Batterylife Activator Reviewed 213
Daniel Rutter writes "Slashdot chewed over the BatMax Battery Life Booster - a nanotechnomagical sticker that's meant to rejuvenate lithium ion batteries - a while ago. Now I've reviewed the strikingly similar Batterylife Activator, and subjected it to actual empirical testing, with automated datalogging and everything. The results confirmed my original suspicion -- that the local Batterylife branch made a serious error of judgement when they decided to send me their product."
Myself? (Score:4, Funny)
Hmm.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Myself? (Score:5, Funny)
you're missing the obvious question: (Score:5, Funny)
Silly company. I still prefer (Score:3, Funny)
You really should read this article (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hmm.... (Score:5, Funny)
Of course it doesn't work! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hmm.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmm.... (Score:5, Funny)
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is "The Pen is Mightier."
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait...are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
Re:Good job (Score:1, Funny)
When they're finished with their jail term, they'll be working on some Enzyte brand Anal Tightening pills.
Homeopathic version.. (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, just click on the Nigerian PayPal link below, and I will send you that miracle homeopathic atom!
On a similar topic... (Score:2, Funny)
Tin Foil Hat Brainwave Amplifier (Score:2, Funny)
Enzyte (Score:2, Funny)
Heh. Honestly, anyone should be able to see through such outrageous claims, but people assume since it's on TV it must have been through some sort of testing.
TV is not GOD, nor is any other form of advertisement (read: Internet). Trust your senses.
On the light side, Enzyte has a list of the countries least well-endowed men.
Something to ponder.
Inject.
Re:Good job (Score:3, Funny)
One question: will cellmates be taking Enzyte?