pudge from the but-i-want-a-laptop-that-is-not-encased-in-metal dept.
sockit2me9000 writes "Apple released their new PowerBook today. They include faster processors across the board (up to 1GHz), Radeon 9000 GPUs, and the top-of-the-line model will include a slot-loading SuperDrive. Price points remain about the same. New iBook was released as well."
Q: What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three-piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise?