Sony's Robot Attends Pre-School 228
Darren writes "Sony's Qrio humanoid robot has been attending a Californian pre school to play with children under the age of 2 since March to test if robots can live harmoniously with humans. I wonder if the testing includes monitoring the 'nightmare status' of the pre-schoolers?"
Excerpt from researcher's logs: (Score:5, Funny)
Inevitable Conclusion (Score:5, Funny)
Bad Idea (Score:2, Funny)
Re:No, no, no (Score:1, Funny)
Re:No, no, no (Score:3, Funny)
I think we all know the film "I, Robot" has sufficiently proven that ancient Law to be false!
As well as metaphorically pissing [thebestpag...iverse.net] on Asimov's grave.
Re:"Nightmare Status" (Score:2, Funny)
I'm all for that, after all kids today need a little more terror in them. Maybe then some parents will actually be able to control their children.
"Now Tommy, if you don't behave you are going to be sleeping with the robot again tonight!"
"But Mom it snores and makes all kinds of weird noises. It gives me nightmares!"...
3 laws (Score:2, Funny)
Obligatory? Bring it on. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's all fun and games.... (Score:5, Funny)
Share and Enjoy... (Score:5, Funny)
Oblig. Futurama Quote (Score:3, Funny)
Ptft.. (Score:5, Funny)
The robots don't stand a chance.
I predict (Score:3, Funny)
That one in the corner keeps bumming out the kids (Score:2, Funny)
He keeps bringing the other kids down. All he does is complain about the pain in all his diodes down his left side, about how the kids shouldn't talk to him about life, and making disparaging remarks about their intelligence.
Seems to like kickball, though.
Nanybot :D (Score:2, Funny)
Nannybot 1.0: Sleep little dumpling. I have replaced your mother.
[It's mouth opens and a bottle of milk comes out on it's tongue. The baby drinks from the bottle.]
Leela: Aww!
Re:"Nightmare Status" (Score:2, Funny)
*What's the point of using an acronym if you're going to spell it out anyway?
Tales of toy robots (Score:5, Funny)
In the end, I had accumulated 3 robots of the sort and I got over my robot-freight. One or two of them, were actually able to fire 4 plastic projectiles, though not on their own. That required me to release a spring based firing mechanism.
When I started attending school, I once invited a friend over. By that time, I was very proud of my robot collection and I would brag, as kids do, about my toys. When telling my new found friend about my robots, I pointed out that one of the robots could fire missiles. In Danish the word missile vaguely (_vaguely_) resembles that of "oranges" (at least to a kid); and so having misheard me and perhaps never having heard the word "missiles" - he wasn't going to give me the impression that his own robot army was inferior to mine, and thus replied that his robots at home could also fire oranges.
In retrospective, the orange caliber is somewhat more impressive than little plastic darts, but back then missiles just sounded cooler than oranges.
Re:3 laws (Score:2, Funny)
1. Do no harm to Sony
2. To promote Sony's range of electronic goods
3. Uphold the Law
4. Classified
Re:Share and Enjoy... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ptft.. (Score:5, Funny)
Can't start them too young, I say - let's make sure they can field-strip an AK by the time they're in grade school.
Re:"Nightmare Status" (Score:2, Funny)
That, or it trying to kill you!
Bender: *snore* "Kill all humans...Kill all humans...Must kill all hu..."
Fry: "Bender, wake up!"
Bender: "I was having the most wonderful dream! I think you were in it."
Hey Kids!!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Scared of Santa (Score:2, Funny)
Indeed; witness the gallery of children who are scared of Santa [tinyurl.com].
Re:"Nightmare Status" (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Clowns and wax figures (Score:3, Funny)
Re:curiosity was framed (Score:3, Funny)
Provided the cat is in a box we can't see into, it's state is the superposition of dead and alive, so the most you can say is that Ignornace half killed the cat. Or maybe it half kept it alive, or half alive? Ow, my brain hurts.
Re:Excerpt from researcher's logs: (Score:2, Funny)
Do you have stairs in your house?
We are the space robots. [ungrounded.net]