.com/batte [lenovo.com]
Actually... (Score:3, Funny)
Check Your Battery from Linux (Score:4, Informative)
My output is listed below and does not appear to be affected ...
The list of recalled models is here [cpsc.gov].
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In unrelated news... (Score:2)
gah! (Score:2)
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Anonymous Cow^^^^^^^^^Professional Dell Blogger
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Sony does most things pretty well, but some things wrong (backdoor malware on music CD's is another example.)
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I can see the movie quotes now:
"Get these mother fucking Sonys off my mother fucking plane!"
Attempt at joke (Score:3, Funny)
Q. What does Microsoft call customers?
A. Beta testers
New tech joke...
Q. What does Sony call customers?
A. EOD. (for all you non-military types that Explosive Ordinance Disposal)
Place a curse on Sony [i-curse.com]