Advanced System Building Guide 523
Alan writes "FiringSquad has up an Advanced System Building Guide, detailing how to construct your own rig. The first half deals with hardware selection and even esoteric concepts such as PCI slot placement. The second half is focused on Windows XP, and makes recommendations such as moving the swap file and scratch disk to a separate partition." From the article: "You laugh at the so-called expertise of Best Buy's GeekSquad, and are the one doing the teaching when calling technical support. If this sounds like you, you've come to the right place if you're looking to take your system building skills to the next level."
You builder, you. (Score:5, Funny)
If this sounds like you then you have almost reached nirvana. Soon, you will learn the advanced knowledge of how to call Dell.
GeekSquad? (Score:3, Funny)
People are stupid. That's how these businesses stay afloat.
My 1337 system building tip! (Score:5, Funny)
so sad (Score:4, Funny)
Boring (Score:5, Funny)
Pci slots? (Score:4, Funny)
Err... how is this news again? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:here's a tip (Score:3, Funny)
Bestbuy called... (Score:5, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Advanced system building (Score:5, Funny)
I'm also curious about the PCI slot positioning part of the article, as my custom-built rigs skip that step entirely. Why bother? Often, I store my parts directly in the monitor itself or even without a monitor so I can hook the box up to anything. Then I might carefully select those drop-down lists to hot-rod the box to my liking and really custom-build an advanced freelance system by upping RAM or processor speed via careful direction of the mouse cursor when selecting drop-down lists. My system-building buddy down the street doesn't even bother with upping the RAM via the drop-down lists and just uses a putty knife to up the RAM with a custom-bought chip of his own liking, but that's getting into levels of extraneous advanced system-building that I don't have time for.
I hope my experience in advanced system building is helpful for you all. If you want to read more about my advanced system building skills, I suggest you check this out [apple.com] and take notes.
Awesome find (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Um... swap file? (Score:1, Funny)
Next you'll tell us that some ships are unsinkable and don't need lifeboats...
You critics are missing the point (Score:5, Funny)
It left me with a warm fuzzy feeling.
Re:My 1337 system building tip! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:here's a tip (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmmm (Score:2, Funny)
I feel like I'm reading a veiled argument between an armature engineer and a rotational assembly engineer.
Re:Here's what I think (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, and what is with these morons in forums that respond with a single line of content, and then its followed by an 800x400 animated gif of their favorite lead singer rocking out?
More importantly, wtf is wrong with the moderators of these forums that they would allow this kind of nonsense?
Re:What kind of idiot wants faster swapfile??? (Score:5, Funny)
Create a ram drive and put the swap file on that. That'll speed things up.
1993 called... (Score:3, Funny)
Swap space crack (Score:4, Funny)
There is no frelling way I'm going to set a swap space to 2GB. I'm sorry. I made this mistake with a production server and I've been paying for it ever since.
Sure the general rule used to be double your physical memory but that rule just doesn't fly anymore.
We've got a few RHEL servers that were installed with 2GB of memory. I couldn't bring myself to create a 4GB swap space so I set it to 2GB. It was the single worst choice I've ever made.
There is no way in hell I want to swap out a full 2GB of memory. If my system needs to swap out a full 2GB of something, I've got other issues. There is no way you're going to be able to fit that back in when it wants to go from swap to RAM so something else is going to get paged out and the cycle continues.
I've contented myself to set a max of 768MB no matter how much memory I have. One of my DB2 servers has 16GB of RAM. There is no way I'm creating a 32GB swap vol much less a 16GB one.
Re:Yes, mechanical parts WILL wear out (Score:3, Funny)
Ugh!
1) You really wanna hold down the Y button while it asks you to delete every file??
2) Are you calling ME root? I thought YOU were the one working in IT, you IT worker you!
Nirvana?? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Reader's digest version (Score:3, Funny)
"-use a separate partition for swap and temp"
"-use a fixed-size swap file"
"-don't get online with an unpatched system"
"-use TweakUI"
"-disable stupid windows crap"
Re:Hmmm (Score:2, Funny)
I think I speak for the students of the world when I say NO!
Re:And while we're at it, lets add some more peopl (Score:2, Funny)
Noone was impressed with me then, why should I be impressed when some kid sticks a knoppix CD in his xtreme blinking blue led box?