Sony Kills off Aibo, Qrio, Qualia 189
Tomo-chan writes "It seems Sony's cost-cutting has made it a more pragmatic company. The new boss has weilded his mighty chopper and put an end to both Aibo and Qrio, as well as some other marginal product lines. Aibo -- we'll miss you..."
I hope you're happy! (Score:5, Funny)
Quick, someone call PETER! (Score:2, Funny)
Rumour has it that these Sony products have rootkits in them that can be remotely accessed to initiate a horrific self-destruct sequence.
Here's Hoping! (Score:4, Funny)
Lethal injection or EMP? (Score:0, Funny)
I misread it as "Sony Kills off Alito, Scalia". (Score:4, Funny)
Sadly (Score:2, Funny)
Summary (Score:2, Funny)
No, we won't.
Where's Aibo, Uncle Howard? (Score:3, Funny)
Let's go get some ice cream.
Adios, amigos.. (Score:5, Funny)
Killing them seems awfully harsh -- I would think a wealthy company like Sony could just get them deported, or maybe beat up?
Vaya con dios, my Bolivian friends! There are no wastepaper baskets to empty in Heaven!! *sniff*
200? big spender.. (Score:3, Funny)
gads.
Re:Truly bad product timing or economic pressure? (Score:2, Funny)
tone
Re:Put down the pipe... (Score:4, Funny)
I dunno about that. Last time I had anything produced from a Mexican plant, it was a bottle of Señor Borracho's Old Style Blue Agave Tequila, and next thing you know, I wake up in a Tijuana jail wearing nothing but a Mexican stripper's panties on my head. I'm never touching that shit again, man.
Re:US biggest buyer? (Score:3, Funny)
In short, in the U.S. if you have a small penis you buy big stuff. But in Japan, if you have a small penis you buy really small stuff. I guess it is a little less obvious that you're compensating when you do it that way.