Persuading A City To Go Wireless?

An anonymous reader submits "We keep reading about cities dishing out free wireless; Philadelphia, San Francisco, Austin, TX, and many, many others. But how does one go about forming a group to get their city to go wireless? Looking around, there are a few articles out there, but most deal with selling it to businesses. I haven't been able to find a definitive guide to "Getting your city to go wireless". So I send my plea out to the Slashdot community - just how does one go about getting your city to go wireless?"

Blue Fairy

[ProstheticSwan]

If I remember correctly, and indiidual known as the Blue Fairy is rather good at removing wires from things.

Re:one idea...

[Anonymous Coward]

Actually, that's not too far off. I was once persuaded to make a fairly sizeable IT asset purchase from a large hardware vendor by allowing the female saleswoman to suck the old pointy warrior. The best part is that I promised her I would let her know when I was close to climax so she could finish with her hand. Well, I did no such thing. Instead I fired a fairly substantial bit of goo right in her mouth. She gagged and backed up and then I nailed her on the cheek with the next bit. Careers in IT can be very rewarding.

Re:Need

[Moderatbastard]

Citys tend to be fairly beurcratic

So they differ from cities (or their governments) which are usually bureacratic.