Another Stab at Laptop Security 316
kogus writes "LoJack is licensing its brand name to Absolute Software, which provides Computrace -- soon to be known as the 'LoJack for Laptops' line of computer theft recovery systems. When a stolen Computrace-equipped system is connected to the Internet, it automatically and silently sends locating data to Absolute Software, which then calls out the law. In some cases, Absolute Software customers are eligible for a $1,000 guarantee payment when a stolen system is not recovered within 60 days.
Yay (Score:4, Funny)
manufacturers (Score:5, Funny)
Most Stolen Laptops are stripped within minutes (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe I'm a little high, but... (Score:3, Funny)
huh? (Score:5, Funny)
I want a Q model James Bond. (Score:2, Funny)
and for my information? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not secure at all. (Score:5, Funny)
Nah, it's easy. Just set Inside Any -> Outside Any -> Service Any -> Deny and hit then add it ^&^&^&$&%&^[NO CARRIER]
Re:Call out the law?? (Score:3, Funny)
Rappel down the side of the building, smash the window, flashbang the room. Whack the 15 year old who stole your laptop in thw chest with a CS grenade.
Re:Call out the law?? (Score:4, Funny)
roundup! (Score:3, Funny)
Well sonny I work for these here boys, and when I get a tellygram, I hop on my trusty steed 'Mac', and he and I head on down to russle me up some lappies. 'casionally I hook up with m' associate Ping; she's a real darlin' and knows how to ferret out the sneakiest son-of-a-guns, even them Cen-trin-toes.
I tell ya, these city slickers wouldn't be loosin' 'em so fast if they branded 'em!
Re:Agreed. (Score:1, Funny)
1992 Called...they want form-before-function paperweight gayputers back.
I can beat this... (Score:2, Funny)
These situations are just fodder for more posts, so why noy enjoy it?
Re:Call out the law?? (Score:3, Funny)
Fuck that. Just give me the address of the fuck tard that stole my laptop. I'll go round up some goons and recover it mysel...
Better than some other options (Score:5, Funny)
Well, if you work in IT, at least you'd be getting a raise.
Fractional line numbers (Score:3, Funny)
5½ GOTO 3.1
No renumbering required, problem solved!
Yes, I know what you are thinking: what if we run out of fractions? Don't worry though! In such emergencies, you can start using irrational line numbers. There are tons of those, so you will never run out. This does tend to increase the size of the program considerably, so they should only be used as a last resort.
1980 called... (Score:3, Funny)