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Lt Wuff writes
"CNN has a story about how the newest/fasted/latest and greatest processors aren't selling like Intel and AMD hoped. Maybe people are wising up to the fact that you don't need the fastest processors on the market in order to open AOL..."
Treason! (Score:5, Funny)
in other news (Score:3, Funny)
In an unrelated story, aol will be adding new features into aol 9, its min. req will be dual 3 Gig processor, 512 megs ram.
Re:just get everyone to upgrade to win 2k (Score:2, Funny)
Three years to death (Score:4, Funny)
Consider the 3-year-old Dell 450 PII on my desk. High end when I got it, low-end now. I don't need to do any heavy processing, but some of the apps I use consume a lot of RAM, and I'm always short of disk. So I requested an upgrade.
It had almost gone through, when my boss told me that I was making things difficult by not requesting a new machine. Computers are amortized over three years (at least by anybody who pays federal taxes), and our IS department takes the attitude that a fully-amortized computer costs more to support than it's worth.
Of course, as soon as I changed my upgrade request to a new computer request, there was a purchasing freeze....
Re:I love when they use the Internet (Score:4, Funny)
Hello! Do you know how fast lightning moves? That's just not even close to ATT Broadband/RCN/@home speeds.
Re:I love when they use the Internet (Score:3, Funny)
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GAME DEVELOPERS are the true terrorists!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Developers should stand up to their patriotic duty and develop games which thrive only on new hardware, only on the fastest, biggest, brightest boxes under the sun. Only on machines which took mommy and daddy twenty years to save up enough money for and will be outdated in the inverse of that time. Only on the biggest capitalistic ventures of all computer fabrication history. Only when the developers step up, will our economy recover. But there is still the problem with the throw away society vs. the persistent friendly environment struggle raging in our computing worlds right now.
This is where Microsoft needs to step up to the plate. Require an entire internal hard-drive ONLY for the OS. And require all programs and documents to be stored in an external storage mechanism which when plugged into any existing windows workstation will automatically load in the registry, shortcuts, desktop, and what not (applicable to the users security context of course). This way when somebody decides: "Hey I can't play new games any more I better upgrade." They won't have the laziness factor breaking in with, "Yeah but then you'd have to get that geek from next door to help install all your programs and stuff like that and its just not worth the hassle." Because people in America are lazy and are all about how much effort they have to exert to get a task done. Using the approach I have stated all they gotta do is unplug their drive toss out the computer. And say hello to brand spanking shining new computer, and good bye $2600 cash. With which they can finally play all those newfangled games, unlike everybody stuck with the last gen computer.
The End
Re:Lazy Programmer Syndrome (Score:3, Funny)
It's cause were all F@CKIN UNEMPLOYED (Score:4, Funny)
Looking for advice (Score:4, Funny)
Re:yeah (Score:4, Funny)
it means youre pretty bad at math.
Re:Well Duh (Score:2, Funny)
Just go dual-CPU then....cheaper in some cases.
Re:Looking for advice (Score:2, Funny)
Re:in other news (Score:3, Funny)
In an unrelated story, aol will be adding new features into aol 9, its min. req will be dual 3 Gig processor, 512 megs ram.
In an unrelated story, aol will be adding new features into aol 9, its min. req will be dual 3 Gig processor, 512 megs ram.
In an unrelated story, aol will be adding new features into aol 9, its min. req will be dual 3 Gig processor, 512 megs ram.
In an unrelated story, aol will be adding new features into aol 9, its min. req will be dual 3 Gig processor, 512 megs ram.
Re:Free monitors (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Of course nobody's buying..... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:GAME DEVELOPERS are the true terrorists!!! (Score:2, Funny)
P.S. I know you were trolling.
he wasn't trolling, he was drolling. and very nicely so, IMHO.
lighten up