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What (non-PC) Hardware Do You Hack? 696

Lis writes "Mike Langberg at the Merc News interviewed Scott Fullam - Scott wrote the book 'Hardware Hacking Projects for Geeks' which includes things like a video periscope for your car, an Internet toaster, Cubicle Intrusion Detection Systems, and talking Furbys. (Instructions for the toaster and coffeemaker are up on the O'Reilly site.) Almost any kind of consumer electronic equipment can be modified to do things it wasn't intended to do. Ok, you'll probably void your warranty in the process, but you could end up with something even better than the original. Or not. But it's just gotta be interesting. So what have you hacked, and into what?"
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What (non-PC) Hardware Do You Hack?

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  • by MoeMoe ( 659154 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @05:54PM (#8378344)
    I screwed around with a dialpad and set it up so when the right PIN is punched in, it turns on my computer. (I saw someone do it once with a garage door opener too)...
  • Rapid prototyping (Score:5, Interesting)

    by geek42 ( 592158 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @05:55PM (#8378355)
    3 old dot matrix printers and a dremel become a 3D rapid prototyping machine that can carve a 3D relief into styrofoam (or anything else, if you've got the patience to let it run that slowly...)
  • by delirium of disorder ( 701392 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @05:56PM (#8378369) Homepage Journal
    phones: see the above webpage.
  • phones (Score:4, Interesting)

    by 2MuchC0ffeeMan ( 201987 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @05:56PM (#8378379) Homepage
    phone's are my personal favorite, they are easy to do and you don't get shocked too hard... the light up ones and the caller id's are the best to do, changing leds and such. speaking of changing leds, someone will mention the dreamcast or ps2 LED mod [cjb.net]

    but phones are simple, and don't hold a big charge... although, there's nothing like a good 9 volt zap in the morning to wake you up.
  • Speedpass (Score:2, Interesting)

    by NeoTheOne ( 673445 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @05:57PM (#8378391)
    I was going to build a cracked speedpass from Sixflags [sixflags.com] but havent gotten to it yet.
  • Routers (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @05:58PM (#8378415)
    Many routers (wired and wireless) are free or dirt cheap after mail in rebate. I've attempted to hack cheap belkin and US Robotics routers I've picked up - attempting to pick apart the firmware. The only thing is, once you flash it, if you made one mistake the device is as good as ruined. On the belkin router, I made the kernel out to be a Nucleus Plus kernel with strings with "Aurora" in them scattered throughout. I found a large hunk of gzipped data in the file, but I couldn't find any structures deeper than that. Does anyone know about the structures of this type of firmware, and know how I could take it apart, to at the very least see how it works?
  • Re:Rapid prototyping (Score:1, Interesting)

    by needamiracle ( 561725 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:00PM (#8378441)
    Details...this sounds like a neat project.
  • by Grand Facade ( 35180 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:01PM (#8378460)
    Does using dishwasher parts in my TIG welder count?
  • Re:Rapid prototyping (Score:3, Interesting)

    by IamGarageGuy 2 ( 687655 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:02PM (#8378471) Journal
    Gotta see this. Is there a site? Do you use all 3 printers? More details - the geeks want to know!!!!
  • How about... (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Slick_Snake ( 693760 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:02PM (#8378476) Journal
    building a Apple Lisa (more or less) from the ground up for a class with nothing but the 68000 reference material, the chips, and wire.
  • by Faust7 ( 314817 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:04PM (#8378491) Homepage
    If you're looking anywhere other than out your windows or at your dashboard while you're driving, there are issues.

    And it's nice to know that my dreams of Internet toast have been fulfilled.

    Anyone with a little skill/determination (yeah, that's a slash, not an "and") can hack anything; I think a more interesting article would be about maverick hacks that actually turned out to be useful. Like, say someone turned a toaster into a door-to-door salesman irradiation device. That would be amazingly useful.
  • by phasm42 ( 588479 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:04PM (#8378499)
    I once dremeled a PCB from an old power supply into several pieces, then resoldered and glued it back together so that it still worked, and tried to sell it on eBay as modern art. Unfortunately, no one bit. An interesting hack I've seen is something I think a lot of electronics slashdotters out there should note: Cheap oscilloscope using your sound card. The software is available on the web, just get your signals into at +/- 1 or 2V range, and you have a dual channel low frequency scope that plugs into any sound card. Check the voltage range of line-out to get an idea of what's acceptable. I started making an adapter to provide a high impedance input and scaling the signal down, but got distracted and haven't revisited the project in a while.
  • EFI (Score:5, Interesting)

    by activesynapsis ( 706402 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:05PM (#8378509)
    Reprogramming the fuel injection computer on my car. When you change pretty much anything on the engine (cam, intake, etc...) in order to make it run to full potential, you really need to change the fuel tables.

    Plus on 80/90's GM EFI cars, there's a cruise fuel saving routine that's not enabled from the factory. 29 MPG highway from a 350 CI V8 baybee.

  • Re:Tree hacking.. (Score:5, Interesting)

    by irhtfp ( 581712 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:05PM (#8378511)
    Speaking of tree hacking...

    We built a fireplace and I wanted something cool for the kids so I took one of the kid-high rocks and drilled a hole in it then epoxied in a brass "peep hole". I put a geode behind the rock and ran some fiber optic cable to it then mortared the whole thing up.

    The other ends of the fiber optic cables went to a hidden box which contains the guts of one of these fiber optic Xmas trees (including the spinning color wheel).

    Push a secret rock near the peep hole rock and the whole thing turns on - cool crystally color changing happiness. The kids love it. Now on the other side of the fireplace I installed a "peep show" but that's a different story...

  • by robslimo ( 587196 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:05PM (#8378515) Homepage Journal
    My first big hack was tearing into my radio shack scanning receiver and interfacing the serially programmed PLL tuner IC to the parallel printer port of a PC. Gave my cheapo 8 channel scanner an infinite channel memory and other features.

    I've also interfaced a "radio controlled clock" to a PC to automagically set the exact time.

    Turned an old CD-ROM drive into a hand-powered LED toy [fieldlines.com] for my son.

    Latest interesting project was to convert a box fan motor into a permanent magnet for use in a wind generator... that hasn't worked out too well so far. [fieldlines.com]
  • Square Cucumbers (Score:2, Interesting)

    by maliabu ( 665176 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:06PM (#8378528)
    i have a vege garden with some cucumbers. i've been trying to grow some square cukes similar to the square watermelons [bbc.co.uk].

    so far all my attempts have failed, because these cukes were pretty strong, and they just push through whatever box i can find. maybe i need something completely sealed (from birth/manufactured) to achieve my goal.
  • Music Gear (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Moeses ( 19324 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:07PM (#8378548)
    Recently I've been studying up on electronics and modifying the electrical components to my basses. If you're a geek and into music this can be a lot of fun. It has the added bonus of helping you as a musician really understand every single part of your signal chain.

    There are several reasons why this is cool. The components of a passive pickup system are real simple, allowing you to get started easily. As you build up your base of knowledge you can get involved in much more complex projects, like modifying amplifiers, building your own stomp boxes, etc.

    Another reason this is a cool field is that you can approach it from different angles. If you're good with calculus you can design and calculate the frequency response of your filters before you build them and know exactly what you're doing. You can design a whole effect if you want and model it in circuit modelling software. In fact, with some programs I believe you can do that and use a wav file for input to get an idea of how the circuit will sound, although I haven't tried that myself.

    If you're a physical experimenter kind of a person you can take existing circuits and see, for example, how a tone knob sounds different when the pot is connected to different values of capacitors. Plus, if your favorite part is building, not designing then there is a huge amount of free schematics for things on the web, kits you can order, etc.

    It's loads of fun (pun intended?) and you can really individualize your sound (for better or for worse).

  • Grill (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Schnee ( 743890 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:07PM (#8378550)
    A Weber Grill, old hair dryer (metal barrel), and various compression fittings hack nicely into a turbo-grill. Just attach the dryer to one of the bottom ash-emptying holes (and turn it (the dryer) on, 'natch). Turns out Alton Brown also did this. He is the ultimate kitchen hacker.
  • a camera (Score:4, Interesting)

    by WormholeFiend ( 674934 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:09PM (#8378570)
    not quite an electronics hack, and not quite a full modification... more like a hacked add-on accessory...

    When the Hasselblad Xpan (makes 24mm x 60 mm panoramic frames on 35mm film) was first marketed, I drooled over the ads, but didnt have the budget for it.

    But I did have a medium format Rolleicord TLR (which makes 60mm x 60mm frames on 120 film), and I knew that a 35mm film adapter existed for it, so I shopped around used camera store until I found one that had kits.

    Now the full kit prevents you from not using the 35mm mask (to make 24mm x 36mm frames).

    Luckily, the store manager had an incomplete kit, which I got at a substantial discount from a complete (collectible priced) kit.

    So I used the two parts that serve to hold the 35mm film canister, and used some medical duct tape wound on either end of a 120 film spool to narrow the space for the 35mm film and voila!

    Cheap "real panoramic" 35mm photos.

    The only downside is that I have to rewind the film in a changebag or in a darkroom.
  • by erick99 ( 743982 ) * <homerun@gmail.com> on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:10PM (#8378586)
    My boys are 10 and 13 now, but back when they were more like four and five, family and friends thought it was fun to buy them toys that created noise volumes that made a landing 747 seem quiet in comparison. I took the toys apart and would find the right value resistor that would top off the speaker volume at some level that was at least just under a dull roar. Not the most ingenious of hacks, but very effective.

    Happy Trails!

    Erick

  • by FatalTourist ( 633757 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:11PM (#8378594) Homepage
    Anything that makes noise can be used for musical purposes. Tiny kiddie keyboards, Speak n Spells, etc. Always fun to take apart, add audio outputs, extra knobs, buttons etc.

    See Reed Ghazala [anti-theory.com], father of circuit bending.

  • Coffee temperature? (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Monkeyman334 ( 205694 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:11PM (#8378600)
    A much better tool would have been the age of current pot. I don't care if it's being heated or not when it's 12 hours old. And it's probably still hot if it was brewed 15 minutes ago and relatively full.
  • by domenic v1.0 ( 610623 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:13PM (#8378617)

    I took an old remote control car's motor and put it inot a model car to construct my own pulley system to make the car hop up and down just like the real cars on the road with hydraulic suspension setups.


    So I took the motor and attached it inside the car (thank you hot glue gun and glue sticks) and hooked up a "T-model" suspension so that when the motor turns it would wind a string up which pulls the suspension "up" towards the car, thus making the car hop.


    Then I took my mothers rice cooker power plug and spliced into it to attach it to the motor. Little did I know at that time in my life (9 years old), the value of toggle switches as well as 120v on a motor that was built to handle no more than a 9v battery. Needless to say, instantaneously after plugging in the rice-cooker plug the car hopped once and then the motor sparked like hell (exploded actually), caught on fire, and melted a hole through the floorpan of my model 1968 Impala.


    So in the end my mother slapped me for ruining her power cord, I was out a motor and model car, and my room smelled like burning plastic/metal for 3 days. How I miss my innocent days of playing with electricity.

  • Re:Cars! (Score:4, Interesting)

    by flewp ( 458359 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:13PM (#8378621)
    I'd actually be interested in what people think about working with cars in terms of hacking. Do you consider it hacking if you're modifying your car to improve performance, for entertainment (ie, stereo stuff, DVD, etc) or reliability?

    Would it be hacking if you just took off the shelf (either stock or aftermarket) and installed them? Or would you have to kind of cobble together something that's rarely normally done for it to be hacking?
  • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:13PM (#8378622)
    Jesus, the amount of things you can do with a hacked Xbox are insane.

    You can turn it into a baby Linux box - Thank God Linux doesn't need much hardware to run well.

    You can turn it into a media center - Home brew applications allow for a/v playback of any codec you can think of. Now it even supports HD.

    You can turn it into a portable Xbox (Instead of lugging around your games, just put 'em on a HDD)

    You can turn it into a homebrew gaming system, with support for stuff like Stepmania (DDR simulator)

    You can turn it into an arcade with emulation support for any gaming system that isn't current generation (sans maybe the Sega Saturn).

    Well, you get the point. $200 Xbox + $50 mod chip + $100 HDD = $5,000 worth of entertainment equipment
  • by EdinBear ( 602993 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:18PM (#8378681)
    A friend of mine (who can hack BGP - respect!) had to do military service back in Italy - so he devoured the Rule Book.

    Within weeks he had his unit all wearing beards.

    He arrested a senior member of the army who came back to the base too late after a night out.

    And the best bit: In the army one's transport to and from home each weekend is paid for. He lives the other side of Europe from Italy, so they offered to fly him. But no - the rules state that it had to be by train (which takes what, a day? a day and a half?) so he ended up spending just a couple of days a week in Italy...

    They sent him home soon afterwards. Nicely. Permanently.

    Give this guy a system (of whatever kind) and he'll do scary scary things...

  • Why the Dremel? (Score:3, Interesting)

    by mangu ( 126918 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:20PM (#8378709)
    For carving styrofoam a small soldering iron, with temperature control, would do. Less noise, less dust, probably lasts longer.
  • by Cpt_Kirks ( 37296 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:21PM (#8378716)
    I prefer a portable scope [elektor-el...nics.co.uk]. Plus, it puts ancient gameboys to work.
  • Re:phones (Score:3, Interesting)

    by enrayged ( 67136 ) <ray@guild[ ]es.com ['sit' in gap]> on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:22PM (#8378742) Homepage
    I once had an '82 Camaro RS (ok still do but its on blocks) that originally came with a very weak v6 engine. I "accidently" blew the motor... so my dad and me hacked a 350 that came out of a 72 Camaro (nice 4 bolt main... still have that too) into the car. Was fun finding motor mounts, re-wiring, but the coolest part was mating the little 5 speed to it... took some fancy footwork finding the right bellhousing, which finally came off of a camaro, but of course it didnt have the bracket for the hydrolic clutch so we had to fabricate one monster garage style ( was about 11-12 years ago)

    Damn that thing could move afterwards. I could spin tires from first to 3rd gear. And with that tranny had excelent gas milage for a carbeurated engine. Always thought I would blow the tranny... but the only thing that went out drivetrain wise was the throwout bearing.

    That was a fun ugly car... never lost a street race in it after that... and everyone always wondered how I got that fugly car to move like it did
  • Re:My latest hack. (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Alzheimers ( 467217 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:24PM (#8378762)
    Two sheets of bounty with a little Pledge sprayed between makes an excellent, cheap replacement for those damn swifter rags.
  • Morning simulator (Score:5, Interesting)

    by cybermace5 ( 446439 ) <g.ryan@macetech.com> on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:25PM (#8378767) Homepage Journal
    Ever notice how it's so difficult sometimes to wake up when it's dark outside? It seems that I'm at higher risk for getting up late when it's overcast or stormy outside. It seems that the light level triggers how awake you are. If I have to wake up early, I'll usually leave a light on in the room; it helps a lot. But it's not the best solution, and I'd love to smooth out the roughly torn edge between sleep and consciousness when the buzzer screams at you.

    I'm building a clock that includes a wall socket. You plug a lamp into the socket, and half an hour before your set wakeup time, the lamp begins glowing. It increases brightness gradually over a half hour so that by the time you need to wake up, you already are. It's not really a new idea, but it's fun. It uses a realtime clock chip, a microcontroller, and a triac for power control. Maybe not so much hacking...I guess it does "hack" a desk lamp into a wakeup alarm notification device.

    Most of my other hacks are computer related; for example hacking a Sandisk 6-in-1 memory card reader to work with ALL CompactFlash cards, instead of only the new ones, with a single wire. I hacked a Nintendo R.O.B. into an internet-controlled pan/tilt webcam mount [macetech.com] in an hour or two. Also ran a small server in college which used fetchmail to check for new messages, and would flash one LED over my desk and one in the door's peephole, so I knew I had mail just by looking down the hall from a friend's room. Lots of random stuff like that. My most recent major project was a small CNC machine, the computer, power supply, and driver electronics housed inside the case of an old Yokogawa data analyzer.
  • Re:The gf? (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Jason1729 ( 561790 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:28PM (#8378794)
    There's always software hacks to get around problems in the hardware. The pentium flaw could be "fixed" by disabling the FPU in software. Sure it would be a lot slower, but at least you'd get the right answer. Even hard drive sizes used to be "hacked" bigger by using compression software.

    Jason
  • Re:Cars! (Score:3, Interesting)

    by nolife ( 233813 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:29PM (#8378802) Homepage Journal
    Not a new concept but I know a dude that built his own preoiler system for his Mustang's 351C. When you turned the key to start it, an electric oil pump would run until oil pressure hit a specific limit, the pump shut off and the starter would engage and start the car. Pretty neat setup. Theory has it that 90% of engine wear happens in the first 10 seconds of running a car because of very little oil in the upper engine, I guess he solved that problem.

    On the other end of the spectrum. I knew a guy with a Civic that put a 12v computer P/S fan in his air intake ducting to "increase" airflow into the engine. He used the switched +12v line from his fog lights for power so he sould not have to run a different switch to the fan. Soo.. when his fog lights were on, so was the P/S fan. I would not have believed if I did not see it with my own eyes.
  • R/C cars (Score:5, Interesting)

    by RainbowSix ( 105550 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:31PM (#8378835) Homepage
    When I was in middle school I came across an old cheapo 9.6v R/C truck. I took the wires off of the motor and wired it to a homebuilt relay that I made out of a small motor and some aluminum foil (motor comes on, foil on the arm spins and makes contact to more foil, completing the circut. Reverse to stop). Through the relay I connected 2 more 9.6v batteries directly to the motor.

    Holy shit that thing was fast. It didn't last very long, was not wired to go backwards, and couldn't turn without flipping over, and took 3 battery packs, but it was fast!
  • Re:Cars! (Score:5, Interesting)

    by robbleece ( 756203 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:31PM (#8378836) Homepage
    I think my Mini would count as a "hack" - See Picture [myfridaynight.com]
  • Foreign hardware (Score:5, Interesting)

    by phorm ( 591458 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:34PM (#8378870) Journal
    I was gifted an Mp3 player that came from China. Unfortunately, it also came with Chinese instructions (though the unit had English on the display and buttons) and a 200-240V adaptor (5V 600mA output).

    This was a fairly sensitive unit, so I wanted to be careful about the voltage. A decent step-up transformer for 110-220V is around $70 here. It's also not as easy as one things to find a decent priced 5V/600mA adaptor (most are about 300mA, and not all that "stable").

    I eventually came to the bright conclusion that computer power leads have a 5V connector, so I made an adaptor for the front of my PC. I then removed the original 200V adaptor and simply connected the power lead to a plug that fits in the PC. Viola, my MP3 player now charges nicely and plays tunes while I'm on the go.
  • Macintosh SE (Score:2, Interesting)

    by rmiller021 ( 620732 ) * on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:35PM (#8378883) Homepage
    I had a broken alarm clock and a broken Macintosh SE. Now I have a Macintosh Alarm clock. I cut a piece of Plexiglas to fit where the monitor was and the buttons just poke through the lower floppy drive whole. It looks great and I did not damage the original case.
  • by scovetta ( 632629 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:35PM (#8378891) Homepage
    Does this version of the protocol support RFC 2423 [faqs.org], the HTCPCP (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol)?
  • by MCRocker ( 461060 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:35PM (#8378895) Homepage
    This doesn't exactly qualify as a hack, but I figured it might be of intersest to the same crowd... I managed to crash a gas pump at a Stinker Station once.

    It was a fairly new self serve gas pump and I had selected the type of gas that I wanted, but then realized that their labelling was confusing and that I really wanted a different type of gas.

    Naturally, I applied my problem solving skills to the situation, deviated from the process shown in the illustrated instuctions printed on the side and attempted to re-select the type of gas that I wanted. There was no response! In fact, ALL of the pumps at the station stopped and the operator's terminal inside of the store locked up too!

    They had to reboot the system to get everything working again. They told me that nothing like that had ever happened before and we were all just lucky that the manager, who knew how to restart the sytem, was on duty at the time.
  • by MBraynard ( 653724 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:37PM (#8378907) Journal
    Bear with me here, this is legitemate and not a joke.

    After hours, the desk attendant is replaced by a rent-a-cop. These rent-a-cops, to make things convinient for themselves, are in the practice of comandering one of the elevators so that it only moves when they put their key in.

    Similarly, the cleaning people, when moving from floor to floor, leave their wheeled carts on the elevator and disable the movement of the elevator to save them the trouble of waiting on an elevator and moving their carts out of the elevator.

    This has, at times, annoyed me. So I figured out that if I enter the elevator and [b]hold down[/b] the floor button, the elevator door will close and I will move to my floor.

    This mischief of mine is mostly directed at the rent-a-cops because when I enter the building it is easist for me to just grab their elevator and ride it up, leaving them thinking that they didn't set it right.

    However, the bigger impact is on the cleaning people, for when I take their elevator, I'm also taking their wheeled carts, and it must be a pain in the butt to try get back that elevator (one of three). I mean, they push a return elevator button, and it's 1:3 chance that it will be the right one.... every time! Because of this, I'm much less likely to hax0rz their elevator.

  • Re:Why the Dremel? (Score:2, Interesting)

    by kfg ( 145172 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:37PM (#8378923)
    This method is not programable or fully 3D. It will create a set shape on a surface like a molding plane does. It will not carve a model of your head, and then carve a model of your girlfriend's head, and then carve a molding plug for a machine part.

    KFG
  • by neile ( 139369 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:40PM (#8378981)
    For people in digital camera circles this is likely old news, but my latest hack was last night. I removed the 4GB Microdrive that came in my MuVo2 (total was $198 including taxes and shipping), formatted it appropriately, and shoved it into my 10D. Now I've got room for 588 RAW images on a single card.

    The other half of the hack was to get my old 1GB microdrive working in the MuVo. It required a reformat of the drive, and a re-flash of the firmware to get the magic files back on the drive.
  • silly putty timers (Score:5, Interesting)

    by greywire ( 78262 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:42PM (#8379021) Homepage
    I used silly putty to create "timers" for instance to turn off a light switch. By dragging a wire through a blob of silly putty, using gravity or a rubber band, you can trigger lots of things. Silly putty by its nature makes for a relatively constant rate of travel and you can pretty accurately time things.
  • Hacking rainbows (Score:2, Interesting)

    by AndroidCat ( 229562 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:42PM (#8379025) Homepage
    In the local junk/surplus shop (the one with the gorilla) they had parts of a tank periscope with a 6" high-quality prism. Getting it out and removing the aluminum coating was fun. (Soak in vinegar or stonger overnight to remove the aluminum.)

    Fix it (cat proof!) in a southern window and you get a large rainbow that sweeps across the room on sunny days. Very nice for improving the mood. (You could buy one, but it wouldn't be a hack.) Great for bugging anal managers at the office.

  • Re:My latest hack. (Score:2, Interesting)

    by kfg ( 145172 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:44PM (#8379067)
    I sense distrust. :)

    Bounty may be the quicker picker upper, and thus the superiour technology for spills, but in any application where you are prone to reach for a Handiwipe, rag, dishcloth, etc. Viva is unbeatable.

    If you're going to spray Pledge on it, Viva is the one you want.

    Even in paper towel technology the right tool for the right job applies.

    KFG
  • Answering machine (Score:5, Interesting)

    by HTH NE1 ( 675604 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:51PM (#8379165)
    I hacked a cheap Radio Shack answering machine that used standard cassette tapes to never rewind the outgoing message tape. I could then put multiple outgoing messages on the tape that would play a different message to each caller. Gave my friends some variety and me an easy way to tell how many calls where received while I was out.

    Until the night when I got someone who just kept redialing the phone to hear all the outgoing messages. (Back in the day when telemarketers did their own dialing, would note interesting answering machines, and then call them up again outside work hours and share them with friends.)
  • by morcheeba ( 260908 ) * on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:52PM (#8379175) Journal
    When I was in high school, I rewired a string of christmas tree lights from series to parallel so that I could run them off of some D-cell batteries. A little switch turned them on automatically when I opened my locker. It was about a decade before you could buy this sort of thing in stores.
  • by slobod ( 726279 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:54PM (#8379204)
    As a chemist in a fully equiped lab, I've been able to find *interesting* applications around the home for anything that can fit in a pocket...

    A lot can be found by google search.
    The traditional applications still stand -- dry ice bombs, sodium thrown in water or on ice (potassium can make some nice explosions), and liquid nitrogen experiments.

    Liquid nitrogen can be poured on hydrocarbon based compounds, and as it condenses liquid oxygen the hydrocarbons are oxidized. When everything evaporates, you have a small amount of primary explosive. Liquid oxygen makes fire interesting all by itself, too.

    There are less violent chemical hacks. Nothing's better than playing poker with "gold" pennies. Just cook some copper pennies up in a sodium hydroxide solution with zinc, then amalgamate 'em with a blowtorch. Viola, brass plated pennies.

    Also, nothing gets rid of hard water deposits like a 50% nitric acid solution. (Hydrochloric acid solutions work, too, and don't eat copper; then again, they don't produce nice red smoke, either.)

    Nothing cleans grease like hexanes (often mixed with isopropanol or toluene), so bike chains, etc. become much easier to clean.

    As long as you're careful, you can usually get better results than commercial products.
  • photo hacking (Score:2, Interesting)

    by edsarkiss ( 755418 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:56PM (#8379223)
    a dark room, a mic, a preamp, a silicon controlled rectifier, and a photo flash leads to high-speed sound activated photography: m.i.l.k.d.r.o.p. [2y.net] scene photos and diagram included.
  • by anocelot ( 657966 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @06:58PM (#8379247) Homepage Journal
    It's kind of a wussy mod, but I took on of those dual-aligator-clamp holders for soldering and rigged it to push the X button on my "turbo'd" controller. My Final Fantasy characters can now level up without causing undue stress on my carpel tunnel.

    ...which is more than I can say for my /. karma...

  • What I Hacked (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Mach5 ( 3371 ) <dkf2NO@SPAMnjit.edu> on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @07:10PM (#8379397) Homepage
    I had a 900Mhz wireless headphones by Recoton, i took apart the headphones, built a box around the components and hooked the audio outs into a battery operated headphone amp, so now i can use my own headphones in place of their inept ones. i can also plug into my stereo line-ins with a 1/8>RCA cable which is across the room. pretty useful
  • 3D Scanner (Score:5, Interesting)

    by NickFusion ( 456530 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @07:16PM (#8379455) Homepage
    A work in progress. [chromecow.com]

    Slowed down recently due to house-hunting, but nearing completion. The hardware is ready to go, just need to write the drivers & integration software.
  • by rongage ( 237813 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @07:22PM (#8379524)
    I have done a few "less interesting" hacks - back in the day...

    * Hacked into the school PA system on the last day of my senior yearof high school. Took an old Peavey 400 amplifier, tied it directly into the 70v speaker line for the schools PA system (having unquestioned access to the theatre at school really helped). 5 minutes before the end of first period, weird noises start coming out the school PA system. Best part was the school principal approaching me later that day and asking HOW I did it, not IF I did it! THAT was fun!

    * Probably doesn't count under the PC limitation, but I also hacked TRSDOS on an old TRS-80 Model 1. I discovered an undocumented command in the Disk Basic Interpreter (CMD"#"# if you wanted to know). Not being content with this - and TRSDOS Disk Basic had no way to pull a directory of a disk drive, I took the disk directory command from the TRSDOS system library and grafted it onto the code for the above found command. Result, I had a version of TRSDOS Disk Basic that could do something that Tandy/Radio Shack said was impossible to do - I could call a disk directory from BASIC without exiting the BASIC interpreter.

    That was back in the day - truely fun times!
  • by RaymondRuptime ( 596393 ) <.moc.emitpur. .ta. .dnomyar.> on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @07:29PM (#8379597) Homepage
    Similarly, there is a bar in Milwaukee called The Safe House. If you go into the Get Smart phone booth and dial the secret phone number, it's hacked so that instead of dialing out it opens the secret back door out of the place. (How's that for a backdoor hack!)
  • Comment removed (Score:3, Interesting)

    by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @07:32PM (#8379646)
    Comment removed based on user account deletion
  • by Linker3000 ( 626634 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @07:33PM (#8379658) Journal
    About 20 years ago I 'hacked' a car LED clock module by wiring some ribbon cable to the relevant parts of the PCB and mounting the unit with a 12V transformer+PSU, programming switches and a 10A mains relay in a small case - the end result was a unit into which I could plug my coffee percolator and have it 'brew-up' at the pre-set time in the morning! Because it also had a 59min count down timer, I could also set the coffee brewing at other times knowing that the timer wouldn't let the percolator boil dry!

    My most recent hack was to make up a short lead that runs from a universal (90-250v) multi-voltage 2A DC power supply. On the 'output' side of the lead is a 12V car 'cigar lighter' socket into which I can plug a Belkin 12V 'car' to 5V USB socket adaptor - now with the relevant leads I can charge my phone or PDA or use anything else that normally takes power from a USB port - this means I only have to take one power unit with me on holiday or on business rather than one PSU for phone, another for PDA, another for digital camera, NiMh battery charger etc.
  • Microwave Oven (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Ray Radlein ( 711289 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @07:34PM (#8379663) Homepage
    When I was growing up, we had a microwave oven in our kitchen whose clock could be set by punching in the time on the number keypad, and hitting the "Clock Set" button. Pretty standard, realy.

    So one night, with more free time than is strictly healthy, my friend Steve Roche and I were sitting around microwaving things, when one of us decided to set the time on the clock to "6:66", just to see what would happen.

    Fortunately for us, the programmers of the firmware didn't include any validation code, because it let us set the time to 6:66. We sat there for a minute, debating what would happen next. Would it change to 7:07? 6:67? 6:07? 6:67 it was. What would happen, then, after 6:69? Again we debated -- would it go to 6:70? By that time we sort of assumed it would.

    Well, it fooled us but good -- after 6:69, it invented a new number . The display read "6:6^", or something like that. We watched with fascination as it made up five more brand new digits, before changing to 6:70.

    Damned if it wasn't using hexadecimal.

    Then we microwaved some wormy flour, which stunk up the house in some awful, indescribable way, and ended the microwave experiments for the evening.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @07:36PM (#8379687)
    In other, more effective militaries, such characters are called 'barracks room lawyers'. Senior NCO's spot them right away and generally deal with them. Accepted methods of treatment range from the petty (repeated gigs that have the lawyer scrubbing things- usually disgusting things- with a toothbrush for hours) to the brutal (beating the living shit out of the lawyer).
  • "Hacked" my Acura (Score:2, Interesting)

    by WestonP ( 59166 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @08:06PM (#8380101) Homepage
    I "hacked" my 1997 Acura Integra LS...

    There are a few electrical mods here and there... a power antenna control switch, and lots of security (hacked the power lock module to keep the doors locked, even if the thief has a key). Those damn Fast & Furious kids are always eyeing the thing like they want to steal it, but they wouldn't get far.

    I take this car racing a lot (SCCA stuff), and it was a good car to begin with, but now there are many performance "hacks". I have added a turbo and to "overclock" the engine from 140hp/126tq to 220hp/209tq (which is a lot in a 2600lb FWD car with short gearing), upgraded the cooling system, swapped in some stiffer springs, adjustable shocks, sticky tires, a bunch of other stuff, and I'll be installing a custom-built race transmission in a day or two.

    I don't even want to add up how much money I've put into this, but it is a lot of fun to drive around a race track... It's pretty satisfying to pass Porsche 911s, and other highly respected sports cars, when they have it to the floor. :)
  • by KC7GR ( 473279 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @08:18PM (#8380236) Homepage Journal
    All right... I know I'm probably going to be giving my web server a Slashdot-class load test by doing this, [bluefeathertech.com] but whattahey... If it crashes, I know I didn't build it right to begin with.

    In short: The page is one I wrote up detailing the efforts I've put in, over the last three or so years, to "hack" our minivan into a heavy-duty comms vehicle. Can you tell I take my amateur radio hobby pretty seriously? ;-)

    It also has an onboard computer with GPS and mapping software, which has saved me from getting hopelessly lost in new territory more times than I can count.

    Yes, I have been "first responder" in a couple of traffic incidents. This is why I keep a trauma kit in the back. Haven't had to dig into it seriously yet, and I pray I never really have to, but it's nice to know it's there.

  • I hack flashlights (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @08:22PM (#8380273)
    I retrofit flashlights with high-powered Luxeon LEDs. There is a fairly good-sized community of flashlight modders, and the work ranges from simple drop-in mods for cheap Minimags all the way to complete retrofits of $400 military-grade Surefire spec-ops flashlights, and some guys even fabricate entire flashlights in their garage.

    Some examples:

    McGizmo [dmcleish.com]

    Mr Bulk [darkgear.com]

    candlepower forums [candlepowerforums.com]

  • Darth Vader Toy (Score:5, Interesting)

    by monta ( 14926 ) <monta.junk@g e e k s l unch.com> on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @09:02PM (#8380675)
    I hacked my son's Darth Vader Toy to spin clockwise when I received and e-mail and counter-clockwise when my machine was attacked (port scanned). I used a floppy drive stepper motor and mouted it in an old CDROM case

    http://www.cityhall.com/projects/darth/darth_per ip heral-2.jpg

    -Monta at cityhall.com
  • by jlower ( 174474 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @09:08PM (#8380725) Homepage
    I was contacted by the author of this book last year and gave him permission to use my plans for building a Macquarium. So, I am chapter 2 of the "Hardware Hacking Projects For Geeks" book

    Woo Hoo!

    Anyway, my aquariums are here [techquarium.com].

    The plans Scott used for his book are here [techquarium.com]. They are kind of old and busted (there's no link to them any more on my site) and I think the author did a great job.
  • Re:Cars! (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Mr. Roadkill ( 731328 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @09:24PM (#8380857)
    Or would you have to kind of cobble together something that's rarely normally done for it to be hacking?
    Does home-brew emissions control count?

    I had the misfortune of driving a late 70's Corolla that had seen far better days. The last time I took the head off (to replace the gasket) I noticed that a couple of pistons had nicks out of their top edges, and some pretty nasty cavitation in their crowns. Not surprisingly, it still blew a lot of exhaust gases out through the crankcase after I got it back together - so much so, in fact, that it blew the oil filler cap out at high revs.

    This was remedied with the patent-pending Mr. Roadkill "Moto-Bong". This consisted of about four feet of garden hose running from the top of the engine (where the breather hose used to go) into a four litre oil bottle tied behind the right-hand headlight and about 3/4 filled with water.I managed to get another couple of thousand kilometres out of that car before it finally died.

    How about an unlicenced transmitter?

    The car after that, a '67 Corona (with the 12R instead of the stock 2R, in case anyone is interested) needed new ignition leads, and I had no money. No problem - Air-spaced TV coax can be hacked to suit. I used Dick Smith W-2082 (as I worked there at the time and got it cheap). Pull the outer sheath off carefully, take the foil and braid off the dielectric, and then slip the dielectric back into the sheath. Sparkplugs have those screw terminals for a reason, and you can make connectors into the distributor and coil easily enough by wrapping the centre conductor around the sheath a few times, and maybe making the end oval with a pair of pliers to increase grip in the sockets you wedge the ends into. The neighbours always knew when I was about to get home, because of the snow on their televisions.

  • by telekon ( 185072 ) <canweriotnow&gmail,com> on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @10:36PM (#8381601) Homepage Journal
    Actually, IKEA's as-is department is having a contest... buy scraps of furniture hardware, build something interesting and at least somewhat functional constructed of at least 80% IKEA stuff, the best entry gets a US$100 gift certificate.

    This is the most interesting way I've seen a company try to unload their broken bits and pieces.

  • Some little hacks (Score:2, Interesting)

    by BillX ( 307153 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @10:42PM (#8381673) Homepage
    The most recent actual "hack" I've been involved with is the single-use (Dakota) camera. So far, the 25-picture disposable camera has been made to also support time-lapse computer-controlled [maushammer.com] photography, continuous video [sourceforge.net] (i.e. Webcam) modes, and been able to store (in my brief, informal test) 58 pictures [linux-hacker.net].

    The rest of these might not be considered hacks per se, just projects.

    A project that never got finished would have put a high-power subwoofer amplifier in my car, complete with an authentic '60s fluorescing vacuum tube [xs4all.nl] as a level display. Much classier than the usual LED-bargraph arrangements popular with the kiddies these days. Unfortunately, in the middle of building this I got offered a job and moved 'cross-country, but didn't have room to pack the unfinished bits+pieces and all my electrical test equipment in my little 2-door.

    In my college years, I had the position of running an underground student newspaper. An issue was released 'every few weeks' when its dedicated editors were free/bored enough to put one together, but one thing everyone thought would be nice would be to commandeer the University (dorm) cable system after-hours for a student-run movie and wierd footage channel. Starting at about midnight or so, this would replace a lame "information channel" text marquee (which was always several weeks out of date and advertising events whose deadlines had come and gone), that was currently occupying a perfectly good cable channel.

    We had obtained keys to the main hub room (also the cable feed room), so inserting the signal was not a problem. The student TV footage was intended to begin late at night, when university officials were guaranteed not to be watching, and would be pre-recorded. This presented a minor problem, however: everyone on the 'staff' had early classes and poor memories, and could not be counted on to get into the hub closet after hours to insert the day's programming and press 'play'. Also, while some students (volunteering for the Computer center) did legitimately have access to these areas, students going in and out of there after hours would arouse unnecessary suspicion from campus security.

    It was decided that the best solution was to equip the VCR with a 'remote control' of sorts that would allow it to be controlled over the dorm network via the abundant Ethernet connections available in the room. This would allow for automated starting and stopping as well as manual intervention as necessary; footage could then be loaded during the daytime hours at the convenience of those involved.

    Making a VCR Internet-ready is not has hard as it sounds. I simply built a board [cexx.org] with eight simple Darlington transistor circuits (corresponding to 8 data pins on a parallel port) to drive the important VCR function buttons via this port. A simple Web server (disposable '386) running a perl-based CGI interface allowed Web-based control of the parallel port bits, which in turn operated the disposable VCR with wires soldered into the appropriate front-panel switches.

    The tricky part then became finding controversial/interesting/non-stupid, but legal, student-produced content worth displaying, but that's another story.
  • My Kitchen Sink (Score:2, Interesting)

    by thepr0fess0r ( 756276 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @11:12PM (#8382039) Homepage
    I hacked my kitchen sink via an electric screwdriver, a cheap mouse, and a fax machine to produce the POWER SINK DUN DUN DUHHHHHH... http://gogglemarks.homelinux.net/cgi-bin/display.c gi?file=projects/powersink [homelinux.net]
  • Re:My latest hack. (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Cpt_Kirks ( 37296 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @11:26PM (#8382189)
    Try Lysol spray. It looks like the end of the world when that shit lights up!

  • Details here (?) (Score:2, Interesting)

    by evilty ( 242725 ) on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @11:34PM (#8382279)
    good site with lots of info, may be related to the original poster...

    UIUC acm SIGarch project [uiuc.edu]
  • by Phroggy ( 441 ) * <slashdot3@ p h roggy.com> on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @11:46PM (#8382385) Homepage
    Let's see if I can remember this. I must have been around 14 at the time, and my goal was to make a burglar alarm for my bedroom which would keep a record of unauthorized entries but not be too annoying (so as to avoid pissing off my parents if they triggered it).

    First step was the sensor. I taped a wire to a small piece of aluminum foil on the inside of the door near the doorknob, then another wire to the doorknob itself with a wadded ball of aluminum foil at the end of the wire. I bent the wire so that the two pieces of aluminum foil would touch as long as the doorknob was in its normal position, but if you turned the knob the contact would be broken.

    This and an AC adapter that produced 9vDC were connected to the relay in a Radio Shack 200-in-1 electronic project kit, and wired such that the relay would remain on as long as the circuit was closed, but switch off and remain off once the circuit was broken.

    To the other side of the relay I connected a battery pack holding four C-cell NiCd batteries, and the tape recorder for my Radio Shack TRS-80 Model 100 laptop computer, such that when the relay switched off, power would be applied to the tape recorder.

    On the computer (with its own AC adapter) was a BASIC program I wrote. The first thing it did was attempt to read a file off the tape. To do so, it would switch the tape player on, wait until it found the file it was looking for, read the file, and switch the tape off.

    Let's review. Normally with the doorknob in its normal position the relay remains on. When someone turns the knob, the circuit is broke and the relay switches off (and remains off until it is reset, regardless of the knob). When the relay switches off, power is applied to the tape recorder. The computer has been waiting to read a file off the tape. The first thing recorded on the tape is the the file the computer is looking for. The volume is turned up on the tape recorder so that when the tape is played, it makes a really obnoxious screeching sound for a few seconds - this serves as an alarm. Think of the sound of a modem handshaking; same idea.

    As soon as the computer has finished reading the file off the tape, it logs the occurrance and displays a message on the screen with a timestamp. It then switches the tape back on. After the file on the tape is a recording of my own voice saying something - I don't recall what. The computer waits an appropriate amount of time for the message to finish playing, then switches the tape off. The computer then beeps, and keeps beeping every few seconds for awhile, then shuts up.

    So there's the alarm. Now I just have to be able to get in and out myself without triggering it. Getting out is easy - since the relay circuit is only broken by turning the doorknob, I simply open the door, reset the alarm, and close the door behind me without turning the knob. To get in, though, I need a way to deactivate the alarm from outside (before turning the doorknob).

    So, I make a keycard. I use a small piece of cardboard, with more aluminum foil and masking tape. I tape non-touching strips of aluminum foil over one edge of the cardboard, connecting two of the strips together and leaving the others not touching. I now have my keycard. The card reader involves more of the same materials, mounted on the wall outside the door with a piece of telephone wire running to it. When the card is pressed against the reader properly, each strip on the card should touch a strip on the reader. The two contacts on the reader that correspond to the two that are wired together on the card are wired in parallel with the doorknob sensor, so that holding the card in place will maintain the relay circuit while opening the door. Some of the remaining contacts on the reader are wired in parallel with the other side of the relay so that if they are shorted together, the tape player will come on - the idea being, if you try to forge my keycard by shorting random contacts, you'll trip the alarm instead of disabling it. I don't recall how well I actually got this working, but since nobody forged my keycard, it wasn't an issue.

    So there you have it: my burglar alarm hack. One of many, actually, but this was certainly the most interesting.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 24, 2004 @11:50PM (#8382424)
    I guess it's not quite hacking, but there are a few digital cameras [mame.net] that run the Digita OS which allows you to write programs and scripts. OK other people do the hacking and I reap the benefits and I run MAME!
  • by BigBlockMopar ( 191202 ) on Wednesday February 25, 2004 @12:34AM (#8382792) Homepage

    On the other end of the spectrum. I knew a guy with a Civic that put a 12v computer P/S fan in his air intake ducting to "increase" airflow into the engine.

    The power supply fan would do very little, since it drives so little air. Most throttle bodies and carburetors are rated in the hundreds of CFM, most small fans like that are rated in the dozens of CFM. If anything, it would reduce the engine's peak power.

    At partial throttle, the fan will drive a small amount of extra air into the engine meaning that the throttle won't have to be open as far for a given amount of power.

    At wide open throttle, the engine's vacuum would massively outstrip the fan's flow, and the engine would end up dragging the fan. The energy required to spin the fan would be coming from the fast-moving air trying to enter the engine. The restriction and turbulence caused by the fan would reduce the volumne of air drawn into the motor, and therefore reduce the peak wide-open-throttle power.

    People who do stuff like this - and, in fact, try to "tune" a Honda or other silly front wheel drive car - almost universally know nothing about cars, then try to take on Mustangs and Camaros which are, by virtue of large displacement V8 engines and rear wheel drive, far more suited to the task of stoplight confrontations.

    If the guy were serious, he'd install a very high volume fan. Vacuum cleaner fans have been used as "electric superchargers" but require 120V in your car. Turbochargers and superchargers are far more reliable.

    If he were really serious, he'd yank out that cute little 4 cylinder engine and transaxle and sell them. Then he'd cut out the rear suspension, weld perches onto his roll cage to attach the leaf springs or ladder bars. He'd stuff in a nice differential and rear axle (probably a Ford 9"), and stick a big V8 and automatic transmission driving the rear wheels. Personally, I'd stuff a big block Mopar V8 in there, but an early 1980s Buick 3.8L V6 would keep a Civic street drivable, getting over 25MPG and turning reliable low 12-second 1/4 mile times.

    If he did that, then he would have a serious car for stoplight confrontations.

    Hacking cars? Check this out, it's my buddy's 1986 Chevette [glowingplate.com]. He cut off the back end of the car and welded on the tailfins of a 1956 Dodge Custom Royal. Together, we built a Chevette Targa [glowingplate.com]... it had started out to be a hard-top convertible, but we never finished it.

    Me? I do engine swaps [glowingplate.com]. Then I go drag racing [glowingplate.com].

  • by gregmac ( 629064 ) on Wednesday February 25, 2004 @02:29AM (#8383494) Homepage
    You must't understand. If you just push the floor key you want to go to, it doesn't go there. But if you HOLD IT DOWN for several seconds, the door gradually closes and you go to the floor you want.

    That's the way "service" mode works on pratically all elevators.

    On a lot of elevators, you can do something else similar: hold down the button to the floor you want to go to (the whole time) - it will bypass floors with people waiting. I believe this is intended to be used for emergencies...

  • by xtal ( 49134 ) on Wednesday February 25, 2004 @03:21AM (#8383716)
    Humor aside;

    http://www.honda-tech.com

    I'm in the process of connecting a fan to a civic engine - a nifty fan called a turbocharger that spins at around 100,000 rpm, give or take. Estimated wheel horsepower at 10-12psi of boost is 210-240 from a 1600cc D16Y7 engine. Starting horsepower was 107 on a good day.

    To accomplish this I'm using a secondary fuel system running a custom intake manifold with 4 extra injectors. The injectors are controlled by a atmel AVR microcontroller programmed with the port of GCC. (avr-gcc, www.avrfreaks.net). How's that, a little piece of GNU in there even. Ignition retard under boost is being handled by an aftermarket controller until I get that figured out.

    Obviously the engine internals have been upgraded with forged components that are designed to handle more load. The total cost of the engine and related parts is under $5000 though - with me doing the labour.

    Ultimately I want to do my own EFI system based on a real RTOS like QNX. I have done smaller EFI systems for less complicated engines. People have reverse engineered the honda ECU, although in my experience, it's more trouble than it's worth. Check out the systems offered by Hondata, and it's open and free friend, Uberdata.

    Anyone can make big numbers with 5 liters of displacement. It's a little harder with less than two. The reason you want more power from a small package isn't just elegance though; lighter cars handle much, much better than heavier ones.

    There are very, very fast civics out there. Be careful who you laugh at if your girlfriend is riding with you.. but oh wait, this is slashdot. :)
  • by drerwk ( 695572 ) on Wednesday February 25, 2004 @03:46AM (#8383811) Homepage
    I still have my Apple II+ and wanted to see if I could recover the source code to Repton - a game I co-authored back in '82. The end result was that I wired up a cable from the Apple II printer card to my Linux parallel port and wrote some C code that made the Linux box look like a printer to the Apple II card. Since I could not get Merlin ( the apple II assembler ) to boot I also had to write a BASIC program that would read the binary files directly from floppy and send the text out the printer port.
    Some day I may try to get the code to actually compile so I can run the game on my Nokia - but I'd have to mess around with getting the graphics files over as well if I want to build the game.
    Amazing to me that 25 year old floppy disks - and all the hardware still work - including my Amdek Color monitor. As best I can tell, only the 16K expansion card has problems, and that might be fixed if I could find a 4116 (?) 16Kx1 chip or two.
    Apple RULES!!!
  • Laser mouse project (Score:2, Interesting)

    by LondonLawyer ( 609870 ) on Wednesday February 25, 2004 @09:18AM (#8384977) Journal
    A planned hack rather than a completed project:

    I want to set my box up with a projector so I can use the same screen to browse the Internet, email and watch films/TV. Saves space, looks cool, impresses the girls. Figured I'd use a wireless keyboard and mouse but then also thought maybe I could do better than a wireless mouse.

    First thought was a light gun. ACT do one which works as a mouse with a CRT but they don't work on projectors. So that's out. But I have a cunning plan....

    I'm intending to set up a small camera on top of the top of the projector, pointing at the projected image. I'll use 4 lasers to pick out the corners of the projected desktop image, which can then be used as reference points relative to the desktop. My mouse will be a modified laser pointer connected by USB to the wireless keyboard to give the mouse button information and power.

    I'll need software to locate the spots, fix the 4 reference spots relative to each other and then use their locations to triangulate the projected spot from my pointer. It'll then need to use this information so that the pointer on screen moves wherever the pointer spot goes (ideally I'll put the on screen pointer down to a pixel so the laser spot *is* the pointer).

    Anyone done this already? If so is there code available to save me some time? Any thoughts on improvements to the plan or problems I may not have thought of?

    (Unsurprisingly I'm running Linux!)
  • by Futurepower(R) ( 558542 ) on Wednesday February 25, 2004 @11:34AM (#8386245) Homepage

    Thanks for your reply. You are assuming that I don't understand the American woman culture, but I do.

    I learned by asking my women friends a lot of questions. I never found any American men who had much insight into women. However, women have insight into women, and I put a lot of effort into learning from them.

    I got started when my woman friend at the time, with whom I was living, told me that there was a man in one of her college classes that was extremely popular with women. I asked her, and she said that he was not especially good-looking. I asked her how he did it. I spent a lot of time thinking about the answers.

    I never used my knowledge for negative purposes. I always thought I would like to get married, and I was looking for a wife. Obviously, to find a wife it is useful to be popular with women. However, there have been at least 100 women who wanted to go to bed with me for every woman who was serious about wanting a life partner. It is a compliment the first 30 or 50 times a woman wants sex with no relationship, but then it gets annoying. It was either Chuck Berry or Jimi Hendrix who began to try to discourage women by saying, "I can't make your body feel as good as my music makes your mind feel." I'm not a musician, but I sympathize with the problem.

    Along the way I learned a lot about things in which I really never had any intention to know. I learned about the inside of the modeling business from two women friends who were models. I learned about the beauty queen business from a woman friend who was a Miss Texas contestant. (She didn't win the Miss Texas title.) I learned how to cure yeast infections. Once a woman friend called me and told me that she had gotten pregnant by a man who was not her husband. (Not me.) She asked me if I knew of an abortion clinic. You know that you are being accepted by women when they treat you as a sister or as another woman friend.

    After many years of looking for a wife in the United States, I began to think it was impossible. There were many women available to marry, but none who had the necessary skills or commitment. I spent time with Thai women, but most of them were too silly. I spent time with Iranian women, but they weren't nice enough to men. I found an interesting French woman who was not serious enough.

    Finally I found and married a Brazilian woman. She's sleeping a few feet from where I'm sitting. (I slept too much yesterday and woke up early, and decided to check Slashdot.) I am very happy with her. Like most Brazilians, she likes to joke, but she can be serious when it is necessary. Unlike many Brazilians, she is careful with money, and good with details. She is, in some ways, better than me at repairing computers, because she has more patience. She's studying C++. She's good at web design, but doesn't have much time to do it.

    It is interesting to note that my comment [slashdot.org] (#8380610, grandparent to this one) was modded up to +5 during the time Europeans and Asians were reading Slashdot, and is now at +4 now that American men are awake. People from other countries generally recognize that all is not right in U.S. society.

    If you are a scientifically-minded person, you will realize that, if you reject my hypotheses, you must then try to make your own:

    If everything is okay in the U.S., why is the U.S. the most obese nation in the history of the world? Eating when not hungry is an indication of unhappiness.

    Why can't the U.S. government find a way of living in the world that does not involve violence?

    Why does the U.S. government spend more money on weapons than any nation in the entire history of the world?

    Why does the U.S. government spend more money on spying than any nation in the entire history of the world?

    Why does the U.S. government have a higher percentage of its citizens in prison than any nation in the entire history of the world?

    Somet
  • by hesiod ( 111176 ) on Wednesday February 25, 2004 @01:53PM (#8388410)
    I'm American and like to stand up for "American values" and Americans in general, sometimes even to a fault, but this is completely true.

    > what is the average U.S. male like?

    Confused. Most don't realize the women are playing with them because it is exactly what they see on TV. Take average American TV shows -- take about 85% of the TOTALLY unbelieveable crap out and what is left is the common view of reality. Far from the truth.

    > Does he play mind hockey with emotions?

    Not usually, but there are many who do, of course.

    > Does he realise that the average U.S. woman is trying to unbalance him?

    The women sometimes don't even realize this because (again, TV) they get a constant input of B.S. on "how they are supposed to act." What is even worse than television are the countless magazines that tell women they have to dress like whores to get attention from men. Total crap. You (err, not you, unless your female) can be wearing dirty, smelly smeatpants with huge holes and a Cisco T-Shirt, and some men will still drool. These magazines also seem to stress that sex is the answer to making anyone happy (except themselves, but that is never mentioned). They have articles, written by women who know nothing about it, telling other women how to "keep a man." WOMEN, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO KEEP A MAN HAPPY!!!

    > I find it hard to believe that people would stay together with the women you describe

    So do I. That's why about 25% of American marriages end in divorce (the commonly thrown-around statistic of 50% is completely bogus and unattributable, but 25% is still pretty bad).

    > Where are the intelligent emotionally-strong hard-working women who are upfront and honest?

    Women are certainly not upfront because they are told that it makes them pushy & unattractive. Bull. There are probably about 200 of the "good ones" you describe in the country. They are married to the redneck guys who are assholes, but stay with them because they keep thinking that they will eventually become nice.

    America is a very scary place for the lonely.

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