Mac mini Sans Wires - Batteries Inside the Case 317
An anonymous reader writes "Running Debian (or Linux generally) on a Mac mini is old news. Silas installed rechargable batteries inside the case, delivering a couple of hours of runtime while retaining the small form factor. Although it runs fine without wires, he had to plug in the monitor to be able to show that it was really up."
Re:And the use would be? (Score:5, Funny)
Bah! Real programmers don't need screens. Why, in my day we didn't even need keyboards to issue our commands. We merely bellowed at the computer and it whimpered off to do what we wanted. Honestly, the kids these days...
Thats nothing (Score:5, Funny)
Huge new product line! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And the use would be? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sans? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Sans? (Score:2, Funny)
Even better! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:And the use would be? (Score:4, Funny)
Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say
12. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual processors if I am to do battle with this code!
10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
9. Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
8. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
7. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have 'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
6. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
5. I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again.
4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
3. By filing this SCR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
2. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship it, and let them flee like the dogs they are!
Seeing as how old school programmers think like klingon programmers, I believe that it can be reasonably assumed that all old programmers are klingon.
I'm holding out (Score:4, Funny)
Oh wait...
Re:Quiet Macs (Score:1, Funny)
That would only tell you that you've got enough power to run the fans.
Re:And the use would be? (Score:1, Funny)
In *my* day we used to edit inodes by hand on floppy disks with a magnet and a paperclip!
Re:Huge new product line! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sans? (Score:2, Funny)
Schrodinger's Mac (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, the mac is both dead and alive until the monitor is plugged in - at which time the mac's probablility wave instantaneously settles in at its definite and final value...that is until the batteries run out, then it's a $500 doorstop.
Re:12W (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Yes, but (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Darwin award soon (Score:2, Funny)
And then post the story to slashdot with a title like "MacMini's explode when plugged in"