Nokia 6650, Super 3G Phone 184
Ch_Omega writes "Nokia has announced the 6650, which in short, is the first phone ever to meet the 3G-standard! It combines GSM and WCDMA into a single handset, then throws in a VGA still camera and video camera with sound. More info on Infosync and and Nokia forums!"
Awesome! Finally, a 3G phone...wait a second... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Great! (Score:2, Funny)
That will only tell you whether your sock has been destroyed. What you need to do is traceroute your sock.
Then, nmap it, and find an exploit to get root@sock. Then install a sniffer to pick up nasty sock smell.
Re:Great! (Score:3, Funny)
ping: cannot ping blueshirt.myhouse.pvt: destination shirt unbleachable
Re:Great! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Awesome! Finally, a 3G phone...wait a second... (Score:5, Funny)
this [nokia.com]
you'll notice you really don't want to be anywhere near this phone. Apparently it's "connect anywhere / to anything" ability has rather a microwave-oven effect on the people beyond the lens of its camera.
Sad to see that pop(3) is not supported. (Score:1, Funny)
It's a pity! (Score:3, Funny)
Don't sweat it. (Score:4, Funny)
All the 3G in the world won't change the fact that 99.9% of cell-phone conversations are moronic anyway:
What we need, for example, is technology that will summarily strangle anybody who actually uses a cell phone. That, I think we'll all agree, will improve quality of life for everybody, just like Jesus meant for technology to do.
Until then, I'll just go on tripping morons who walk down the street yapping into their fists and bumping into each other.
Can I pay off my phone with p0rn? (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously though, there are two sides to this. You could be being watched at any point in time and not know it (well, we are right now but I mean up close), or this could be the start of a turning point in moving more countries in the world towards democracy. When you can't hide what you are doing to your people you tend to be a little more scared of doing something bad. What are they going to do, ban cell phones?
Shango
Re:Great! (Score:2, Funny)
so that's 25e27 pairs of socks before I run out, and that doesn't take skivvies into account!
The 3G way (Score:4, Funny)
A: Look what I just did in the terlet!
B: HUH HUH HUH!