Intel Devises Chip Speed Breakthrough 465
Chad Wood writes "According to the New York Times (free reg. req.), Intel has demonstrated a research breakthrough, making silicon chips that can switch light like electricity. The article explains:''This opens up whole new areas for Intel,' said Mario Paniccia, a an Intel physicist, who started the previously secret Intel research program to explore the possibility of using standard semiconductor parts to build optical networks. 'We're trying to siliconize photonics.' The invention demonstrates for the first time, Intel researchers said, that ultrahigh-speed fiberoptic equipment can be produced at personal computer industry prices. As the costs of communicating between computers and chips falls, the barrier to building fundamentally new kinds of computers not limited by physical distance should become a reality, experts say.'"
Intel's secret breakthrough (Score:3, Funny)
We all know, of course. . . (Score:5, Funny)
EMP (Score:5, Funny)
New AOL IntelSpeed! (Score:1, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Modders: Each box with a laser toy inside!!! (Score:5, Funny)
So this technology should also revolutionize the mod scene and therefore dramatically effect Slashdot's front page.
I wonder how many kids will accidentally burn their eyes out looking into the light?
Moore's Law (Score:3, Funny)
Better yet...will this be meazured in LHz (Ludicrous-hertz)?
As a duck (Score:3, Funny)
overclocking is right out.
Faster-than-light computers? (Score:5, Funny)
So they've broken the lightspeed barrier? Amazing!
Re:Still binary.. (Score:5, Funny)
Know what I mean?
But can we TRUST this intel? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Still binary.. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Whoo now (Score:3, Funny)
Lightspeed limitations? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Still binary.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Still binary.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Still binary.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:damn universe.. (Score:3, Funny)
That universe, thinks he's so smart...
Re:But can we TRUST this intel? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Can someone tell me.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Whoo now (Score:2, Funny)
He said that it was Bush's fault that we don't have this technology already. He was then booed by the audience at the awards show.
Re:Still binary.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:EMP (Score:2, Funny)
Finally.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Can someone tell me.... (Score:2, Funny)
Jaysyn
Stickers make it go faster! (Score:5, Funny)
New Codename: Ricer
Hail Photons! (Score:1, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our new photon overlords.
Re:Still binary.. (Score:5, Funny)
On the otherhand, Google only got 5090 hits for "trits" and 16,600,000 for "tits", so perhaps that is the more common term. I see, however, that the top hit for "tits" is about bird-watching, so this alternative meaning may have contaminated the results.
Re:Still binary.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Intel's secret breakthrough (Score:1, Funny)
It's telling me the pro-Asslon community is willing to corrupt political systems to pretend their favorite product is superior to that produced by The Evil Empire.
Re:Photonics (Score:5, Funny)
You search through issues of Peoeple and Sports Illustrated to find a copy of Photonics Spectra.
Re:Still binary.. (Score:3, Funny)
HOP (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Google link (KW) (Score:4, Funny)
Re:damn universe.. (Score:3, Funny)
Breakthrough? (Score:5, Funny)
Great! I was getting so tired of my computer being only 5lbs and man-portable! I can't wait for these new planet-sized computers. Mine's going to be called the Death Star.
Re:Photonics (Score:2, Funny)
</cheap shot>
Re:EMP (Score:5, Funny)
Your joke reminded me of an instance when I saw a co-worker sitting on a P-IV box while working on it. I took the chance to play some prank on him.
"It could fire your 'eggs'"
"What?!"
"You know what clock speed this thingy is running?"
"2.4GHz, why?"
"What's the wave frequency of a microwave oven?"
(jumping up)"....OH SHIT"
(It's just a joke. I don't think the CPU has enough strength to fry your 'eggs'. Even so, the wave can't penatrate the metallic case)
Re:Still binary.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Can someone tell me.... (Score:3, Funny)
When is it that one thinks 'okay, I have enough porn now' ?
Re:Breakthrough? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Intel's secret breakthrough (Score:3, Funny)
AMD FX 64 [amd.com]
Mobile AMD Athlon 64 [amd.com]
You aren't talking about the same chips at all.
Re:Breaking the laws of physics? (Score:3, Funny)
Depends on which physics you want to use.
- Scott