Does A Pentium 4 Need A Weapons License? 766
WindBourne writes "It appears to be that the U.S. house of Reps. want to classify Pentium 4 and above CPUs as weapons. This would mean that all these will require export licenses. Apparently, they have not heard about that the far east has developed large CPUs as well that are used in beowulf clusters." According to the article, this clause is unlikely to appear in the final version -- but stranger things have happened.
Donno about Pentium 4 but Athlon is a weapon (Score:5, Funny)
Air travel (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure they have P4's in Iraq (Score:3, Funny)
It's about time they catch up (Score:5, Funny)
new way of waging wars? (Score:4, Funny)
uh oh (Score:5, Funny)
Personally, I think (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I tought... (Score:4, Funny)
beowulf cluster (Score:5, Funny)
It would be the only cluster in the world to slow down as you add nodes.
Weapons of Mass Destruction (Score:2, Funny)
I was beginning to get worried that my beloved president was wrong.
Thanks for the info. now go to jail. (Score:5, Funny)
Sincerely,
The Feds
Is a weapons license necisarry? (Score:4, Funny)
Sure, if you throw one hard enough.
Concealed weapon... (Score:5, Funny)
Is this sponsored by AMD? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I tought... (Score:3, Funny)
They were manufactured in Taiwan or someplace... ?!
How do you say "Beowulf" in Mandarin?
A weapon? Heh! (Score:5, Funny)
Brilliant! (Score:5, Funny)
/sarcasm
Re:Get it right... (Score:5, Funny)
Famous last words
finally (Score:3, Funny)
Okay dude (Score:3, Funny)
This is a stick-up. Give me all your money.
No seriously, I'm packing a P4 3,4ghz. You do NOT want to fuck with me.
Pentium 4 and above? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How would this help? (Score:2, Funny)
If it sucks, say it sucks
I knew it! (Score:5, Funny)
They're sitting in boxes at the Bagdad CompUSA store marked "Intel inside"!
Nice work!
-Goran
Good thing I've got a CCW permit. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is a weapons license necisarry? (Score:4, Funny)
simple solution (Score:3, Funny)
There's only one known OS (Score:5, Funny)
Windows NT.
I suggest that we make it export tariff free and make sure it gets distributed far and wide.
Because that makes about as much logical sense as this legislation.
Re:Donno about Pentium 4 but Athlon is a weapon (Score:5, Funny)
Waiting periods, NICS, californians disarmed. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:beowulf cluster (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Air travel (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Resist like Moses!!!! (Score:1, Funny)
Congress Is In Session... (Score:2, Funny)
I warned you about the Snark (Score:1, Funny)
Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?
Well, do you, punk?
Somewhere in Iraq (Score:3, Funny)
"Good work private. We've finally found those WMDS."
Re:beowulf cluster (Score:3, Funny)
Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of congressman...
Easily - if there's a lobbyist in the middle, or perhaps Fanne Fox (for those old enough to remember [ishipress.com] Wilbur Mills...)
No (Score:5, Funny)
I would be more worried about people with concealed Athlons. You're minding you're own business, and then some nut with an overclocked Athlon without so much as a fan or heatsink, suddenly produces it in his asbestos mitten, brandishing it at you. You feel the heat coming off it, looking down at death itself. You think of reaching for the P4 holstered at your side, but he's got the drop on you. That would suck.
Re:When you sit down and think... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Donno about Pentium 4 but Athlon is a weapon (Score:2, Funny)
Re:SIGH! Here we go again. (Score:3, Funny)
Congress? But, you repeat yourself ...
Re:Air travel (Score:5, Funny)
Do not underestimate the soporific power of indiscriminate maths!
Re:I tought... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Is this sponsored by AMD? (Score:3, Funny)
There's a firebombing joke in there somewhere.
Re:I tought... (Score:5, Funny)
How do you say "Beowulf" in Mandarin?
Genghis Khan?
Re:I tought... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Air travel (Score:5, Funny)
I'd be more worried about the indiscriminate use of weapons of math destruction.
Re: I tought... (Score:5, Funny)
Or maybe BEI4 YAO3 WU2 FU2 [4ff6 302d 4ad3 3695], which (I think) means 'completely unfathomable vast big-head'.
(however, I don't speak Mandarin, this is just from looking up syllables in the Unihan Database [unicode.org]
Wrong generation (Score:5, Funny)
That would be those ancient Pentiums with the FDIV bug.
Re:Tech required for building a nuke (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I tought... (Score:2, Funny)
It was, but then Michael Jackson bought it and had it moved to his backyard (next to the roller-coaster).
Re:It's about time they catch up (Score:3, Funny)
Re:beowulf cluster (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Air travel (Score:3, Funny)
Weapons? (Score:2, Funny)
But only if you ship them with free copies of Microsoft Windows.
Re:I tought... (Score:2, Funny)
And now, the 11 o' clock news at 10 (Score:3, Funny)
President William Gates III. has announced that the terrorists have been located "somewhere around Europe or something" and that two ICBMs (InterContinental Beowulf Missiles) with a payload of 32x4 GHz have been launched somewhere at Europe's general direction.
Our hearts are with the owners of Fido, who choked on the deadly weapons which crashed into the Sears Tower. Officials suspect them to be Pentium-type processors, but cannot say it before they have been retrieved from the dog's stomach.
The Sears Tower seems to be out of imminent danger of collapsing, but, as some random government suit said: "only a few hundred chips more and they might have smashed a window."
I other news, Apple Defense Systems (ADS) has just finished their new G2000 RISC (Really Incredible Stuff-based Computer) line of ultra-expensive and extremely hip weapons of mass destruction. President Gates has announced that the USA will be saving money for the next five years, hoping that this will generate enough money to actually afford an Apple-brand WMD (or iWMD, as Apple calls them).
This were the 11 o' clock news at 10, with Tejas Barton.
Re:A weapon? Heh! (Score:2, Funny)
Bought a USA made computer (Score:2, Funny)
Re:WMD Revisited (Score:2, Funny)
Ancient? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:it's a flaw in the constitution (Score:5, Funny)
SHHHHH! Don't tell anyone. They might figure it out.
My other response is: NO KIDDING! BRILLIANT!
Re:How would this help? (Score:2, Funny)
(surely someone here gets the joke)
My Cold, Dead Hands! (Score:2, Funny)
You can have my Laptop (PIV), when you pry it, from my cold dead, Hands.