Flaming Cellphones 288
phorm writes "Many of us have heard the urban legend of cellphones causing fires at the gas pump, but how about the hazards of replacement batteries? Reuters is carrying a story about a woman whose cellphone burst into flame, causing her superficial burn injuries. According to Nokia, the problem has occured before, and is related to non-brand replacement batteries. For various reasons, these batteries may overheat and catch fire, or even explode! So far I haven't found much info on whether this has happened with other brands of phone, though I do know that my little flip-phone gets very hot when running in analog mode. Perhaps some slashdot readers have had a similar experience?"
Quick! (Score:4, Funny)
Ask Slashdot: (Score:3, Funny)
This is Satan... (Score:-1, Funny)
Flaming cellphones? (Score:3, Funny)
Huzzah! (Score:4, Funny)
So... (Score:3, Funny)
Are we supposed to welcome the cell phones as our new overlords, or the off-brand batteries?
Re:Ask Slashdot: (Score:5, Funny)
retribution! (Score:3, Funny)
if so all I can say is:
"hah hah"
Coverup! (Score:4, Funny)
If you work for the CIA, do not take company messages while drinking coffee and browsing CDs at the record store.
Serves them right... (Score:3, Funny)
Grr (Score:5, Funny)
Stupid IP... (Score:5, Funny)
It's not a bug, it's a feature (Score:5, Funny)
Inspired by the Simpson's (Score:5, Funny)
False alarm! (Score:3, Funny)
Quick!-Gas tank. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Flaming cellphones? (Score:3, Funny)
This brings a whole new meaning (Score:5, Funny)
It also opens up the potential for cellphones to be sold as firestarters for campers outside of the transmission range, a wholly untapped market.
My story with NiCads and NiMH on my cellphone (Score:5, Funny)
Count me in.
Back in the late Eighties, I bought one of those 'brick' phones. Of course, as was the style at the time they weren't called that, because they just happened to be that size, nothing special.
As was the style at the time, the phones used ridiculous NiCad batteries for portability -- when you were in the car, they ran off of a device hooked up to the car battery, so you didn't need to wear the batteries out. Unfortunately the NiCad batteries were crap. As you probably already know, NiCad batteries have this really horrible 'memory' effect where if you recharge the battery before it's completely empty, it thinks that where you've just started to recharge it from is the *real* empty.. and it's not.
I could also only get thirty minutes' talk time out of a full charge, although it'd stay on standby on one charge for about three hours. Considering it took 12 hours to charge the NiCad (overnight charger), this wasn't a great arrangement if you wanted to use the phone while out and about during the daytime.
At the time, NiMH's weren't available for cell phones, in fact hardly anyone used them at all for anything really. But they delivered better battery life (for the time), didn't have the horrible memory effect, and charged more quickly than the NiCads charged.
So what I did was buy a second battery from Motorola for the princely sum of $95 (!!! and this was in the Eighties!!), I gutted it, and replaced all of the NiCad cells (yes, those big batteries are just collections of batteries all hooked together - it's not just one giant pool of acid in there..) with approximately 25 regular AA sized NiMH batteries that I bought at some store in a town. And, yes, I made sure the voltages all added up and that the current supply somewhat matched up. So I threw the casing back on the battery, hooked it up, and the phone worked! Talk-time was up to about ninety minutes, standby time was up to SIX hours (!! - I know, this sounds pretty ridiculous by today's standards, but there you go). I was walking on air.
A week later, I was walking along, cellphone in its case (they were big, so you carried them in things kinda like camera cases - you know, those big Nikon camera bags, that you can get a few lenses in).. phone was on standby,and suddenly BANG, the side casing of the battery ploughed a hole through the bag and fell onto the floor and suddenly all this goop (the battery acid) was running out. I dropped it immediately and battery acid was pouring out everyplace.
That was some dangerous stuff.
So hang up when your phone is a hot potatoe! (Score:3, Funny)
"Sorry, honey, I gotta go. My phone is about to spontaneously combust."
Flaming phones don't interest me (Score:3, Funny)
I like burning the phone bills.
I would pay to see that... (Score:5, Funny)
and in related news ... (Score:5, Funny)
"John Smith, 45, received minor burns to his hands Thursday evening when his computer suddenly burst into flames. Operating system vendor Microsoft provided a statement, indicating that the cause of the small fire was due to the use of Star Office, a 'non-microsoft brand' product."
why doesnt this happen... (Score:5, Funny)
Exploding Cell Phones... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Ask Slashdot: (Score:2, Funny)
Well (Score:2, Funny)
Ok, here is my rig (Phone):
I got a small vantec Geforce2 chip fan, and drilled (dremel) a hole on the back of my phone (Sanyo 4900) behind the PCB. The fan was at first glued by superglue, but since this didn't work when temperate went high, I then used a length of duck tape to permantaly bind the fan to the phone.
But this caused some problems, namly they tape went around the phone, thus the keys were all stuck behind the phone. Thus, I spent an afternoon using a surgical (dont try this at home kids) scalpel to cut out the phone keys from the tape. It worked.
Now the temp problem was solved, but this fan is loud as hell, I think my next cooling mod would include heat pipes.
The other mods I've done on my phone (apart from turning the faint red led to bright blue red that shouldnt be shined into eyes
Well, my phone is now pimped up in a coat of UV paint, thus if I take it to a club, it's the most attractive thing to chicks who just cant take their hands off my
Re:nokia falls for urban legends (Score:5, Funny)
Glock gun: Point away from face. (Aaahhh. So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong)
Re:This is Satan... (Score:4, Funny)
Above post by Grandpa Simpson (Score:2, Funny)
Answer to your question (Score:3, Funny)
Please refer this kind of questions to Darwin Awards [darwinawards.com]
heh (Score:4, Funny)
Hell, I'm on the fire brigade -- (volunteer)..... (Score:2, Funny)
* Although I did once load a woman with a broken jaw into an ambulance after she wrecked a brand new truck while talking on the phone. Guess what, when we got there, she was STILL TALKING. You must have something important to say to talk on a cell in a busted truck with a busted jaw.
Thanks a lot! (Score:3, Funny)
"Stop that man!!! He's got a CELL PHONE hidden in his shoe!!!"
Re:This is Satan... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:My story with NiCads and NiMH on my cellphone (Score:3, Funny)
Whoah... It thinks? This is a major developemnt - I must return to my battery lab!
That's ridiculous... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Other brands of phone - Siemens (Score:5, Funny)
Exploding Siemens?
Sometimes they make it all too easy...
It's not just the batteries (Score:4, Funny)
I never did learn why the order came through, and I spent the next two weeks in sick bay, listening to the doctor tell me how he's "not this" and "not that." At least I got a raise in rank, and a nice blue uniform to replace the scorched red one.
new slogan (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Hell, I'm on the fire brigade -- (volunteer)... (Score:5, Funny)
So the doc asks what happened to the other side of his face.
"I had to call an ambulance."
I can see it now... (Score:2, Funny)
Oh Lord . . . (Score:4, Funny)
Bless this thy Holy Hand Phone of Antioch, that with it thou may burnest thy faces of thine enemies into little tiny bits, in thy mercy.
Re:Ask Slashdot: (Score:1, Funny)
All your particles are belong to SCO
Re:Hell, I'm on the fire brigade -- (volunteer)... (Score:3, Funny)
Doc: So, why is the first side burned twice as badly as the second side?
BBQ guy: Right after I hung up from talking to 911, the first caller called back.
[ba-da-BOOM!] Thank you very much...I'm here 'till Sunday.
Re:Other brands of phone - Siemens (Score:1, Funny)