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Positive Reports From Transmeta 77

Posted by Hemos
from the spider-will-be-so-happy dept.
utopicillusion writes "The register reports : "More cash flowed into Transmeta in the second quarter than it spent, the company said late last week as a teaser for its upcoming results announcement." This is about after a month that CNN predicted that Transmeta was going under. "
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Positive Reports From Transmeta

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  • by 10101001011 (744876) on Monday July 11, 2005 @07:13AM (#13031823) Homepage
    I'm sorry, did I miss the memo?

    Is the whole Netcraft thing done now, too tired, overused? I sincerely appologize. Allow me to rectify my error.

    "In Soviet Russia, the profits Transmeta YOU!"

    No? That one is also too overused? Okay, how about: "Yeah but do they run Linu.." Pardon? They do? Oh...

    "Well I'd love to see a Beowolf cluster of these..." Now what? There are clusters of these. Damn, well...

    "Cowboy Neal is hot!" I fail to see how this sentence relates to Transmeta's profits, but know that it was through modding my post a troll that you drove me to it!
  • by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 11, 2005 @09:05AM (#13032459)
    CNN: Here's one.
    SLASHDOT: Ninepence.
    TRANSMETA: I'm not dead!
    SLASHDOT: What?
    CNN: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
    TRANSMETA: I'm not dead!
    SLASHDOT: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
    CNN: Yes, he is.
    TRANSMETA: I'm not!
    SLASHDOT: He isn't?
    CNN: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
    TRANSMETA: I'm getting better!
    CNN: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
    SLASHDOT: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
    TRANSMETA: I don't want to go on the cart!
    CNN: Oh, don't be such a baby.
    SLASHDOT: I can't take him.
    TRANSMETA: I feel fine!
    CNN: Well, do us a favour.
    SLASHDOT: I can't.
    CNN: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
    SLASHDOT: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
    CNN: Well, when's your next round?
    SLASHDOT: Thursday.
    TRANSMETA: I think I'll go for a walk.
    CNN: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
    TRANSMETA: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy. [whop]
    CNN: Ah, thanks very much.
    SLASHDOT: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

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