The Logic Behind Metric Paper Sizes 1461
Oily Pakora writes "Those of us in the United States are so used to our Letter and Legal paper sizes. We've seen the A4 paper size option in our printer trays and in printer preference menus. Metric sizes used almost everywhere in the world, save for the US and Canada. Here is an interesting article that discusses all of the aspects of metric paper. For those who enjoy a bit of math, did you know that in the Metric paper system, the height-to-width ratio of all pages is the square root of 2? This means that you can place two sheets of A4 side-by-side and they will equal an A3 sheet exactly, and two sheets of A3 will equal an A2."
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It's articles like this (Score:5, Funny)
-B
Obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
Audi A4 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:2 x A4 = A3 (Score:5, Funny)
The Metric System Sucks!! (Score:5, Funny)
* Government conspiracy
* Microsoft Windows
* Rap Music
* Hondas and their drivers
* Transistors
* Pokemon
* Jerry Springer
* Televangelism
* Toxic waste
* The Republicans
* The Democrats
* Defective and bogus hardware
* Wrenches that dont fit
* Starbucks coffee
* Communism
* Soccer
* The Euro
I will fight this metric paper with every OUNCE... (Score:1, Funny)
It's official... (Score:5, Funny)
I just read an article on metric pages and found it incredibly intresting.
At one point I said "Wow, Cool"
I think I've gone beyond 'geek'.
I feel dirty.
Re:Drugs teach American kids the metric system. (Score:-1, Funny)
Shouldn't that be:
My car gets forty rods to the berg'shead and that's the way I likes it.
Nick berg's head is useful for so many things... bowling, wall-mounted decoration, could make a pinwheel out of it, dodgeball...
Let's see your creativity, slashdot, what would YOU do with that head?
Mod parent up. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:It's articles like this (Score:1, Funny)
Re:It's articles like this (Score:5, Funny)
oh, i dunno...can't say i'd mind something rolled with a sheet of A0... @_@
If you enjoy math.. (Score:5, Funny)
2 x (8.5 x 11) = (11 x 17) (Score:3, Funny)
I'm not sure about "legal" paper and the rest.
And don't worry everyone, Microsoft is aware [microsoft.com] of the problem! To quote: "The paper sizes in the United States and Canada (such as letter, legal, and so on) do not satisfy the needs of all users in the world market."
Fear not! They'll solve this problem by embracing and extending the ISO paper-size standard. The new sizes will be MS-A4, MS-A3, etc. Of couse, you will only be able to print to these pages from MS apps, but what else is there?
the metric system is fun (Score:5, Funny)
And of course, 5 sheets of almost any metric sized paper folded into origami lions will inevitably merge to form Voltron, a robot so powerful that it will usually let it's enemies kick it's butt around for a good 15 to 20 minutes before it forms the blazing sword and finishes the fight.
Re:Neat (Score:5, Funny)
Only on /. (Score:1, Funny)
This is stuff that matters? Too WHO?!
Re:Obligatory (Score:3, Funny)
One thing I was always curious though, is why is it asking 'PC' for letter-sized paper? Why not 'Dude, load letter'?
Re:I will fight this metric paper with every OUNCE (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just in case the server crashes and burns... (Score:4, Funny)
Obligatory homer paraphrasing (Score:5, Funny)
I only know how to divide by ten!
Re:2 x A4 = A3 (Score:2, Funny)
Please enlighten me.
Re:It's official... (Score:5, Funny)
Luckily you can clean yourself up while being compliant to the standard!
It just works (Score:3, Funny)
It makes it really easy to take an A4 document (the normal paper size) and print it double-size on an A3 printer or photocopier. It's equally easy to print a document two-per page (or four or whatever) or to make an A5 pamphlet by printing it two pages per sheet and folding it in half.
And nothing needs to be rescaled or reformatted.
It's one of those "once you tried it you'll never go back" IT experiences, like full-screen text editors, network graphics systems, PVRs and video projectors.
John
Re:2 x A4 = A3 (Score:2, Funny)
Simplifying
2A * 4 = A * 3
Reorder the terms for easier multiplication:
2 * 4A = A * 3
Multiply 2 * 4
8A = A * 3
Reorder the terms for easier multiplication:
8A = 3A
Solving
8A = 3A
Move all terms containing A to the left, all other terms to the right.
Add '-3A' to each side of the equation.
8A + -3A = 3A + -3A
Combine like terms: 8A + -3A = 5A
5A = 3A + -3A
Combine like terms: 3A + -3A = 0
5A = 0
Divide each side by '5'.
A = 0
Simplifying
A = 0
Bah. (Score:3, Funny)
Never happen in the US! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I will fight this metric paper with every OUNCE (Score:3, Funny)
I love it. It helped me get more points on a Chem (Score:4, Funny)
This happened years ago. I had a Chem. test and the question had something to do with densities - I can't remember. But the point is, I remembered that the density of water is one, all the units where metric, and calculating the density, volume, and mass were a no brainer with the metric system.
I once got into a friendly argument with an engineer over the merits of the metric system. His argument "Foot-Lbs. I know what that is - that's obvious! Newton - what the fuck is a Newton."
Fight Metric! (Score:2, Funny)
When all else fails...Press "Shift-Continue" (Score:2, Funny)
They FINALLY put a cancel button on their inkjets that actually cancels the whole job so you don't keep getting the remaing 500 pages of PCL interpreted as text.
Re:Drugs teach American kids the metric system. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oooo.... root 2! (Score:2, Funny)
8.5mm x 11mm, i never heard of that paper size, it's like the world has gone crazy.
oops (Score:4, Funny)
skinnier is still ugly though.
Next in our series: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:And this is superior why? (Score:2, Funny)
Dick.
Re:Neat (Score:2, Funny)
Now you've gone and done it. Thousands of people will be linking to Staples, and purchasing size A4. Staples in turn will start stocking nothing but A4, and the whole of American society will be turned on it's ear. Filing cabinets will be the wrong size, and all other social aspects will deteriorate. In the end, George W. Bush gets re-elected, and Chaney declares a war on intelligencia.
You bastard!
Joke on USers: (Score:4, Funny)
Even thought the french helped you! That's the real loser part.
BTW: It was Napoleon who established the metric system big time in large parts of his area of influence.
Shame he couldn't follow the other guidelines:
Universal Rule Number One: Never start a land war in Asia.
Re:Drugs teach American kids the metric system. (Score:1, Funny)
And they always fly a decimal fraction of the Earth's circumference.
Blame the English (Score:2, Funny)
wow (Score:3, Funny)
any ten-year-old in europe knows that...
Re:2 x A4 = A3 (Score:2, Funny)
Well, maybe *you* can, I can't even keep them in my hands
Re:Drugs teach American kids the metric system. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:2 x A4 = A3 (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Audi A4 (Score:5, Funny)
Two Audis == One BAM ("Big Assed Mercedes")
Two Mercedes == One average European house.
Wow, those Europeans can apply simple metric system math to everything!
Meanwhile, in America:
Two Mini Coopers side by side == One speed bump for a Hummer H2.
Two Audis in the driveway == A good house to break into.
Two Mercedes == Really, really tacky.
Two Hummers == The energy consumption of a typical third-world country
Two thrid world countries == A re-unified Germany. (I keed!)
Re:Yet another reason for the US to switch to metr (Score:5, Funny)
|------| = 10 inches, when in fact
|---------| = 10 inches.
This has caused them to become totally confused with regard to units of measure, and they are thus unable to convert imperial to metric units. Thus, if we were to switch to using the metric system, we would no longer be able to bake apple pies, a situation we are just not willing to accept.
Re:I love it. It helped me get more points on a Ch (Score:2, Funny)
Holy crap. (Score:4, Funny)
Slow News Day of the Year Award nominee here.
Re:The simplest reason A4 won't take off in the US (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A complex way to point out simplity. (Score:4, Funny)
weird thing is, i saw that same movie in 1987
Re:A complex way to point out simplity. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Drugs teach American kids the metric system. (Score:5, Funny)
Yep, sounds like a True American car to me.
Re:2 x A4 = A3 (Score:2, Funny)
The same place I store my 200 foot coil of rope, and 15 foot staff!
Re:The Metric System Sucks!! (Score:1, Funny)
for instance
* 9mm
* 5.56mm
* 7.62mm
* 10mm
* 105mm
* 40mm
* 30mm
* 120mm
I mean, hey if your guns have all changed, isn't it time that you did too.....
Re:Side-by-sideness (Score:5, Funny)
My buddy Heff taught me that trick.
Re:Not English (Score:3, Funny)
Distinctions are made between the 'English' (or U.S.) and 'Imperial' systems of measure, it's just that most people do not often run into the Imperial system except at bars, and debating the differences between measurement systems is no way to pick up chics.
Re:WHAT? (Score:3, Funny)
How do you play the piano with a fork?
Re:Yes, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Metric System Sucks!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:2 x A4 = A3 (Score:5, Funny)
I wonder why Westerners insist on using both a fork and spoon to eat after they've seen the Spork.
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
Wow, I'd like to see your saw. It leaves a kerf of 30 cm.
Re:Drugs teach American kids the metric system. (Score:4, Funny)
504 gallons to go 1 mile!
From here [oteromesa.org], the gas mileage of a modern aircraft carrier is seventeen feet per gallon...so he's getting 40% less distance per unit of fuel.
Consequently, I speculate that his vehicle must be an aircraft carrier...operating on land.
My only question is, where the hell does he park it?
Re:A complex way to point out simplity. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:2 x A4 = A3 (Score:2, Funny)
Mommy!!! Look! Look! I just made 8 piercings in my tongue!
Re:Drugs teach American kids the metric system. (Score:5, Funny)
If it's still fully equipped and armed, then the correct answer is:
Wherever he wants to.
Re:A complex way to point out simplity. (Score:5, Funny)
It's called "The Rest Of The World". You'll find we do a lot of things differently here, if you ever bother to look.
Um. Sorry. Bad day.
Re:A complex way to point out simplity. (Score:5, Funny)
Not for long...
Re:Metric & The US (Score:5, Funny)
Don't tell George Bush that he's using Arabic numerals...
Re:I will fight this metric paper with every OUNCE (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not English (Score:5, Funny)
"PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?!?"
Re:2 x A4 = A3 (Score:4, Funny)
Re:2 x A4 = A3 (Score:2, Funny)
The scary thing is (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Drugs teach American kids the metric system. (Score:4, Funny)
Silly websites, with their alternative opinions.
Also, (Score:2, Funny)
(The funny thing is, it was a countryman of mine who invented what later became modified to be the Fahrenheit system - and it was based on stuff like "the temperature of a healthy mouth" and the temperature under the arm of a sick person" etc.!)
When I was in the army (Score:4, Funny)
My first day in the army was the 3rd of December, 2001. Ahem.
Re:The simplest reason A4 won't take off in the US (Score:1, Funny)
The reason? Some say it's the British love of a cup of tea. You've got to be able to power that electric kettle somehow...
Re:2 x A4 = A3 (Score:2, Funny)
Re:When I was in the army (Score:3, Funny)
Re:2 x A4 = A3 (Score:3, Funny)