New System to Counter Photo and Video Devices 401
Incongruity writes "News.com is reporting that a team from Georgia Tech has developed and demoed a system that actively searches for and effectively blinds cameras and camcorders within a 10 meter radius." From the article: "In this system, a device bathes the region in front of it with infrared light. When an intense retroreflection indicates the presence of a digital camera lens, the device then fires a localized beam of light directly at that point. Thus, the picture gets washed out."
I can just see it now... (Score:5, Funny)
What about glasses ? (Score:5, Funny)
A Tale. (Score:4, Funny)
She lit a match and felt the warm glow of its meager heat before it burned down to her fingers and she dropped it in the snow. Then she lit another and another until all her matches were gone and she began to feel icy fingers of winter clutching at her tiny frail frame.
She moved along the street looking for an open door, shelter, any shelter. Then she thought, what's this? She felt a deep warmth the likes of which she had not felt since her mother's embrace. It was glorious. She sat down to rest and soon fell asleep.
And thus it came to pass, she was found roast to a golden brown, like a Thanksgiving turkey, before the offices of the Central Intelligence Agency.
NASA was way ahead on this one. (Score:3, Funny)
Counter camera devices (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Not exactly new (Score:2, Funny)
Ha! Take that G-Men! (Score:4, Funny)
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this is great (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I can just see it now... (Score:1, Funny)
Ah, just a few years too late.
Dodi Fayed: "Paparazzi shields to maximum!"
Chauffeur: "*Hic* no problem! (gee, I'm soused, I think I can slow down and drive at a safer speed now)"
Dodi Fayed: "Now, where were we, my little princess?"
Am I Wrong? (Score:5, Funny)
There's still other details to work out, like the armed guards, the exploding ink in the money packets, etc., but I'm glad those Georgia engineers solved one of my problems.
Hopefully my cat has no glases ;) (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I can just see it now... (Score:5, Funny)
And also, fertile grounds for the class-action lawsuit craze of 2008. At least the court reporters will have some fun transcribing "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
- David Stein
Re:What about (Score:3, Funny)
Re:overengineered (Score:3, Funny)
Re:this is great (Score:5, Funny)
Now, we merely need to mount these on the heads of sharks and.... Muhahahhaha!
Muahahahahha!
Re:This only works if (Score:3, Funny)
In waiting for your response, I will be tucked away nicely out of sight.
Yeah, that's what you think...
Re:I can just see it now... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:this is great (Score:5, Funny)
Most slashdotters rely on their general appearance being enough to safely blind any nearby cameras.
Shame about the smell though...
Re:I can just see it now... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A Tale. (Score:4, Funny)
perhaps the moderators need to actually READ the post before moderating?
You must be new here.
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What a great way to block all security cameras! (Score:2, Funny)