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Casemodding Enterprise Hardware 307

Anonymous Coward writes "Think your tower case with led fans, a cold cathode and a window is cool? See what this guy did to two Sun Enterprise 15Ks -- a casemod on $1.3 million dollars of hardware! Will mainframes start shipping with light and window options now?"
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Casemodding Enterprise Hardware

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  • by Adam Rightmann ( 609216 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:07PM (#4394243)
    adding fancy neon tubes to anything makes it faster.
  • hmmm (Score:5, Funny)

    by mrpuffypants ( 444598 ) <mrpuffypants@gmailTIGER.com minus cat> on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:08PM (#4394246)
    now i have this urge to mod out the old UNIVAC that I have out back in the garage
    • Re:hmmm (Score:3, Funny)

      by Jerf ( 17166 )
      "Dude! That machine looks like it could do 2 gigahertz, easy!"

      "No no... kilohertz..."

      "Whoa..."

      (source [tripod.com], since I don't know much about Univacs. 1905 instructions per second...)
  • by mikeplokta ( 223052 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:10PM (#4394252)
    Geez, I wouldn't have thought an E15k could get slashdotted so quickly.
    • Re:Slashdotted? (Score:3, Informative)

      by Gekko ( 45112 )
      rm-r.net is a small isp. I doubt a small ISP is using 2Sunfire 15k's and a E10k. Most likely it is the isp of whoever did the case mods, at a different company. Only time will tell.
      • I just noticed the sticker thingy, edic, easter dental insurance company. Definaltly would be doing the large type of DB work on Oracle to warrant a few Sun Fire 15K's.
  • Damn. I wasn't able to see the page or the pix, but I assume dude voided his warranty on [Dr. Evil]1.3millllion dollars[/Dr. Evil] worth of equipment.

    Yeah, might be cool, but I don't think smart.

    I didn't get to see the page, so flame away if this is dudes personal equipment. Otherwise, Mr. CFO/CIO is gonna be PISSED.
    • by Anonymous Coward
      Go check out a mirror http://mosascii.com/sd/casemod/casemod.htm
      All he did was add lights to the outsides of the cases. If that voids his warranty on his 1.3 million dollar arrays then I for one will never be buying SUN.
  • I won't be investing 1.3mil in Sun 15ks if they can't survive Slashdot! For that kind of money, I expect it to survive!
  • Sun is lame... (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Max von H. ( 19283 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:16PM (#4394275)
    I mean, for $1.3 Million Sun could at least offer some cosmetic options. Not that it's the kind of stuff people keep in their living room (although...), but if I'd shell out that kind of money for a badass server, I'd want it to look awesome!

    My personal taste would go towards a single colour for the whole array, all red or all blue.

    Cheers,
    max
    • by swordgeek ( 112599 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:51PM (#4394396) Journal
      There's a reason you won't be deciding on major equipment purchases any time soon.
    • Uhm.... (Score:3, Funny)

      Yeah, imagine the options!

      "Ok, sir, I hear you're ordering our 2-million-dollar FibreChannel storage server. Would you like that in red, mint green, or silver, sir?"
      • Not that silly. I bought my car for the color. Three lots had five cars with the exact same loadoat i was looking for, but they were all too uptight and WASPy in color. I found a bright blue one and shelled out more money because of it (also v. low mileage and perfect interior).

        Of course, the big difference here is that people actually see my car. Most companies bury their mainframe where noone will ever find it, like that alone makes it unhackable.

        When I run a Fortune 500 company, we're going to have a huge bulletproof glass floor in the lobby, which will show the datacenter below. The mainframe will be a giant art deco brown and white unit with a large glowing red dome, a la HARDAC. If that doesn't impress the shareholders, I don't know what will.
        • Re:Uhm.... (Score:3, Insightful)

          by Hast ( 24833 )
          When I run a Fortune 500 company, we're going to have a huge bulletproof glass floor in the lobby, which will show the datacenter below.

          And it'll be great for the frustrated technicians down there when female visitors with skirts check in. (I imagine that their female coworkers will learn rather quickly.)
    • What if this guy works for Sun? I didn't see any indication of his employer on the mirror I looked at. With the kind of money being tossed around here and the support costs if something gets broken, this could explain a lot!

      So, perhaps someone at Sun thinks like you do. :)
  • by thepoolguy ( 467704 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:17PM (#4394278)
    Remember when machine rooms contained computers that were lined with lots of 'blinken lights'? Think Wargames. Think of the Thinking Machines TM-5. Most computers don't have much in the way of lights on them anymore. All the information in conveyed using a network connection, an LCD or a video output.

    Communication gear is a little better. There is usually a light for each link and data. When there is lots of traffic, the data lights blink furiously.

    Marketing generally doesn't have are product requirements for the coolness factor of a given piece of equipment. They may have indicator requirements (red indicators are vary bad in may places). But sometimes some cool code gets through that uses otherwise unused or idle lights. I remember one vendor who programmed their network switch to have a waterfall pattern on the LEDs of their unused ports. A rack of these devices added some color to an otherwise dull machine room or equipment rack.

    -tpg
    • And they should! (Score:5, Insightful)

      by ananke ( 8417 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @05:14PM (#4394478)
      Good god, when will those companies understand, that they ought to make their equipment look nice? This could bring them more money, indirectly. Let me illustrate

      1) We buy product X from company Y. We put it in our data center. Company Y got their cash, everything is dandy.

      2) Once in awhile, we have to show off our data center to our . Half of the time, the people who are in charge of giving us money are not very technical. They may understand some concepts of this big box has XXX giga/mega/zilion bytes of storage, etc, but in most cases they are like me looking at an airplane engine: ohhh, look it here, it has something cool attached to another neat thing! Ohh, and this little thing is moving! Neato!. Please bear in mind, that I am not making fun of those people, this is just how things work. When somebody doesn't work in your field, they often will focus on things less important than you would. If something moves or blinks, it catches the eye of a viewer. Heck, when we have to give tours around our data center, people spend most time around the robotic tape library, or the cluster of boxes, where there is lots of blinking lights, and it simply looks neat. Our 15k does not compare.

      3) When those folks, who give us money, see how neat our data center looks, how spiffy things are, they are usually impressed. What follows is: hey, they are doing well. we spent our money well. heck, we may even let them keep their budget, or maybe we'll add more.. Yes folks, the better your data center looks, the better chances of keeping the job :)

      4) Because of the fact that product X looked so nice, we were given the budget to buy more product X's. Company Y profits.

      {God, this made sense in my head when i was thinking, dunno if it makes sense now :)].

      Anyway, I know that appearance does not make that big of a difference to a sys admin. But as a sys admin, I'd like if the product X that performs well, would also look nice. It helps me, when the PR department asks me to give a tour of our data center. [or at least assist in answering the questions, I think they learned enough buzz words by now, that they can give the tours themselves :) ]
    • by ErikTheRed ( 162431 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @05:41PM (#4394578) Homepage
      My friends and I used to refer to this as the HDFL (High-Density Flashing Lights) functionality of a piece of equipment. Nobody on the top floor really wants to admit this, but when The Big Suits of a company take their Important Customers and Media Sycophants on a tour of their Impressive Facilities, they want the totally-cool, ultra-intimidating-looking server room. Not that they'll overtly give you a bigger budget for this (at least in any cases I've been involved with, pun semi-intended), but sneak in a few extra grand to give them a cool-looking server room and watch the love pour in!

      Oh yeah, and this is yet another reason for the embarrasing IT slobs out there to neatly bundle their fucking rat's nest of cables... Show a little pride in your work, dammit!
    • Blinkenlights factor (Score:2, Informative)

      by hashashin ( 300858 )
      I concur completely. Just a few days ago I was looking at the much smaller rack we have in our office, and lamenting the low number of blinkenlights there. Just a few green LEDs to indicate power, disk activity, and network activity on each machine.

      Now, in the old days when all of a machine's output was through blinkenlights or line printers, it was important to display more diagnostic information on the machines. Now we have consoles and logs, but maybe we don't watch those as often as we should.

      I think it would be great if boxmakers could give you an option for a blinkenlights panel that told you a little more about the system's state: processor load, memory load, disk capacity would all be nice. I remember the BeBox's great dual-processor load monitor on twin strips of LEDs along either side of the front of the case. I would probably even pay an extra $100 or so for the extra lights (on a $10K server it's a pretty small incremental addition to the price). If I walked past the machine and saw it was heavily loaded when I didn't expect it to be, I could go check it out and see what was going on.

      And if the unused lights just did programmable effects, that would be nice too... it would be a nice, reassuring little "Still here, just waiting for some data to chew on."

      • I guess it depends on the business but sometimes blinkenlights do actuall sell services. When I worked for one of the major providers of EFT services, every customer tour of the data center included bringing the customer into the comm room. Fourty Tandem. IBM and EMC cabinets sitting on a raised floor is about as interesting looking as a warehouse full of watercoolers. But when you take a customer into a room where hundreds of comm lines terminate and cause their panels to blink franticly the customer usually gets that "wow" look. The trip past the actual hardware was necessary because of the layout of the building otherwise I'd be willing to bet the salespeople would have skipped that section.

        If that doesn't impress the customer, sales people have also been known to show customers how the emergency stop button shuts down the data center (actually happened once).
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    by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:22PM (#4394293)
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  • Cool (Score:2, Funny)

    by SparkyTWP ( 556246 )
    He can watch his machines get slashdotted from the inside now.
  • Now he's got a curious, glowing white light where his CPU was. /.ed to hell and back a few times, it seems.
  • Is anyone with windowed cases having problems with electromagnetic interference?

    Say you have your CRT right by your window modded case- do you have distorted images on the CRT?

    It just seems to me that i would want my system well shielded :P
    • From those that I've seen, most people with windows in their towers don't go and put a big CRT next to the window.

      Not because of the EMI, but because they cut a hole in the side of their box to see inside, not hide it behind a monitor. :/

    • by adolf ( 21054 ) <flodadolf@gmail.com> on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:52PM (#4394400) Journal
      CRT monitors are affected more by low-frequency EMI than the RFI computers emit.

      A simple test: Take the lid off of your case, and place it beside the monitor. Nothing strange happens.

      Next, place an AC-operated fan, transformer-based soldering iron, or similar magnetic device next to the monitor, and watchen das blinkenrainbow.

      That said, flat peices of steel (such as that which comprises your case) do very little to counteract low-frequency magnetism, while aluminum does absolutely nothing. Common steel can have some low-freuquency shielding effect if it's curved just so, but that's usually impractical. (there's other stuff, such as Mu-Metal, which is formulated with the specific goal of blocking EMI, and does work quite well. But it's expensive, and hard to find.)

      I have to be careful where I put my Best FerrUPS because the large ferroresonant transformer in it will cause monitors to shake from several feet away.

      Problems with computer-generated RFI generally show up with radio and television. I can't listen to an AM radio anywhere near my apartment with the PCs on, and there's a few FM stations that I can only recieve outside or in the back bedroom, away from the machines.

      My neighbors must hate me for it, as I'm sure it's not much better anywhere in the building. But the 300-pound, heavy-footed woman upstairs has four kids who wake up at 5:30 AM daily, and the people directly beside me have a bad habit of listening to one-note bass lines with their lousy, one-note subwoofer, directly on the other side of the wall behind my desk.

      So, I guess I care a lot less about RFI than I do about proper cooling. Thus, the top of the case is completely absent, allowing all kinds of natural, quiet convection cooling to take place.
      • (there's other stuff, such as Mu-Metal, which is formulated with the specific goal of blocking EMI, and does work quite well. But it's expensive, and hard to find.)

        Not so hard to find...we get ours from The Magnetic Shield Corporation [magnetic-shield.com].

  • Not a big mod... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Junta ( 36770 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:27PM (#4394314)
    Putting lights outside the case, behind the door is not really a case mod. Don't blame him, I sure as hell wouldn't try to really do that kind of stuff to 1.3 million dollars of equipment, and his mod looks fine.
    • by JaredOfEuropa ( 526365 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @07:34PM (#4394941) Journal
      True, it's not like he took a hacksaw to the case and put a few windows in *shudders* Still, pretty ballsy... imagine how you might have gone about it
      - You go up to your boss and ask: "Can I stick some of these lights in those new servers?". Boss replies by smacking your head with a 2x4.
      - You stick the lights in and your boss catches you doing it. "What the #*%^$ are you doing to these!?!?". Again, the 2x4 is utilised
      - The boss walks in after you finished and sees a green glow coming from a previously dark cabinet, and calls Sun support in a panic. For making him look the fool, he'll take his 2x4 and make use of it in creative ways that you will not enjoy.

      Plenty of scope here for trouble. And if you have a clueless boss, and God forbid something goes wrong with the machines, he and Sun both will blame your blinkenlights...
  • This guy gets the Too Much Time On His Hands Award of the Week. What's his encore gonna be, a racing stripe on all the Cat-5 cable in the place?

    ~Philly
  • Foxwoods (the casino in CT) runs a lot of P-series IBM gear in their server rooms. Apparently they were upset with the fact that IBM's RS/6000 gear comes in black, IBM being "Big Blue", and all. So, they had every IBM rack sent down to Texas so they could be spraypainted blue, at Foxwoods' cost. Not much of a mod, but a hell of a lot of money (which I'm sure they probably recouped in about 15 minutes from the slot machines alone...)

    - A.P.
  • by adjuster ( 61096 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:34PM (#4394336) Homepage Journal

    The "boring router switchy things" pic appears to show two (2) Cisco Catalyst 6513 chassis with dual-redundant supervisor modules. Yeesh... Depending on the options, there's another $200K in gear right there.

    How can this company be doing well enough to afford this gear, yet be dumb enough to let their people "case mod" the E15K's?

  • Wow. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by mindstrm ( 20013 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:34PM (#4394337)
    Not really a case mod, not really warranty voiding.
    He just mounted some neon lights inside the case to add some color.

  • by crumbz ( 41803 )
    now i gotta find a new hobby ;(
  • by sudo ( 194998 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:38PM (#4394350) Homepage
    Damn fine idea, It will look good on ours, especially since they have been dimming the lights in the computer room at night.

    Now to convince the boss....
  • Mmm, coke (Score:5, Funny)

    by pommaq ( 527441 ) <<straffaren> <at> <spray.se>> on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:39PM (#4394354) Homepage
    Good job, now they look like $1.3m soda machines. He might impress me if he modded them to actually dispense soft drinks on demand!
  • BESM-6... (Score:3, Informative)

    by WetCat ( 558132 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:41PM (#4394364)
    It has had panels, full of neon lamps. You can
    write some words using that lamps by writing an auxillary programs. It had thousands of lamps.
    You may imagine you are at a starship command deck!
    Image is here (old story, b/w photo... :( [parallel.ru]
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    by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @04:54PM (#4394405)
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  • I don't. He used two-sided tape or velcro to stick a bunch of lights in the front. Wow...no where was the case modified. This would kind of be along the lines of putting a sticker on a case and calling it a case mod. As a case modder, I certainly don't consider this a case mod anymore than I consider some kid going out and buying a case with a pre-installed window a case mod.

    Now, this [bit-tech.net] is a case mod.

  • by johnlcallaway ( 165670 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @05:00PM (#4394430)
    This is just too cool. Computer rooms have often been showplaces where important visitors are brought. How many times of those of us in the admin profession been asked to straighten things up because Joe Bigshot from corporate is coming over, or a Sue Investor is coming by.

    I think Sun should take a look at what was done and offer it as an option. Just imagine how much more you could spend if you can justify it as marketing and not productivity increases.
    • Well since the Sunblade 1000's already have a white LED powered front SUN logo I think they could be convinced.
      • Actually, many of the new SunFires have white fluoro tubes behind the Sun logo in a translucent window at the top of the box. Rumour has it that Scot McNealy was being shown through the computer room of a large site and just before they turned on the lights for him, he noticed that the first machines he could recognise were not Sun's. So he decided to have something done make the Sun kit stand out. And let me tell you, it does look very cool.
    • Agreed. After all, when $1.3M has been spent, is it really unreasonable to allocate $10K or so towards aesthetics? Would you buy a $1.3M building that wasn't at least somewhat attractive, even if it were perfectly functional otherwise?

      Cray [uiuc.edu] set the standard in this field. Even if you understood nothing about the power that their hardware contained, no one could fail to be impressed by the sheer presence of the installations. It's a shame that no one has really seen fit to follow up to their example since.

  • Although I think gives the computers sortof a badass look, there's still missing the major part of the casemod challenge.

    I mean I read nothing about the part where they were going strip down the servers and put them inside a teddy-bear, or something simular involving a large zoo-animal.
  • by swordgeek ( 112599 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @05:05PM (#4394445) Journal
    ...or at least the service contract I'm assuming they bought.

    I do service contract support for Sun gear, and on the high end stuff they (sun) would definitly have the option of walking away from one of these things on a service call. Personally, I know I'd be tempted to do so.
    • If Sun encourage their service contractors to aggrivate companies who have bought several million dollars of Sun gear over something like this then I'm selling my shares today.
      • Pay no attention to the fool who thinks this violates a contract, until he points out the specific contract clauses that it violates. For the record, I work for Sun providing support too, and can't think of any reason I'd have a problem with this unless the machines specifically started having real problems (if we could trace the problems to the lights, it'd be "remove the lights or no service", but we'd have to prove the lights were a problem first, and I can't think of how they really would be).
  • by stefanlasiewski ( 63134 ) <slashdotNO@SPAMstefanco.com> on Saturday October 05, 2002 @05:05PM (#4394447) Homepage Journal
    Gee whiz guys, it's not really a mod until you install a fishtank inside $1.3 million in hardware...

    Now THAT would be impressive...
  • Sunfire 15k's (To the best of my knowledge there is no model called an E15k, E10k yes), list at closer to around 1.5 million. Granted no one in there right mind pays list for sun hardware thats why you have an account repersentive, in the case of Sun Fire 15k's you most likely have a team. Anyway that sun reseller is slashdotted so the sun store link is http://store.sun.com/ go to the high end servers.
  • Sun Fire 15K Info (Score:5, Informative)

    by Mooset ( 9986 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @05:06PM (#4394450)
    I don't know why the link for the Sun Fire 15K info goes to Nationwide Value Computer (whatever that is) instead of the official Sun site. NVC apparently has no bandwidth, but I'm sure Sun has plenty to spare.

    Here's a link to the official site: http://www.sun.com/servers/highend/sunfire15k/ [sun.com]
    • I had the same idea, see my post, same time, 2 message id's before you =). Anyway I'm assuming it is one of the many sun resellers, sun resselers are huge in the UK and Eurpoe, where they apperently save you a ton of money. It could also be one of the refurbished sellers. I doubt a refurb would have anything that big though, the biggest thing anysystems (my favorite refurb dealer and where I have picked up a ton of Ultra 1 170e's) has is a E6500.

      Side note anysystem.com doesn't seem to have anymore ugly duckling specials on the Ultra 1 170e's. Damn shame really. They do have a 200 though. I'm also glad to see someone else referr to it propely as a Sun Fire 15k.
  • by squarefish ( 561836 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @05:08PM (#4394455)
    Hydraulics?
  • by K. ( 10774 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @05:11PM (#4394464) Homepage Journal
    "They look like *vending machines*."

    Yes, she can verbalise astericks.

  • Tron flashbacks... (Score:4, Insightful)

    by MsGeek ( 162936 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @05:11PM (#4394469) Homepage Journal
    The glowing blue in particular had the look of "good guy" territory. Can't wait until they get their MCP team up and running...the red neon will make those units look sufficiently evil. Or should I say 3v17? ;-)

    What's the matter with a little flash anyway? It doesn't hurt the machines, it brightens up an otherwise boring looking NOC...jeez, get a little sense of aesthetics, if not humor!

    Sun should seriously look at this becoming standard equipment on their machines. How much would this add to the cost of their hideously expensive hardware anyway? A little style goes a long way...ask Steve Jobs.
  • Re:Case Mod (Score:5, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 05, 2002 @05:17PM (#4394481)
    > Dear Boss,
    > You've been wondering what I've been doing for
    > the last two weeks. Go check out the server room
    > and prepare to be impressed.

    That's beautiful.

    You're fired.

    The Boss
    • Yes. That would be the appropriate response. Nonetheless, I'll send my boss a note and see if we can't lay off one of my coworkers to pay for the modification on a few of our servers. ;)
  • An error occured while loading http://www.rm-r.net/~bri/casemod/:

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    Timed out while waiting to connect to www.rm-r.net


    The moral of this story is: it's not what's on the outside, but what's inside that matters. :-)
  • by bluveinr ( 468313 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @05:49PM (#4394603)
    While everyone is thinking this guy is gonna loose his job, I bet he gets a lot more IT $$$ than other sys admins. I can't recall the number of times we spent big buck on cutting edge hardware that makes the organization flow smoother, only to get blank stares from administrators who come buy to see what they just spent all that money on. The more blinken lights on hardware, the more the managers feel like it's doing something. Show one of your managers a network closet with the lights low, and see thier eyes light up at all the fascinating lights. It kinda mesmorizes them. The perfect time to ask for more $$ for your department. Expensive IBM/Sun servers suffer from lack of flair big time.
  • Public Datacenters (Score:2, Interesting)

    by wakeboard ( 556264 )

    A lot of company's I have worked at like to place there data center in a semi-public place. My old building had a large glass window that separated their reception area with from a portion of the data center. Mind you that security was not compromised as all monitors where some one could oversee any pertinent information where not viewable from the reception area. This was a concern that was addressed. This little 'building mod' added a bit of esteem to the office. People who came into the office allways spent at least 10-15 mins looking at the servers becouse the room was just impressive. Like some one mentioned earlier, if a person who is not technically inclined sees a impressive data center it might influence them in some way, and it just looks damn cool.

    You me and every one else on this board would appreciate them at face value, I know the difference between the quality of NETGEAR and CISCO, but most do not. Lights and cosmetics influence a lot of decisions, don't underestimate looks, they do play a big role.
  • by phorm ( 591458 ) on Saturday October 05, 2002 @06:28PM (#4394747) Journal
    This guy must be fairly decent with his servers. It's one of the few personal-served type websites I've seen that haven't gone under with the slashdot barrage.

    He's also got a page crapload of images on the page, which puts more load than a standard 1-2 image HTML page.

    I must ask though, who is his employer? Surely these aren't his own machines (at the quoted x-million each?) unless he's also one rich SOB. The employer must be really trusting in this guy to let him mess with expensive machines like this. I wonder how they'll take the energy bill associated with all those fancy lights
  • Hehe... (Score:5, Funny)

    by Hilleh ( 561336 ) <hilleh.email@com> on Saturday October 05, 2002 @06:37PM (#4394782) Homepage
    Funny this should come up, but just the other day my friend and I were discussing how we could trick the average person into believing we had a supercomputer. It went like this:
    1) Take 4 server cases.
    2) Weld together.
    3) Liberally apply blinking lights, external fans, and colored cabling.
    4) Set up a 286 in one of the cases.
    5) Write a Basic program to display random 1's and 0's.
    The sad thing is, if I invited almost anyone I know over and said "I'm calculating Pi on my supercomputer here", they would all believe it.

    • Really wow em, add a couple of old tape reels.

    • but would one of them pay for a similar one on ebay?
    • That's pretty geeky - here's another one:

      My first car was a 2-door Honda Accord. The first thing I did when I got the car was to rip most of the electronics out, and hook up my own circuitry to control everything. I installed an alaram system, added power door locks, and then wired up the lock motors to a microcontroller circuit that would trigger a relay for a few seconds when the car was unlocked twice. The relay would power the window motors, lowering them.

      The kicker was I'd tell people that the car was voice activated. I'd walk up with my hand in my pocket, or the remote tucked in my palm and command "doors open". To everyone's amazement, the windows would roll down right on queue. Then they'd try it, and I'd go on to explain that not only were they voice activated, they also recognized the signature of my voice so that only I could unlock the car.

  • Well maybe not the Original Mod but it was definitely something they showed people at the Univ. of Wisconsin CS department. They had a Thinking Machines CM-5 [wisc.edu] with all these cool blinking LEDs. The department tour always included a viewing of this machine.

    Supposedly the LEDs actually represented something. Dunno -- processors working -- error messages -- and so forth.

    It was pretty cool back in the day; I mean it oozed computing power despite the fact that it really wasn't that useful a machine.
  • dog and..... (Score:2, Insightful)

    by ozmodier ( 469115 )
    an effective dog and pony show to impress clients. Plain old raised floor hardware sometimes goes unnoticed and an appreciation for the money invested in the equipment needs a little push.
  • Tape reels spinning and line printers printing
    Warm glowing neon and shiny things glinting
    Stacks of brown punch cards tied up with string
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Dot matrix printers and seven bar segments
    Phone bells and switches and papers with pigments
    Disk drives that shudder and shimmy and sing
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Girls in white lab coats with pocket protectors
    Logic gates made of lights and reflectors
    Heavy equipment suspended with springs
    These are a few of my favorite things

    When the screen blues, when the cell rings
    When I'm feeling sad
    I simply remember my favorite things
    And then I don't feel so bad.
  • When I'm feeling a little bit nefarious at work, I'll slap a big sticker on the side of my PC. When I'm contemplating a problem, I'll color the keys on my board with a Sharpie. And for shits-n-giggles, sometimes I arrange my collection of troll dolls on top of the monitor.

    Do these qualify as a case mods?

  • Awesome (Score:2, Interesting)

    by VirtualWolf ( 159946 )
    The green one especially...it looks like something from a Borg cube, especially when the door is open. :)
  • by whoppo ( 218875 )
    Ack! I can't get to my server that's sitting on the rack beside bri's machine (rm-r.net). Y'all stop trying to get there for a few minutes so I can retrieve my email.. ok? Thanks :)
  • some answers (Score:5, Informative)

    by zeroday-bri ( 614043 ) on Sunday October 06, 2002 @12:39AM (#4395689) Homepage
    hey all

    seems i've been slashdotted.. (thanks)

    the problem with my site is the fact that i never increased the apache server count, so you guys pegged it and it's been refusing connections all day.. sorry about that.. if i had any idea it was going to be this popular i may have bumped it up :)

    anyhow, obviously the web site isn't running on those 15ks - if you look closely at the pictures, they're not even plugged in yet..

    some answers:

    1. we're not a dot-com..

    2. we just took delivery of the 15k's and the adic 10k and decided something needed to be done to spruce them up..

    3. it was my bosses idea, actually, he paid for it..

    4. we're pretty good friends with sun, i doubt they'll have a problem with it..

    5. calling this a 'casemod' is a bit of a joke, i know it's not modding anything in the true spirit of the "case modder", just velcroing lights to it.. like i'm going to take a dremel to something that costs this much - even we have limits.. so sorry for the bruised egos, folks..

    6. lots of people are taking this far too seriously..

    7. for the network guys - the cisco gear is maxed out, the other blades haven't arrived yet.. the one that's mostly populated will have fiber in the unused areas, the second will be a warm standby copy.. my comment of 'boring' is a dig at the network guy, as this whole thing was meant for my co-workers and close friends, not general consuption..

    8. we plan on putting a camera in the adic to watch the robot..

    9. these machines are incredibly dense, you can see from the picture, so really the only thing we have to work with are the doors.. even if you think it's lame, you have to admit it's pretty cool..

    10. we're still debating about the colors..

    thanks a lot to those of you who get it and think this is fun, since that's all it's intended to be.. it's not a folly of having too much money or a pinhead boss, it's just a bunch of unix dorks having fun before we plug the thing in..

    bri..

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