Build Your Own NOC 267
Geminus writes "Ever wanted to build a cheap NOC but had difficulty explaining tech stuff to bean counting managers? Here's the basics on building one for under two grand. Makes for a pretty good dog-n-pony show, and proves useful too! Damn, I want to be an Armchair Network Operations Center General."
Speed kills computers. (Score:5, Funny)
That was fast (Score:1, Funny)
WOPR (Score:-1, Funny)
If I'm right, it's hilarious. If I'm wrong, then I propose this as the new expansion of whatever this acronym is supposed to actually mean.
hmmm...4 comments and it's slashdotted? (Score:5, Funny)
There have been 4 comments so far and the story is already slashdotted!
coulda used this two years ago... (Score:5, Funny)
problem was, to sell your services as a NOC, you have to already have it built, which we didn't have...we had a bunch of fake looking tools, though...
where was this two years ago when I needed it...LOL
RB
Just add... (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdotted already (Score:4, Funny)
Re:hmmm...4 comments and it's slashdotted? (Score:5, Funny)
Obviously the Armchair Network Operations Center Generals did not prepare a contigency plan for the slashdot effect...
Re:NOC???? (Score:2, Funny)
(outside IT that is)
Just one minor change... (Score:5, Funny)
Change that to Slashdot, Kuro5in, TheRegister, ThtOnion or something else. No CNN please.... if you have any sense of self-esteem, that is.
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N/A (Score:1, Funny)
I soooo wish that I'd get 'dual head' in my NOC...
Re:hmmm...4 comments and it's slashdotted? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just add... (Score:3, Funny)
"Oops, sorry about that boss. That was a nasty zombie.... whaddya mean that was my raise paperwork????!!!"
Re:Just one minor change... (Score:5, Funny)
Ok, fine. Make that Fox News then.
*runs for cover*
Basement NOCs - They're the Future! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The article. (Score:4, Funny)
Of course, then you can say stuff like "Get the Pentagon on the horn!" while smoking a stogie
Basement [Museums] - They're the Future! (Score:2, Funny)
Glaring omission! (Score:4, Funny)
NOC (Score:2, Funny)
or
as in Network operations center [acronymfinder.com]
Re:WOPR (Score:5, Funny)
You can turn in your Geek ID on the way out, as you won't have any further need for it. The geek that has not seen WarGames [imdb.com] is not the true geek.
Re:WOPR (Score:4, Funny)
"WOPR, large Fries"
Re:hmmm...4 comments and it's slashdotted? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Please hook me up with your vendor! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This article sucks (Score:4, Funny)
Then your standards are too high... or you must be new here. In that case, welcome to Slashdot! (Some of us regulars here call it "/.")
Find me this article instead. (Score:2, Funny)
Forgot the most important things (Score:5, Funny)
Re:hmmm...4 comments and it's slashdotted? (Score:5, Funny)
Sigh! Remember people, it's make comments FIRST, then read the article!
There's something missing (Score:3, Funny)
What's the point of being Napoleon and BOFH of your own NOC if you don't have lusers to abuse? I think I might have an answer, however.
Tapping the vast pool of cheap out-of-work IT workers, LUSERS'R'US can provide a simulated load of lusers on your network -- Even with an adjustable rate of phone calls with silly-assed questions and problems for home NOC commanders to deal with.
If you want to be a real BOFH, you can't reign in hell without some damned souls to boss around. You need us. You need LUSERS'R'US!
Re:The article. (Score:2, Funny)
ummm (Score:3, Funny)
power backup? (Score:1, Funny)
At least while watching the weather channel you can get a heads-up on when the boxes are going to be going down.
Re:Basement NOCs - They're the Future! (Score:3, Funny)
where's the fun in that? (Score:3, Funny)
The real reason... (Score:2, Funny)
*beep beep beep*
Underling: "Sir, incoming connections are increasing..."
You: "What?! What is the nature of the increase?"
U: "Exponential!"
Y: "By the gods..... bring up all status displays, throttle incoming connections, make sure engineering has that backup DNS online!"
U: "Yes, sir!"
*fast forword to the NOC is dissarray, sparks flying, servers dying*
Engineering: "She canna hold much longer!"
Y: "That does it.... time for the last resort... ban all links coming from the reference slashdot.org, authorization omega 8 pi!"