Is Anti-Municipal Broadband Report Astroturf? 529
Glenn Fleishman writes "A report issued today by the New Millennium Research Council (NMRC) and The Heartland Institute says that municipalities shouldn't build wireless networks because it's anti-competitive and will waste taxypayer dollars. The report has some interesting points (mostly about building fiber networks), but eWeek (second page) uncovered that NMRC is a subsidiary of Issue Dynamics, which is a lobbying firm that represents most US telcos and cable operators. It's astroturf. The Heartland Institute won't reveal its funders. I wrote a long account trying to track down the connections between the sock puppets involved in publicizing the report."
Public Announcment (Score:4, Funny)
Re: Interesting issue tho (Score:3, Funny)
> Should the money I pay the government be used for something I want, would use, and enjoy?
Of course not; everyone knows that taxpayer dollars should have gone to corporate coffers instead.
Re:Government for the people, *by* the people, rig (Score:2, Funny)
Hmm.
Steve
Re:Astroturf? (Score:3, Funny)
H'lo?
Dave! It's Mike!
Mike? Grmf... it's 3am!
"That's not my wife! I ride a unicycle!" WAAAAHAHAHA!
What?!
Best joke ever, buddy!
That was *six days ago*!!
Too funny, man... okay, have a good night!
Title? (Score:3, Funny)
Hey, I can string together a bunch of random words to:
"hyper-fluctuating communications coffee mug".
"Rainy IP Microsoft helmet".
"MP3 plastic raisen sports dome?"
I guess a confusing title is the first step to getting your submissions through.
Re:Astroturf? (Score:4, Funny)
I believe it's called "Business as Usual"
Re:Government for the people, *by* the people, rig (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, those fricken commies with their "public libraries"! I've estimated that Barns & Noble has LOST 17 billion dollars of business to public libraries in the past 10 years, accounting for a loss of 3 million jobs. You know those commie libraries are just filled with left-wing propaganda (i.e. books that aren't the Bible) anyhow.
Re:Astroturf? (Score:4, Funny)
How 'bout "Resmearch" or "Resmirch"?
besmirch, v. To soil, discolour, as with smoke, soot, or mud; also fig. to sully, dim the lustre of.
Re:Theft (Score:3, Funny)
Only in the summer. Street gangs are seasonal.
"Do people drive whatever speed they want while throwing litter out of their windows on your street?"
Ohhhh, yes.
Re:Interesting issue tho (Score:3, Funny)
In related news... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Progressive lies (Score:2, Funny)
A bar in my hometown had a bumper sticker: "We screw the other guy to pass the savings along to you."