Army Contractor To Build A 1566 Xserve Cluster 465
olePigeon (Wik) writes "MacCentral has an interesting article on a new computer cluster. From the article: 'Apple Computer Inc. will announce on Monday the sale of 1566 dual processor 1U rack-mount 64-bit Xserve G5 servers to COLSA Corp., which will be used to build what is expected to be one of the fastest supercomputers in the world. The US$5.8 million cluster will be used to model the complex aero-thermodynamics of hypersonic flight for the U.S. Army.'" alset_tech was one of the many readers to point to
CNET's version of the story.
Only $5.8 Million? I Want One (Score:4, Funny)
What, Duke Nukem Forever still isn't out yet? Hey, maybe such a computer could create Duke Nukem Forever from scratch so I could play it.
This just might meet the system requirements... (Score:5, Funny)
costs? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why the Army? (Score:5, Funny)
or possibly "wtf how does that thing fly??".
Awesome! (Score:5, Funny)
Ohhhh. XServe. My bad.
Torn between... (Score:4, Funny)
Oh screw it, that cluster is gonna be awesome! Forget imagining a Beowulf cluster... imagine your frame rate in Doom III!
First.
20fps.
In Doom III.
Evar!
Another misspell (Score:5, Funny)
That'll be a damn pretty thermodynamic simulator (Score:5, Funny)
"Uh, we'd advise against that sir." - Army colonel
"But he SAID I could lick them! Ooh, red, yellow and green WMD icons!" - G. W. Bush
That's about 9 terahertz (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why the Army? (Score:4, Funny)
Think different? (Score:5, Funny)
-psy
Re:Why the Army? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why the Army? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Only $5.8 Million? I Want One (Score:4, Funny)
3132 processors (Score:5, Funny)
I sure as hell hope Steve Jobs threw in an iPod and a BMW to go with it.
Netcraft Confirms... (Score:5, Funny)
...that the Army is buying.
Hey now they can run Longhorn! (Score:2, Funny)
Uh oh (Score:2, Funny)
Zing.
Re:Torn between... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I don't follow the numbers (Score:4, Funny)
No, not Macs as in Macintosh, I'm talking about MACS (Military Acronym Compression Scheme).
See the military uses acronyms for everything, resulting in a higher throughput to the processors. This will allow them to reach the desired 25Tflops.
X-Plane bundle? (Score:1, Funny)
What ever happened to.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why the Army? (Score:5, Funny)
The negotiation went something like this:
Steve Jobs: No way dude! I'll never work with the military! You're harshing my mellow!
Army: We'll tell everyone that Apple is insanely great, and that you personally are a genius.
Steve Jobs: Well that's OK then. Hypersonic missiles are insanely great too!
Re:Only $5.8 Million? I Want One (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why the Army? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So do we blame IBM for the holocaust? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:1556 ???? (Score:2, Funny)
but why 1556. It seems like a rather odd number.
... *yoink*
I does look that way, doesn't it? Further inspection, however, reveals that it's actually a rather even number.
Thank you. I'll be here
Re:Torn between... (Score:4, Funny)
It's the world's first assault rifle with a built-in corkscrew.
Re: iBomb? (was Re:Why the Army?) (Score:1, Funny)
It was known as the "G4 Cube."
Ba-boom!
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the fish, I hear it's great.
Re:Why the Army? (Score:3, Funny)
Better still, image a Beowulf cluster of said bombs.