Positive Reports From Transmeta 77
utopicillusion writes "The register reports : "More cash flowed into Transmeta in the second quarter than it spent, the company said late last week as a teaser for its upcoming results announcement." This is about after a month that CNN predicted that Transmeta was going under. "
Re:I'll Wait... (Score:4, Funny)
Is the whole Netcraft thing done now, too tired, overused? I sincerely appologize. Allow me to rectify my error.
"In Soviet Russia, the profits Transmeta YOU!"
No? That one is also too overused? Okay, how about: "Yeah but do they run Linu.." Pardon? They do? Oh...
"Well I'd love to see a Beowolf cluster of these..." Now what? There are clusters of these. Damn, well...
"Cowboy Neal is hot!" I fail to see how this sentence relates to Transmeta's profits, but know that it was through modding my post a troll that you drove me to it!
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD (Score:2, Funny)
SLASHDOT: Ninepence.
TRANSMETA: I'm not dead!
SLASHDOT: What?
CNN: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
TRANSMETA: I'm not dead!
SLASHDOT: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CNN: Yes, he is.
TRANSMETA: I'm not!
SLASHDOT: He isn't?
CNN: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
TRANSMETA: I'm getting better!
CNN: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
SLASHDOT: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
TRANSMETA: I don't want to go on the cart!
CNN: Oh, don't be such a baby.
SLASHDOT: I can't take him.
TRANSMETA: I feel fine!
CNN: Well, do us a favour.
SLASHDOT: I can't.
CNN: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
SLASHDOT: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CNN: Well, when's your next round?
SLASHDOT: Thursday.
TRANSMETA: I think I'll go for a walk.
CNN: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
TRANSMETA: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy. [whop]
CNN: Ah, thanks very much.
SLASHDOT: Not at all. See you on Thursday.