Ink Cartridges with Built-In Self-Destruct Dates 655
Linker3000 writes "The Inquirer has an article about HP ink cartridges having a built-in expiry date that can cause them to become unusable even if they aren't empty! Another twist on the 'chipped cartridge' stories--and also another kick in the teeth (and wallet) for the consumer methinks." This isn't really a new problem - here's a good piece about the problem.
Software patch (Score:4, Funny)
In other news, a bright soul has just been charged with a DCMA violation by HP.
That stinks (Score:3, Funny)
Irony (Score:5, Funny)
The tagline?
HP- Invent
AND IN OTHER NEWS... (Score:1, Funny)
DANGER! (Score:5, Funny)
5...
"err... does anyone know how to change ink cartridges? Please"
4...
"Ok don't panic. It's probably under this cover somewhere"
3...
"shit, only 3 seconds to find the bloody thing. Why oh why didn't I read the user manual?"
2...
"Aha - that looks like it"
1...
"Just about got it out..."
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP POP
"eeewwwwhh"
Open Source Hardware (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Congratulations! (Score:2, Funny)
The Brady Law (Score:5, Funny)
Does the Brady Law on cars mean that there is a 3-day waiting period if you want to buy a Chevy Beretta?
Re:Cannon (Score:1, Funny)
Or did you mean Canon?
OOhh great (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It's a free market. (Score:2, Funny)
Does there have to be an election before you can have a presidence?
Here's a new idea for you HP (Score:1, Funny)
Gee, I really should start my own business with all of this innovative thinking.
Re:The Brady Law (Score:3, Funny)
Hey, tell that one to Ariana Huffington, a 3 day cooling off period for purchasers of SUV's!
Could join it to Megan's law, force SUV owners to place a sign on their front lawn 'environmental disaster area lives here'.
Re:Time To Expiration (Score:2, Funny)
> Nope, last week, I actually replaced a 7 year old cartridge from my HPDeskjet 510 (bought in Nov1993) ... HP has sold me a printer for the last time, next one will be another brand...
Perhaps this will inspire change. After all, it's repeat customers like yourself that HP relies on... ;)
It's not the printer companies' fault! (Score:3, Funny)
The reason for all the ink cartridge price fixing is due to the fact that the printer companies want to have enough money saved up to defend themselves in court when the MPAA sues them for providing "devices which can be used for the piracy of a single frame of copyrighted motion picture material".
Damn HP and their cirrcumvention devices.
In other news...(parody) (Score:4, Funny)
Better analogy (Score:3, Funny)
Or no, an even better analogy is if an ant is painting a masterpiece using Bob Ross oil paint and looks down and sees that the tube of paint has expired, and says "oh, no"
Or wait an even better analogy is if two people are arguing and one of them sees that the other's analogy has expired. Then he says, "Here, use mine"
Freedom of Expression (Score:2, Funny)
Ok HP, you suck for doing this!
I have just bought an all-in-one from HP and am very pleased with it but I have this chip in my cartridge. The argument is that they want to ensure that you get top quality prints but I think that that is something that I should be able to decide for myself.
Re:It's a free market. (Score:5, Funny)
But how can a judge indict them if they control the printers the indictments are printed with? ;-)