

Microsoft Robots to Watch Kids 544
Archangel Michael writes "Microsoft announced today that is testing a new toy / robot
to watch over kids. My question is, if the toy BSOD does it take the
kid with it? Now we are letting inanimate objects raise our kids! When
will it end?"
Sounds like Awesomo! (Score:5, Funny)
Umm... (Score:5, Funny)
The horror! (Score:5, Funny)
Does anyone else think that this could be the scariest thing ever? Especially if they make a clown version?
Linux (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory Bender reference (Score:3, Funny)
Do you think Bill Gates will keep a universal robot remote control in her bra like Mom?
Clippy (Score:5, Funny)
Kids nowadays... (Score:5, Funny)
You've obviously never hired a teenage babysitter...
Re:BSOD (Score:5, Funny)
Congratulations on getting a post that included this sentence to be modded "Informative"
Gate's Laws of Robotics (Score:5, Funny)
2) A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3) A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Re:The horror! (Score:5, Funny)
'Can't sleep, clown will eat me....!'
In other news (Score:5, Funny)
Um Thats TV's job (Score:5, Funny)
sarah Conner (Score:5, Funny)
Well Im here to babysit your child.
you can Download driver updates at MSky.net
Thank you for updating The babysiters web browser Please reboot me
Ill be back
Re:BSOD (Score:4, Funny)
All right! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Linux (Score:5, Funny)
So not only will the child have dependencies on her teddy bear, but the teddy bear will have dependencies of its own?
Re:perspective please (Score:5, Funny)
yeah. What you going to do? chain your kid to the robot and spring for the extra nice mag wheels to drag the little fecker into the "big blue room" on command?
Re:BSOD (Score:2, Funny)
That's what inevitable means.
Re:In other news (Score:5, Funny)
Re:BSOD (Score:2, Funny)
Because Microsoft replaced the technology on win 2k and xp with Gray Screen of Shutdown.
Re:Just wait... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The horror! (Score:5, Funny)
And at 2am the child wakes up screaming, after someone hacked into the robot and played a recording of Chucky?
Re:Clippy (Score:1, Funny)
yeah, give it Michael Jackson's voice instead,
that'll really freak the parents out.
Just IMAGINE the EULA on this thing! (Score:3, Funny)
he is (Score:3, Funny)
Heavens to mergatroyd!
Re:Just IMAGINE the EULA on this thing! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:BSOD (Score:3, Funny)
yes.
My experience is that XP itself is incredibly stable. Infinitely more so than 95 or 98.
A three legged stool with one leg missing and a bad woodworm infestation standing on the back of an enraged bull being sodomised with a cheese grater in an earthquake zone is more stable than 98 or 95.
The solution for that is... (Score:2, Funny)
Just imagine the Slashdot posts by then:
"Thats what happens when you deregulate the robotics market. The fact they license by number of children is unfair!! What if one of my kids is a clone!?!? I want my kids to be raised by an open source father."
Re:Gate's Laws of Robotics (Score:5, Funny)
(Remember that Robocop boots in DOS.)
Re:All right! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:agh (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Super Toys Last All Summer Long... (Score:3, Funny)
Robots (Score:1, Funny)
Re:agh (Score:2, Funny)
They are here to protect us... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:They are here to protect us... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:agh (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The horror! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The horror! (Score:3, Funny)
Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
Re:Gate's Laws of Robotics (Score:2, Funny)
1) A robot may not use a non-Microsoft product or through inaction, allow a human being to use a non-Microsoft product.
2) ????
3) PROFIT!
Mandatory ... (Score:4, Funny)
Obligatory quote... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:perspective please (Score:5, Funny)
I hope they didn't re-use the Clippy code (Score:5, Funny)
Re:BSOD (Score:2, Funny)
2. Navigate to:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\
3. Create a new DWORD value and name it CrashOnCtrlScroll
I have an idea!
3. Create a new DWORD value and name it CrashOnRMouseClick
That should make the end users run for the hills. Geeks would never know!
HEADLINE (Score:3, Funny)
(ap) A brief but violent incident between a new Microsoft 'nanny' robot and an Internet user was reported today.
"I had just activated the nanny robot and placed it next to my keyboard when I tried to access the Internet for further instructons" said the victim. "Suddenly the robot attacked me, biting my hands and trying to chew off my fingers. I just barely escaped. I had to beat the robot to death with my baseball bat. The only thing I can imagine why it attacked was because I was using the Firefox browser, and not Internet Explorer."
The visibly-shaken victim's injuries were treated at a local hospital, and he was released. Microsoft had no comment, other than to say there will be a patch issued soon.
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Log error message (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I hope they didn't re-use the Clippy code (Score:2, Funny)
"You're reading a Slashdot article about how to hack me and turn me into a sex-slave. Please stop your activities."
Re:perspective please (Score:2, Funny)
Re:perspective please (Score:1, Funny)
Oh, wait
Danger! (Score:3, Funny)