Annual Customer Support Rankings 332
An anonymous reader writes "Yahoo's Tech Tuesday is running PC Mag's annual survey of best and worst PC vendors' customer support. At the top of the list: Apple. At the bottom: Sony. Heard any good tech support horror stories lately?"
Horror Stories? (Score:4, Funny)
Best Support (Score:4, Funny)
Stupid? How about this one. (Score:5, Funny)
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I'm so glad this happened to me because I wouldn't have believed it otherwise...
This normal-looking 20-something couple came in tonight and stood at the dropbox just clutching their three movies and staring at me until I asked if I could help them. They then proceeded to tell me that the dvd copy of 'Office Space' they had rented from us had downloaded a virus onto their brand-new dvd player and ruined it. (Anyone who has seen the 'Office Space' dvd knows why this is hilarious--for those of you who haven't seen it, after the FBI warning a Window...a MICROSOFT-LOOKING WINDOW...pops up and says a virus had been detected and, when you hit menu or start, your TELEVISION (i.e. Not Monitor) screen is flooded with pop up windows. After a few seconds you are taken to the dvd's start menu and presented with the usual options.) Even though they looked deadly serious, I thought they were joking and I said as much. The man got a little testy, so I explained to him that it's all a joke and simply part of the movie. They both swore up and down that it wasn't part of the movie and that this virus had destroyed their 2 month old dvd player and, even after I popped out the dvd trailer and put 'Office Space' in and showed them and actually started the movie with no trouble at all...you guessed it: they STILL did not believe me.
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life.
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Tech Support Horror Stories: 8 not-so-good words (Score:4, Funny)
Yea, Great Customer Support From Apple :-( (Score:5, Funny)
I just used a Mac and backed up 20GB of data over 4 DVD-Rs using your Backup 2.0 software. Unfortunately I no longer have a Mac but need to restore those discs, could you tell me what compression/spanning techniques are used by Backup 2.0 so I can retrieve the data?
Apple Rep:
Apple uses all open standards with their software. Thank you.
>:|
Linux vendor support horror story (Score:2, Funny)
Now isn't a nightmare that my official vendor (whom I paid the full list price of $0 for the software) couldn't tell me this themselves, but instead someone from the community had to do it for them?
Heard??? (Score:3, Funny)
Then there are those who know the URL but insist on searching for that address in google. Ever heard of an address bar? Guess not. Oh, and when the connection is down, they ask why -- and then proceed to give me a blank "Dummy Mode On" stare when I explain that the proxy server wasn't working. Like I should've said something like "the hamster stopped running."
Not to mention people who ask how to spell "solitary" (instead of solitaire) and those who ask how to get to "yoohoo" or "googles."
And by the way...You're Welcome!!!
Re:Best Support (Score:3, Funny)
Don't expect a lot of questions. I don't think any of us want to know the details of the services you provide for him.
Earthlink tech support (Score:3, Funny)
I told them I was using a Touring Machine.
Funniest Tech Support Ever (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Earthlink tech support (Score:4, Funny)
I told them I was using a Touring Machine
Ahhh, I see they've released a portable version then.
My electric company... (Score:5, Funny)
A person came and I took her to the basement where the box was. She looked at me and said, "What do I do now?"
I said, "Your job?! Turn it off."
She asked, "But how?"
I said, "Go and open the box and figure it out."
She said, "But what if I get electrocuted. I'm leaving."
I went over, opened the box, pulled out the large fuses that where there, and the lights went out. Luckily I had a flashlight because she didn't. I should have turned mine off and left her down there.
Re:Dell is by far the worst... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:My last experience with tech support (Score:2, Funny)
same situation, a hp 6110, starts not wanting to feed paper. so i call up support and have me jump through the hoops, until the fax started making this terrible grinding noise. the tech: "thats not right. I'll get you a replacement"
3 days later, the replacement arrives (we paid for 3+ day shipping). its remanufactured, and its doa. call back, explain, they ship another one, they pay for shipping this time.
2 days later, the replacement's replacement shows up. its dead too. call back. they overnight me a replacement.
finally, i got one that works (i had three of these in the office at the time). the rest get shipped out, end of story...right?
nope. last week (the adventure started back nearly a year ago) i got an email saying that my replacement has shipped to my Puerto Rico Address (oddly, i live in Missouri), so i call them and ask whats this about. seems that my business email is still attached to one of the machine's serial #. so i talk to about 2-3 different people and they thank me for pointing this out to them.
yesterday i got another shipping confirmation letter. i decided to just delete it and let them deal with it.
you are lucky! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Horror Stories? (Score:3, Funny)
Posting articles about Italy. Please be reminded that the Vatican is an independent country, and stories about the Roman Catholic Church will be posted in the VA section. Also, stories about San Marino, another independent country hosted inside the Italian territory, should be posted in their own section.
Re:Sneaky Apple - A Financial Horror Story (Score:1, Funny)
Online banking must be hell for you.