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Posted by CmdrTaco on Friday April 01, 2005 @07:51PM from the i-can't-do-that-jeeves dept.

delymyth writes "The future of search arrives and is brought to you by Ask.Com. He'll help you in your searches, he'll help you at home, and the price is affordable, only $399,99! If you still think it's too much, you can always get a free version, but sometimes he'll suggest you some products (you know, robotic adware). A demo video is available." Personally I still think Ask Jeeves bought for $2 billion is a hoax.

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Don't look now but... (Score:5, Insightful)

by popo ( 107611 ) writes: on Friday April 01, 2005 @07:52PM (#12117118) Homepage

Slashdot just "jumped the shark"

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- Re:Don't look now but... (Score:1)
  
  by toocoolforschool ( 848274 ) writes:
  
  I don't mind as long as the shark has friggen lasers mounted on its head!
  - Re:Don't look now but... (Score:1)
    
    by mOdQuArK! ( 87332 ) writes:
    
    Dunno...if I were forced to jump a shark, the LAST thing I'd want is for them to have friggin' lasers mounted on their heads!
Yes, but... (Score:1)

by the_sidewinder ( 850641 ) writes:

Can he do my homework for me?
Is it just me.. (Score:2, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes:

Or does April 1st last 2 weeks at slashdot?
Stop it (Score:2, Insightful)

by TelJanin ( 784836 ) writes:

This is boring. Make them funny
Uhhh.... (Score:4, Insightful)

by FS1 ( 636716 ) writes: on Friday April 01, 2005 @07:53PM (#12117131)

Someone go unplug CmdrTaco's computer

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F1rst P0st (Score:1, Troll)

by iCEBaLM ( 34905 ) writes:

hahaha just kidding APRIL FOOLS!
- Re:F1rst P0st (Score:1)
  
  by Mechcozmo ( 871146 ) writes:
  
  Uh, no. April Fools Jokes are funny....
Nothing for you to see here, please move along. (Score:1)

by cybercobra ( 856248 ) writes:

Okay, this is just plain stupid. Any moron could tell this is fake.
The $2 billion's gotta be a hoax, you're right. (Score:4, Interesting)

by artifex2004 ( 766107 ) writes: on Friday April 01, 2005 @07:59PM (#12117235) Journal

Asking Jeeves what he's worth [ask.com] gives a top answer of " ...ain't worth crap [audiworld.com]"

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It's true! (Score:2)

by Tx ( 96709 ) writes:

April fools day was over an hour ago, so this must be the real deal! What's that you say .. timezones? Damn!
April Fools at Leaky Cauldron.org (Score:2)

by CristalShandaLear ( 762536 ) writes:

Just for today, Harry Potter fans can Ask Peeves [the-leaky-cauldron.org]
I'm sorry, Jeeves... (Score:2)

by Megane ( 129182 ) writes:

I can't let you do that.
25th post (Score:1)

by notthe9 ( 800486 ) writes:

tfp.
Doing as I'm told (Score:2)

by Brian Kendig ( 1959 ) writes:

Ask Jeeves to Introduce Jeeves9000

Jeeves, would you please introduce Jeeves9000?
coming next is (Score:4, Funny)

by rritterson ( 588983 ) * writes: on Saturday April 02, 2005 @01:35AM (#12118621)

the next upgrade will be the BFJeeves9000 that will answer any question asked by anyone in your line of sight with only a trigger pull.

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