Sun Working to Obsolete Motherboards 228
perl_camel_jockey writes "Sun is developing a new technology that promises to increase computing power by eliminating the need for physical, soldered chip-to-chip connections on the motherboard. Called 'proximity communications', it portends the ability for chips to talk to one another wirelessly just by being next to each other. Potential applications in computer design abound. Apparently this is part of Sun's Hero program, recipient of a $50 million grant from DARPA's High Productivity Computing Systems program to rejuvenate supercomputing in the US and regain the lead lost to Japan, in particular to NEC's Earth Simulator, ranked as the most powerful supercomputer in the world."
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Slashdot Microsystems is working hard on a system to eliminate duplicate postings [slashdot.org]. They hope to have the system working by early 2008.
This is great news for my CPU (Score:1, Funny)
Groundhog day (Score:4, Funny)
uhm... i can see it now (Score:3, Funny)
Cost of all the chips and stuff that makes up an über-1337 computer - 1000$
Cost of fancy cabinet w/ window to artisticly put all your wireless chips in - 200$
The look on your face as your motehr fires up her old vacuum cleaner, blanketing the area with RF-noise - priceless.
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I see it now... ;-) (Score:5, Funny)
Noooo...
[Beep] rebooting... grmbl...
Great opportunity for Sun (Score:5, Funny)
Sun Invents a new computer form factor (Score:4, Funny)
The downside is that kids can no longer tell the difference between their candy bags and your new UBER-1337 computers.
Re:Sun Invents a new computer form factor (Score:5, Funny)
I got a rock.
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Overused Mastercard joke....$10
Knowing that WegianWarrior still lives with his mom...priceless
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DRM Evasion? (Score:1, Funny)
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Consequences (Score:3, Funny)
Be Positive... (Score:1, Funny)
three time repost? (Score:2, Funny)
i'm still trying to figure out why though.
Re:Pride (Score:2, Funny)
There's something not quite right here, but I can't put my finger on it...
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You no longer need to just settle for wardriving for network access, you can wardrive for CPU time as well.
Want to improve your dnetc scores? Easy done! just tune into your neighbour's computer, and get theirs to tune into those of their neighbour, and their neighbour beyond that...
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The first time I read the headline I thought it meant something like "Sun is working with obsolete motherboards". What would be wrong with "Sun working to make motherboards obsolete"? Whoo, five more characters to read, but it's worth it.
Maybe it's because I'm English, I don't know, but I do know that when I am king I will de-obsolete public flogging for people who debase the language thus.
New tagline... (Score:2, Funny)
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