Mainframe Techies Are A Dying Breed 566
dipfan writes "Great piece in today's Financial Times on the surprising survival of mainframes - but the problem in the US is finding experienced techies to run them: "55 per cent were over 50, compared with fewer than 10 per cent of those with Unix or Windows NT server skills." Cobol programers, still needed for legacy applications, are mostly in their 40s. Help is on the way, though, thanks to IBM's use of Linux, which "freshens the labor pool" according to the article." (See also this earlier post on the mainframe-operator labor pool.)
in other news (Score:3, Funny)
We should take immediate action (Score:5, Funny)
Mainframe operation 101 (Score:5, Funny)
*hit with broom*
That's all you need to know.
A question... (Score:4, Funny)
Let me get this right... (Score:4, Funny)
Darn, I was just starting to get working on my Fortran...
Re:A question... (Score:3, Funny)
A very large "computer" (some are more comparable nowadays to an advanced calculator) to which remote terminals connect in order to function. In short, big ugly was-once-super-powerful computer that is the master of a network or portion thereof.
Look for something like a big box with lots of wires, maybe some tapes attached, a little rust on the side, and a weeping IT admin beside it.
Heavily Sarcastic reasoning for this (Score:3, Funny)
I can code cobol. But I'd rather gouge out my eyes with a sharp stick.
Re:No place to experience/learn (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not too surprising really (Score:1, Funny)
Help Wanted (Score:5, Funny)
Mainframe Techies are a dime a dozen--the real challenge is finding competent PDP8/E techies these days!
Plunk your modern so-called "computer whiz" in front of one, and their first reaction is invariably one of the following:
Re:Let me get this right... (Score:1, Funny)
> I have learnt Basic, Turbo Pascal, C, C++, Perl, Java, Python, Ruby and what not... But noooooo! Today, you must know Cobol to get a job!
Maybe it was the edumacation section of your resume that costed you the jobs...
Re:Heavily Sarcastic reasoning for this (Score:3, Funny)
I think you just made an insightful observation.
At 22 you ain't done shit yet.
--Richard
I Eat Dill Pickles (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Help Wanted (Score:1, Funny)
MLD - Move and Lose Data
RST - Read and Stretch Tape
CVR - Convert to Roman Numerals...
This is so true! (Score:3, Funny)
I remember the wonder of getting our first horizontal autoloading nine-track tape. It had a high density of 1600 bpi.
How to Tell a Mainframe Techie (Score:3, Funny)
9. "If you can't submit the program in batch mode, it just ain't worth submitting"
8. They're the guys with spot welders in their briefcase.
7. Compared to what they are used to, any PC or Mac is a portable computer
6. They know EBDIC, but to them edlin is a newfangled thing.
5. They know DB. They don't know Debian
4. They don't trust any machine under 3000 lbs.
3. They come home from a hard day's work with hands covered in soot and burnt oil.
2. The telltale COBOL on the resume
1. They knew all about dangling chads and punch cards without having to read Slate
Re:Or... (Score:3, Funny)
Tell me about it.
When I had deployed it and started testing, the app seemed to have a problem connecting to another host on the network. So, I
jumped into
Re:A question... (Score:5, Funny)
mainframe n. An obsolete device still used by thousands of obsolete companies serving billions of obsolete customers and making huge obsolete profits for their obsolete shareholders. And this year's run twice as fast as last year's.
pretty accurate.Ugh: T-Rex? (Score:3, Funny)
I am constantly being ribbed by a younger guy here about being an old ex-mainframe guy. He is always going on about how there were dinosaurs crawling about when I was programming on them. Now IBM comes out with a new model called "T-Rex". I can feel a new verbal assault coming on ...
Couldn't IBM have call it something like Mainframe Extreme or something a bit more trendy?
Re:Legacy (Score:3, Funny)
Yup, I first heard that back in 1981. Given enough time I'm sure that will be true. Of course, given enough time a room full of Eminems with tape recorders could eventually record some music.
Cobol? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How to Tell a Mainframe Techie (Score:3, Funny)
10) They view a PC/MAC as a dumb terminal "with this neat copy/paste thingie."
9) They know EBCDIC and are totally annoyed that numbers sort before letters in ASCII.
8) They are also annoyed that PC keyboards use the new-line key as ENTER.
7) "Fiber optic cable" means a 36-pair trunk. Anything less is just a device jumper.
6) They think that less than eight fiber paths to any device constitutes an I/O bottleneck.
5) They laugh at COBOL programmers. To their faces.
4) The largest program they ever wrote was 12K. The coolest was 160 bytes.
3) They know what the "National" character set is.
2) They wince at a 1.2-million line core dump, but they're glad they don't have to print it like they did in the old days.
1) They can read that core dump like it was source code.
Re:Employers' fault... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, not THAT kind of RPG... ;-)
Re:Advising a High School Student (Score:3, Funny)
Go work for Unisys, IBM, CSC or EDS. Volunteer for the mainframes - there probably won't be much competition. Your colleagues will laugh at you, and tell you all about their "hot" Java skills. Quit after 5 years and become a contractor. Laugh at your former colleagues who're discovering that their skills are a cheap commodity now.
You're wrong, d00d (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, it would be funny
Old Bastard Sysadmins (Score:3, Funny)
Sometime in 1993 we had meetings where the clueless manager would ask us the uptime so should could put it on her report. Our group would report the different servers we ran with a 50 to 100 day uptime but the old guy who ran the 3081 would claim 4767 days or 13 years or 17 billion microseconds depending on the week.
At some point we were told everyone was going through "team training" and we were the second group scheduled. We made the people running the team training cry and the had to postpone it for a few days while they could collect their thoughts (and feelings?) A second revolt was led by the Old Bastard Sysadmin at teh mention of a group hug.
At the time I had been doign sysadmin work for 8 years but the Old Bastard Sysadmin taught me some of the finer points of being a BOFH.
Re:Employers' fault... (Score:4, Funny)
I'm not quite dead, you insensitive clod :-)