Mailing Disks is Faster than Uploading Data 581
CowboyRobot writes "Who would ever, in this time of the greatest interconnectivity in human history, go back to shipping bytes around via snail mail as a preferred means of data transfer? Jim Gray would do it, that's who. And we're not just talking about Zip disks, no sir. We're talking about shipping entire hard drives, or even complete computer systems, packed full of disks.
David Patterson (one of the developers of both RISC and RAID) interviews ACM Turing Award winner Jim Gray." Back in school we always had a saying, "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with backup tapes." Seems like that still holds true.
Andy Tannenbaum (Score:5, Funny)
"Hurtling station wagon", "8-track tapes".
Wrong Standard! (Score:5, Funny)
-theGreater
We had a saying back in school too... (Score:5, Funny)
"If you're driving a station wagon around you ain't doin' too well with the ladies"
OOoooh high ping (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, but the latency's pretty bad... (Score:5, Funny)
64 bytes from privaria.org (64.33.49.48): icmp_seq=2 ttl=242 time=2 days, 7 hrs, 37 min
64 bytes from privaria.org (64.33.49.48): icmp_seq=1 ttl=242 time=2 days, 17 hrs, 14 min
64 bytes from privaria.org (64.33.49.48): icmp_seq=3 ttl=242 time=3 days, 2 hrs, 41 min
From the interview (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, we could put the Library of Congress holdings on it or 10,000 movies
10,000 movies? The MPAA would like to have a word with him..
Ping (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Andy Tannenbaum (Score:2, Funny)
Re:OOoooh high ping (Score:2, Funny)
Is a sports car considered a LPB now?
Re:Netflix (Score:1, Funny)
Next on /. (Score:5, Funny)
Next week: Cars that can haul less can be more fuel-effiecent!
The week after: Algorithms that use more memory, but are faster to execute!
Wonders never cease!
Lag (Score:2, Funny)
AOL's Mailing Bandwidth (Score:2, Funny)
Re:OOoooh high ping (Score:2, Funny)
Damn and I used to think having a 400ms ping was bad.
RAIC - Redundant Array of Inexpensive Cars (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wrong Standard! (Score:5, Funny)
Latency? (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, but the latency will kill you!
Re:Why is this a surprise? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Latency? (Score:3, Funny)
I'd be much more worried about the braking distance required to stop.
New RFC! (Score:3, Funny)
New proposed RFC 5433 for postal ACK format:
"Yup, I received your package"
RFC 1149 (Score:3, Funny)
"A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers}
Re:Ping (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Tapes too... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Tapes too... (Score:2, Funny)
mmmmm.... alien pr0n...
"I can't believe we sucked each others jagons!"
Suddenly Packet Loss Becomes a Serious Issue (Score:5, Funny)
traceroute privaria.org
1 privaria.org-package.ready 50000ms
2 Picked-up-USPS 900000ms
3 Transfer-to-USPS-depot 300000000ms
4 (unknown)
5 (unknown)
6 (unknown)
Packet Loss 100%
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Re:Tapes too... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Netflix (Score:5, Funny)
No, not even close (Score:5, Funny)
In actuality, you need to figure how long it takes to unload all the tapes from the truck at least. Assuming about 10 seconds a tape (ones in the back take longer) on average and that's 1.16gb/second.
Oh? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No, not even close (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No, not even close (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Andy Tannenbaum (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Stationwagon Quote (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Tapes too... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Offload them to where? (Score:5, Funny)
How fast is fast? (Score:4, Funny)
What is a bit slower than a blistering rate? A skin-reddening, sensitizing-to-the-touch rate?
Re:Does a station wagon drive itself? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Tapes too... (Score:2, Funny)
A little common sense here. (Score:2, Funny)
Ok, so if I put 1000 80 gig tapes in a large box and Delta-dash them from Atlanta to LA it'll get there quicker than sending the information over an Internet connection.
How could someone not know that? It's the most basic common sense. I guess I deserve a good modding down on this one. It's just so obvious of a thing that I can't NOT say something.
Re:Tapes too... (Score:3, Funny)
Where do you live, so that I can avoid the area?