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GPS Wristwatch for Kids 740

1010011010 writes "A company called 'Wherify Wireless' has created a $400 watch with a built-in pager, GPS unit and wireless data connectivity. It's targeted at families with kids. According to their website, 'Wherify's GPS Personal Locator helps keep loved ones safe by combining Wherify's patented technology with the U.S. Department of Defense's multi-billion dollar Global Positioning System (GPS) satellites plus the largest 100% digital, nationwide PCS wireless network.' It includes a pager, clock, two-button '911' calling (parent can disable this), and remote-control keyfob (to lock and unlock it) for the parents. It is apparently water- and kid-resistant, and can be locked onto the wrist so that it cannot be removed (easily). $400 plus $35 a month... that's a lot more money than those stretchy wrist-leashes I see at the mall." There are so many things wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin.
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GPS Wristwatch for Kids

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  • by yatest5 ( 455123 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @06:21AM (#3239998) Homepage
    and can be locked onto the wrist

    If you have to LOCK a location device to your child, I think you've lost your parenting battle already.

    cannot be removed easily

    Cars cannot be opened easily. Kids who need location devices LOCKED to their wrist may be able to conquer this amazing security.
  • What is Wrong? (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Deltan ( 217782 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @06:24AM (#3240006)
    What is wrong with this? There is absolutely nothing more important to a parent than the safety of their child. Of course you're not going to tag your child with it 24/7 but if you're going to say Disneyland, or the beach or some other large public venue, it would be an excellent idea to place this on your child.

    Would you want to lose your child because you were too busy being a conspiracy theorist and trying to think up reasons as to why tagging your child is morally wrong? No.. I didn't think so.
  • by Wolfger ( 96957 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @06:24AM (#3240009)
    ...with wrist leashes, too. Seems that we're actively forgetting what parenting is, and just turning our kids lose (or semi-loose in the case of those damn leashes). People have to realize two things:

    1) Short of giving them the Han Solo treatment (stasis inside a solid object), there's no way you can protect your kids from everything. Nor should you, since experience is the best teacher.

    2) No amount of technology is going to make you a good parent. Letting your kid run around is bad, whether or not you have him on a leash (GPS or otherwise).
  • Not a bad idea! (Score:2, Insightful)

    by JimBoBz ( 111826 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @06:28AM (#3240025) Homepage Journal

    There are so many things wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin.

    Obviously you don't have kids!

  • by DwarfGoanna ( 447841 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @06:35AM (#3240050)
    It will create a generation of people willing to tolerate a severe invasion of their privacy for "the greater good"...had our ancestors been raised that way, we wouldn't even be here. (see .sig =))

  • It's this (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Goonie ( 8651 ) <robert.merkel@b[ ... g ['ena' in gap]> on Thursday March 28, 2002 @06:37AM (#3240057) Homepage
    On /., there are some fairly common beliefs about children that aren't as common in the general community:

    • Children, particularly as they get a little older, deserve some privacy.
    • Parents are overprotective.
    • That once parents get a hold of this kind of technology and use it with 4-year-olds, to track them down if they wander offthey're going to want to use it to monitor where their 15-year-olds go when they go out (which, IMHO, is a gross abuse of the technology).
    • More generally, it's the thin end of the wedge.

    Sure, I've got no problems strapping it to a little kid at the beach (though, frankly, it's hardly necessary - child abduction by strangers is *very* rare). Its use with older children, though, concerns me greatly.

  • by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 28, 2002 @06:46AM (#3240073)
    "there's no way you can protect your kids from everything. Nor should you, since experience is the best teacher."

    Yeah, right. As spoken by someone with no children.

    Try spewing your crap to my brother who caught some asshole leading his daughter away just seconds (literally) after he turned toward his other child.

    Or maybe you could convince a friend of mine who lost her baby forever when she turned for a moment to secure a locker.

    Get a grip on the the real world. It is not as simple as you think.

  • If youve ever lost (Score:1, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 28, 2002 @06:57AM (#3240102)
    "There are so many things wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin."

    If youve ever lost a child you wouldnt even think about saying that, infact, at the time youd probably give an arm and a lag to have had one of these on your kid.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 28, 2002 @07:00AM (#3240108)
    What a bizare post. Presumably I should remove the guard that helps stop my child falling down the stairs. After all, I can't keep him 100% safe, so why bother with anything...?


    Of course technology can't make someone a good parent, just like technology can't make someone a good accountant. We all use technology though, because it does help a bit. An automatic sterilizer doesn't make a parent more hygenic, but it does help those parents who already know about hygene.

  • by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 28, 2002 @07:00AM (#3240110)
    I think this is a really marvelous idea. Please don't mod me down as flamebait here, I've heard of some AWFUL things happening to kidnapped children. Out here in SoCal we had thousands and thousands of posters with Danielle Van Damme's picture on it until she was found, dead, and burned, in the boonies. I think the /. eds are too rabid about this with the constant slippery-slope arguments about how the government's going to mandate this on all citizens to enforce the dictatorship. Please. I think this company has a great idea, and if they can get the price down to something reasonable I think it would be great.

    And while you're in the rabid dog civil rights mood, think about this. Danielle had every one of her civil rights taken by the creep who murdered her. On your guys' level, she did have all her privacy taken away by all the posters posted looking for her. This wristwatch idea could have _SAVED HER LIFE_. And in fact, _PROTECTED HER PRICACY_. This wristwatch is heavy on the scales of civil rights compared to some paranoid concerns. Accept it for what it is, don't bash it for something it's not.
  • by cperciva ( 102828 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @07:01AM (#3240112) Homepage
    Most people who "wander away" aren't paranoid; usually, they are simply confused. The most common cause is memory loss: They find themselves in surroundings which are completely unfamiliar to them, so they wander away, trying to find somewhere that they recognize so that they can go home.

    It is quite unlikely that forcing such a person to wear a wristwatch/locator beacon would lead to them wandering away.
  • Re:What is Wrong? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by khuber ( 5664 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @07:05AM (#3240123)
    I did actually get separated from my mother at a store once when I was very young. I found an employee and they paged my mom over the intercom. I didn't like that and presumably I paid more attention in the future so that I didn't get lost.

    Parents today operate under a media-fueled safety paranoia frenzy. More to the point, there's too much irrational worrying about children. It's rather sad to me because I think it _harms_ the children psychologically and propagates the paranoia.

    Even though I don't have or want children, I don't want to live in a paranoid society where irrational laws are enacted "to protect the children" that don't actually do any good. This watch is a symptom of the paranoia, and of the oppression of the nanny state. "you can't afford $400 to protect your child????" Yeah, whatever. Put it in a college fund and your child will reap greater rewards.

    When I was a child, I didn't need a pager for my parents to locate me. I never got kidnapped and thrown into a trunk without an internal release. I didn't get corrupted by our TV's lack of "parental control" (what an oxymoron). My family never got crushed because we weren't driving around the mall in an armored SUV. Hell, I got through my childhood without a bicycle helmet and I didn't even crack my head open once!

    -Kevin

  • by CProgrammer98 ( 240351 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @07:10AM (#3240138) Homepage
    You're missing the point, it's locked to the wrist to prevent an abductor removing it and dropping it in a trashcan or something.

    Child abduction is more common than you think. It's a growing problem here in the UK, not just youngsters either. Just this week, a 14yr old has gone missing, believed abducted.
    -
  • Re:Paranoia ? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by CProgrammer98 ( 240351 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @07:21AM (#3240164) Homepage
    would say that if you feel your child has to wear one of these awful devices, then you've probably failed as a parent already

    You're either not a parent or forgotton how easy it is for a 2 or 3 year old to get lost. I have not yet met a parent who has NEVER lost sight of a child for a few seconds, even on reins they can wriggle out, or remove it when your attention is elsewhere - shopping is a classic example.

    If you're in the UK, you'll remember Jamie Bulger? Do you suppose his parents would have had this device if they could?

    Perhaps if you do have kids, and do momentarily lose sight of him/her and they tyhen go missing, you might change your mind. I sincerely hope it never happens to you.

    We had a child wander off, took us 5 minutes to find him, i have never been so panic-struck in my life. It happens, even to the very best parents.

  • Re:It's this (Score:5, Insightful)

    by B'Trey ( 111263 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @07:21AM (#3240165)
    OK, so the argument is that this is a Bad Thing because, although it has legitimate uses, some parent might abuse it. Isn't that like arguing that DeCSS should be illegal because somegody might abuse it to pirate a movie?
  • by yatest5 ( 455123 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @07:27AM (#3240171) Homepage
    Child abduction is more common than you think. It's a growing problem here in the UK, not just youngsters either. Just this week, a 14yr old has gone missing, believed abducted.

    Just cos something happened this week doesn't make it common. I live in the UK and the last time I can remember something like this happening was a year ago.

    Either way - my point stands - if a child can remove it, I'm damn sure an abductor can - now, if it was an implant...
  • by X-Nc ( 34250 ) <nilrinNO@SPAMgmail.com> on Thursday March 28, 2002 @07:35AM (#3240190) Homepage Journal
    > There are so many things wrong with this
    > that I don't even know where to begin.

    As mentioned in the comments there are some "practical" uses for this. And, as a disabled single father of a 5 year old son, I can definitely see some serious advantages in this product.

    That being said, this device still makes me very uncomfortable. It worries me on many levels, too. I honestly can't decide if this would be a Good Thing<tm> or not.

    There is one little niggle I have, too. It's $400 a pop and $35/mo for this. I can see people buying it for their young children and I can't shake the feeling that this is just exploiting the fears of parents to make a proffit.

  • by khuber ( 5664 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @07:36AM (#3240193)
    When YOUR 8yr old daughter is abducted,...

    Yes, that happens all the time...not. Why do you think that stuff makes big news? It's extremely rare. Your child will not be safe with this watch or the shock collar or the leash, or ... There is just no 100% safety and you have to accept that.

    Statistically, children are most often abducted by someone they know. Kidnapping is very very rare according to crime statistics:

    2000 Juvenile Justice report on kidnapping [ncjrs.org]

    1,214 kidnapping cases in the U.S. in 1997. That is a miniscule number and if you think big brother wrist watches are going to prevent them, you're deluding yourself into a false sense of safety.

    I understand that parents want to protect their children, but in "the real world", abductions are exceedingly rare. "One tenth of one percent of all the crimes against individuals".

    There are real problems that affect children and imiginary problems borne of paranoia. I believe that children are better served by targetting more statistically significant problems like poverty, drug abuse, parental abuse, and so on. And finally, don't forget that it's my neighborhood too when you whip out the "if it was your child!!!" bullshit. It's not that I don't care; I care very much. It's just that I'm realistic and concerned with more important problems that can actually be addressed. I find it ridiculous that I have to shoulder the burden of child paranoia by funding TV controls, CD labelling, and all that stuff, that does nothing. Get those kids out of that dysfunctional family with the alcoholic father that beats them or the drug-addicted mother that can barely afford food. I mean, really, _that_ is more reality than the kidnapping silliness.

    -Kevin

  • by ewhac ( 5844 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @07:43AM (#3240200) Homepage Journal

    Okay, fine, having such a gadget on her person might possibly have saved her life. (We'll never know for sure, since we can't fork() a copy of the Universe and test both cases.)

    But in all likelihood, it wouldn't have done a damn bit of good. Some possible countermeasures include:

    • Whack the kid over the head from behind; remove watch at leisure.
    • Use chloroform/ether/other drug to incapacitate child; remove watch at leisure.
    • Seize child's wrist, squirt Krazy Glue into controls; 911 call now inoperable.
    • Seize child's wrist, cut watch off with tin snips (easily concealed, available at any hardware store).

    And that's just off the top of my head. Safety is not significantly enhanced by this product.

    Now, consider the possible abuses, not by law enforcement, but by psychotic parents. 13-year-old Melissa wakes up one morning to find one of these locked on to her wrist. Her mother, played by Joan Crawford, informs her that she may now go only where Mommy Dearest permits her, and that her movements will be tracked and reviewed daily on the computer. Deviation from the set Plan will be severely punished. Dawdling on the way home from school will be severely punished. Going to the library without permission (hey, there's subversive, Godless trash in there) will be severely punished. Removing the watch will be severely punished.

    One day, Melissa comes home to a stern lecture from Mom, who is standing in front of the home PC displaying the tracking log map:

    "What were you doing in the school bathroom near the auditorium at 14:37?"
    "I was peeing. Duh."
    "Don't you dare take that tone with me, young lady. You were fraternizing with those disgusting scum you call friends, weren't you?"
    "No, I wasn't. And the Drama club aren't scum."
    "No daughter of mine is going to be caught dead around those homosexual freaks."
    "None of them is gay, mom..."
    "As long as you're living under my roof, you'll obey my rules. You're grounded for a week for lying to me, and you stay away from those Godless freaks."

    Yeah, great idea. Instead of one Big Brother, we'll create a million little brothers, all of them unencumbered with such trivialities as regulations and public scrutiny.

    Oh, and as for that tired aphorism that goes something like, "Even if it saves the life of just one child, isn't it worth it?" No. No it isn't, because the world that child will grow up in will be a perfectly dreadful place to live.

    Schwab

  • Re:It's this (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Chanc_Gorkon ( 94133 ) <<moc.liamg> <ta> <nokrog>> on Thursday March 28, 2002 @07:54AM (#3240234)
    That's BULL! I don't care if your 15, 16, 17 or 18....if you are living with the parent then your subject to their rules. How is this an abuse??? I do agree some parents can be overprotective, but that's definitely not in all cases. Of course I was taught to respect my parent and not be a hellion and start doing bad things. It's this kind of thinking that led to the Columbine thing. If you want that to happen again, then fine, give your kids their "privacy". As a home owner or head of the house or parent, it's YOUR responsibility to know what they hell is happening under your roof, as well as watching/knowing who our kids associate with, and where they go. It's only after they leave the house that they should have ANY privacy. Period. End of discussion.
  • Re:What is Wrong? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Chanc_Gorkon ( 94133 ) <<moc.liamg> <ta> <nokrog>> on Thursday March 28, 2002 @07:59AM (#3240243)
    I agree with this thinking. Making laws "for the children" is not needed. What I think SHOULD be done, is a parental responsibility law. Make the PARENT responsible for the actions of their kid. Now some might think that this would entail all sorts of tech, but it doesn't have to. All it takes is you to SPEND TIME WITH YOUR KIDS! That's it! NO vacations to Hawaii without the kids, NO vacations to anywhere without the kids and for god's sake do something, ANYTHING special with your kids at least once a week. They will thank you for it in the end.
  • Re:What is Wrong? (Score:3, Insightful)

    by garethwi ( 118563 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @08:19AM (#3240276) Homepage
    You don't have to be a conspiracy theorist to know that locking location devices to your child is wrong (but it helps).

    What is morally wrong with this is that you are instilling from a very early age a sense of distrust and fear into your children. You should let your child walk free and enjoy life, and actually look at this whole thing realistically.

    Sure kids get abducted and murdered, but not really that many. When you compare the amount of children who get abducted and killed to that amount who die in road accidents, both as pedestrians and passengers, then you should really understand that you are paying money for very little protection.

    Not only is this idea an encouragement to lazy parenting, but it is also doomed to fail. These locks cannot be cracked at the moment, but they are crackable, and will be cracked soon. Within about six months of introduction, I bet that someone will be able to open them without a key within a minute.

    What parents should be doing is not trusting this wristband to look after their children. They should be raising them themselves. If this is too much work, then they should have kids in the first place.
  • Re:What is Wrong? (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 28, 2002 @08:38AM (#3240314)
    Also I fear that it will create a false sense of security for parents. This gizmo might work against people would kidnap kids (which is a rare event) but won't protect them from harm (which is much more probable).

    No problem, just have it detect the pulse or sense blood or something. Hell, if Onstar in my car can call me when my airbag deploys this wristwatch Onstar thing should be able to tell the parents when their child is in trouble. Maybe they'll get a discount on their health and life insurance! Child Theft Recovery Device.

  • by lkaos ( 187507 ) <anthony@codemonk ... s minus math_god> on Thursday March 28, 2002 @08:41AM (#3240322) Homepage Journal
    A lot of folks are saying positive things about this because protects children against abduction.

    This system offers a means for someone to totally track every movement of a child. While the parent is intended to receive the data, what prevents someone else from hijacking this data? Wouldn't it become easier than for a potential abductor to observe the habits of the child and choose a time when the band was known to be off?

    Let's say that an abductor abducts a child with one of these things. What's to stop him from just wrapping something around the device to block the signal?!? It surely wouldn't be too difficult.
  • Re:Paranoia ? (Score:3, Insightful)

    by CaptainAlbert ( 162776 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @08:44AM (#3240329) Homepage
    > I have not yet met a parent who has NEVER lost sight of a child for a few seconds

    Fair enough. You're a parent, you're out shopping, your kid suddenly disappears. Do you:

    a) Call his/her name;
    b) Find the nearest assistant and tell them you've lost your child;
    c) Look for him/her, heading first towards the toy department;
    d) Go find the nearest Internet cafe, log on, type in your account number, wait a few minutes for them to tell you that they can't locate the device because it's inside a large building...

    Responsible parents wouldn't pick (d), even if their child did happen to be wearing one of these things. On top of which, I don't think the company would stay solvent very long if every parent who loses sight of their child for thirty seconds starts ringing them up demanding that they be found immediately. Unfortunately, I think the majority of parents who would buy these contraptions in the first place are the kind of people who would do exactly that.

    The real use intended for this is locating children who have actually gone missing (i.e. who are feared abducted). In that scenario, I do not doubt for a minute that serious crimes could be prevented. But my personal feeling towards this company is one of revulsion - they are preying on the fears of parents for commercial gain.

    Your child is hunreds of times more likely to die while crossing the street than be abducted and killed. So does that mean you're an irresponsible parent because you don't make your child wear luminous clothing and head-to-toe padding whenever they leave the house? Please.

    </rant>
  • by gus goose ( 306978 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @08:57AM (#3240366) Journal
    So, all that happens now, is that the kid *does* get abducted, and one of three things happens:
    1. The abductor is an idiot and doesn't discover the 'watch'
    2. The abductor manages to defeat the lock.
    3. The abductor removes the kids hand *and* watch.

    Either way, a determined abductor is not going to be concerned ....

    gus
  • Re:What is Wrong? (Score:2, Insightful)

    by jimbolaya ( 526861 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @09:05AM (#3240398) Homepage
    I hope you are not honestly espousing a law that would prohibit parents from taking vacations without their children. Such laws would be much more restrictive and frightening than a child tracking device. Fortunately, here in the USA, where, believe it or not, we do still value our personal liberties, such an idea would never get serious consideration. However, even if you are not in favor of such a law, I hope you aren't suggesting that parents don't ever need time away from their kids.

    I assume that you do not have children (nor do I), so perhaps it is hard to imagine why parents might actually want to spend just a little time away from their children to preserve their sanity, but think back to your childhood. Didn't you, on occassion, drive you parents crazy? Didn't they benefit from a short vacation where Grandma watched over you? Weren't you a little bit relieved yourself that your parents had the opportunity to let loose for a bit? I know I was.

  • by NibbleAbit ( 528568 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @09:15AM (#3240436) Journal
    Having raised 2 kids of my own, I understand the paranoia that parents can go through. When they were about 3, they managed to let themselves out of the apartment (kids can be very resourceful). Of course we imagined the worst. A gadget like this would have helped us find them and eased our minds. Given the price, we would never have been able to afford it though. Living in the real world the worst wasn't what happened of course. We found them exploring the stair well a few floors up on the far side of the building. I see technology used for things like this (Young kids) as a non-issue. If you can afford it, and it gives you some piece of mind, then nothing is lost, and it sure a lot better than registering you kids fingerprints with police.
  • How ironic... (Score:1, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 28, 2002 @09:44AM (#3240546)
    ...that so many posts here are paranoiacs insisting that using this thing will make kids paranoid.
  • by robstercraws ( 458221 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @09:49AM (#3240569)
    I don't understand what Michael thinks is wrong with this (other than the astronomical pricetag).

    Using GPS to protect your children is a great idea. If your child is abducted, having a GPS on them would make it more likely that they can be located before anything happens, and makes it easier to prosecute the abductor. As a father, I can imagine the anguish parents whose children have been abducted must go through. It must be absolutely horrible to not know what happened to your child. Even in the worst case scenario where something bad does happen to the child, this technology would at least give the parents some small comfort by locating them quickly, instead of putting them through days, months, or years of anguish and worry.

    Some people may argue that this is an invasion of privacy, but I don't see it that way. Does a 6 year old really have a right to go anywhere she wants without her parents knowing about it? Absolutely not. Certainly older kids (say teenagers) should be given a certain amount of privacy, but kids of that age could probably easily disable or cut off a GPS wristwatch. So, I really see no problem with this technology at all. Except that subscription price. Ouch.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 28, 2002 @09:50AM (#3240573)
    How about understanding humor?
  • Working indoors (Score:2, Insightful)

    by dtr20 ( 442135 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @09:54AM (#3240595)
    GPS receivers CAN (in theory) work indoors, despite what the usual handsets do.

    > The Personal Location System incorporates
    > enhanced GPS technology, which enables it to
    > obtain location information indoors as well as
    > outdoors.
    (from the FAQ)

    Having worked in the GPS handset industry previously I can tell you there are three methods to achieve this:
    a) Receivers are getting better - more effective, steeper-edged filters and lower noise mixers means better SNR, so that you can pick up a weaker GPS signal. This is the usual claim of 'enhanced GPS' from Snaptrack etc. and I'm doubtful this has been employed.
    b) If you let it be known to the receiver that you are remaining in the same place for a while then it will just increase the 'integration time'. Essentially the GPS signal received repeats every millisecond and you pick out the signal from the back ground noise by averaging chunks of 1ms. The longer you do the averaging, the more you lose the noise. This relies on the signal not changing (you must be stationery of the order of a couple of centimetres). But the theory goes that if you stay still for a few minutes, you can pick out them signals from inside a normal office building. I've never seen it done, but is certainly feasible. Maybe these guys have done it.
    c) Cell phone location systems are widely available (e.g. Cambridge Positioning Systems) but only work in areas of high population (lots of base stations to triangulate from). Luckily this is exactly complementary to GPS which tends to work best away from buildings. Maybe cell phone location is also used here - but then they would have probably claimed that since it would be pretty novel.
  • Re:kidresistant?? (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 28, 2002 @10:00AM (#3240639)
    The real danger with a device like this is parents believing that someone else is looking after their child and not watching them correctly. These things can be useful, in fact in some amusement parks you can rent them for the afternoon. It doesn't absolve the parent of their responsiblity to watch their kids. I can just see these parents crying on the 6:00 news "but we had the GPS device, we can't understand. We only let little Billy outside for 8 hours without watching him. We're going to sue the company."
  • Re:Paranoia ? (Score:3, Insightful)

    by TheConfusedOne ( 442158 ) <the@confused@one.gmail@com> on Thursday March 28, 2002 @10:08AM (#3240693) Journal
    I guess the question comes down to a cost/benefit analysis. Sounds cold doesn't it? But really, this seems like a company that is trying to make a profit on fear. Trotting out the Jamie Bulger case only helps them in the fear-mongering.

    Let's look at what they're offering for a service and the average scenario where you'd need it. A lot of lost/wandering children occur in large busy places. They get turned around or distracted by something and then they can't see their parent in the sea of people surrounding them. (To get an idea, walk into the local department store, get on your knees and then try to spot someone, then try this at Christmas time.)

    So, kind wanders off, gets lost. Parents rightfully panic. Turn on the old homing beacon. Interesting, GPS doesn't work too good in that three story department building does it?

    So, the big question is, does the product that is being offerred actually work? Looking at their web site they're offering a web lookup and a 800 number that will allow them to "give you the nearest street address". Wow, they give you the address of the mall. THAT was worth the $400 up front plus $35/month.

    So, all that money spent. You're a good parent. But would it have done anything to decrease that 5 minutes of complete terror?

    BTW, I'll be joining the parenting crowd in a few months myself so I'll try to see how much my attitudes about things like this change.
  • by eyeball ( 17206 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @10:20AM (#3240764) Journal
    1. The abductor is an idiot and doesn't discover the 'watch'
    2. The abductor manages to defeat the lock.
    3. The abductor removes the kids hand *and* watch.


    At least you would know an EXACT time and location of the criminal and victim. I'll bet the location of the watch-disabling could tip police of as to who he (or she) is. i.e.: library, store, classroom, home, church. Plus it would eliminate suspects that had reasonable alibi's for that exact time.

  • Re:What is Wrong? (Score:2, Insightful)

    by phurley ( 65499 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @10:26AM (#3240799) Homepage
    I have and love two wonderful children (2 & 4). I am not about to get this watch - we just don't need it. But as to your assertion that we should not take personal vacations I think that pretty short sighted. I work at home (in a home office while the kids are watched by my wife), I see my kids several times a day. In the afternoons and on weekends we play, read and have great fun together.

    But guess what? Mom and dad need some time together as a couple to stay in healthy relationship - this October will by our 10th Wedding anniversary, the little ones will be staying with grandma and grampa and we will be spending a week together - probably Hawaii - without the kids. And I don't think even for a moment that that makes us bad parents. Heck once every month or two we drop the kids off at grandma's and spend a Saturday night alone too. I guess you better call social services now...

  • by RTHeath ( 525210 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @10:27AM (#3240805) Homepage
    First, I'm suprised /. is just picking up on this now -- Whereify's been around for a long time, working on this for a couple years.

    Here's my 2 cents -- while I agree with the privacy advocates that there limits (at some point kid's old enough to take care of himself, deserving of privacy, etc), I also think that for younger kids this device is very useful. When I was two, I followed my grandfather's beagle into the woods when he turned his back for a second. I was gone all afternoon, and luckily was found before dark.

    I now live on the same property. It backs up to a huge state forest and mountains, and I hope my son (coming up on his first birthday now) will someday enjoy the same hiking, exploring, climbing and wandering that I did growing up (/. will be for rainy days!). A device like this would make me feel a LOT more secure about letting him ramble solo. Looking back, I did a lot of stupid things when I was 8 or 10, playing soldiers and running & jumping from rock to rock, climbing too high by myself in trees, not watching out for snakes on sunny rocks, etc. It's easy for a kid to get hurt and immobilized, and when you're talking about a couple thousand acres, finding them is not easy. Hell, this is exactly the kind of device that serious climbers, hikers and backpackers wear on purpose for exactly that reason - they want to be found if they're injured!

    I want my kid to grow up competent and able to handle himself outdoors, and to feel that I trust him to go out exploring on his own (at an appropriate age), but at the same time, if you can ameliorate some of the risk through technology, why not? It's not like this device is going to be permanently implanted; at some point, they'll outgrow it.

  • by jht ( 5006 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @10:30AM (#3240822) Homepage Journal
    My wife and I are expecting our first child in about three months. It'll be a couple of years before we have to worry about the wandering problem, but I, for one, am willing to give this product a long, serious look when that time comes. In fact, I had talked (half-jokingly) with a friend of mine about building something similar a few years ago.

    Why am I interested? It's not that I need to know where he'll be 24/7. It's not because I want to track him as a teenager. It's because children disappear just often enough that it's something I'll worry about in the back of my mind until the day he leaves for college. And a device like this is something that might help prevent that from happening. I really see it as something where, if I used it, it would be during the toddler years - when he could wander off on his own in a flash without thinking twice about it. I'm more worried about his getting lost than I am about someone snatching him, and the odds are much better that he'll get harmlessly lost. But it's still a nice way to let child's first watch increase his mom and dad's comfort level.

    Start putting them in adult watches, and then I'll worry about privacy issues. When my child is old enough to be aware of privacy, it's time to give him a regular watch.
  • by virg_mattes ( 230616 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @10:39AM (#3240877)
    ...psychopathology, do you? Since most abusers don't choose their victims at random (more than 90 percent of victims know their attackers), this logic is badly flawed and is a good reason why this device is a bad idea, since it fosters a false sense of security.

    Virg
  • Re:What is Wrong? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by delcielo ( 217760 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @10:40AM (#3240886) Journal
    You obviously don't have kids. Some of what you say is right on the mark. "SPEND TIME" is exactly right. "...do something, ANYTHING special with your kids at least once a week" is another great point.

    But "...NO vacations to anywhere without the kids..." is a HORRIBLE idea.

    You have absolutely no concept of what 24/7 means until you have a baby, that grows into a toddler, etc. What are you doing to the child in the long run if you just give up your marriage and only do things as a whole family unit? A family starts with a marriage. Mom and Dad, they make the family work. The child can contribute love and enjoyment beyond belief; but not much actual work. To keep the family together requires the parents. And for the parents to be "THE PARENTS" requires that they stay together... be married... be a couple. You NEED, sometimes desparately to remember that.
    If your family is going to stay as a single and complete unit, it needs a good marriage at the top of it. And that means spending some time alone once in a while.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 28, 2002 @10:48AM (#3240930)
    Haven't read the article, but unless you are afraid of your kid being lost, wandering outdoors with no trees or buildings obscuring the line-of-sight necessary to track the satellites, I can't see this working.

    If the kid is indoors, inside a car, or in dense foilage, the tracking device won't work.

    You could solve this by applying a large antenna, but that would make it non-tamper-proof, since someone could just wreck the antenna.
  • Re:What is Wrong? (Score:2, Insightful)

    by vulgrin ( 70725 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @11:02AM (#3241027) Homepage Journal
    I agree completely. Unless you have a child and have gone through the terror of not being able to find them, you don't understand this.

    And if you are one of those that posted that parents need to pay better attention, then you also have never had kids. Kids are sometimes slippier than a M$ lawyer. The problem is that many non-parents think that kids can be controlled like a cat or a dog, or other pet. But if it has thumbs and higher brain functions, expect it to slip away from you every so often...
  • Low-tech solution (Score:4, Insightful)

    by waldeaux ( 109942 ) <donahue@skepsREDHATis.com minus distro> on Thursday March 28, 2002 @11:02AM (#3241030)
    So, why can't the abductor (who is overwhelmingly a non-custodial parent, other relative, or boyfriend/girlfriend[*]) just cut the thing off with a pair
    of snippers?

    Even if it's the classic melodrama of seedy pervert hanging around the mall looking for the random abductee, it's a case of 1) find person; 2) grab person; 3) snip off watch; 4) toss in garbage.
    Meanwhile the idiotic parents, completely self-absorbed in their deluded state of irresponsibility, just think that Johnnie is taking an awfully long time at Sbarro's...

    [*] in this situation the kidnapped has run away or eloped, and the parents attempt to stop it from happening by filing charges of kidnapping on the other party.

  • my experience (Score:2, Insightful)

    by jjshoe ( 410772 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @11:38AM (#3241259) Homepage
    i was molested at the age of 7 at my elementry school. i was just playing during the summer on a weekend and suddenly it seemed as if everyone had disapeard and only this one man was present. if i had a wrist watch where all i needed to do was press two buttons i know things would have turned out differently


    when i have kids they will be wearing this or something like this, when they get older i wont lock it on their arm but they still can use it or carry it around if they want the security

  • by why-is-it ( 318134 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @11:40AM (#3241275) Homepage Journal
    Given that most of the market for such gadgets comes from the oh-no-my-child-is-going-to-be-abducted-and-torture d-by-a-paedophile market, I'd say that the locking makes perfect sense.

    Yes, but look at the facts. Parents are SO worried about strangers abducting their kids, but it would appear that parents and other adults they are in regular contact with are a FAR greater threat to kids than strangers are.

    I don't have any stats to quote yet, but most of the time you read about a court case involving sexual abuse or abduction, it is a parent or trusted adult who is the culprit. THAT is the real tragedy.

    We warn kids about strangers, we want to "street-proof" our kids, but the most dangerous people are the ones they know.
  • NO! (Score:3, Insightful)

    by flikx ( 191915 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @11:50AM (#3241349) Homepage Journal

    This right here is a perfect example of why so many good kids go bad. You can't rule your house with an iron fist .. that sort of extreme is just as likely to result in rebellion as giving them 'too much' privacy.

    A parent-child relationship should be built on trust. Just like a husband-wife relationship. Do you think it's a great idea to invest in a bunch of technology to constantly check up on your wife to make sure she remains faithful?

    When I was a kid, if my parents had imposed this sort of restriction on me, it would have sent the clear message that they don't trust me one damn bit. Maybe other people would become submissive to this sort of thing, but I'd be more of the type to reflexively trust my parents as little as they trusted me.

    Sure, you should know what your kid(s) is/are up to, and of course you have the right as the owner of the house to know what is going on under your roof. But to enforce things in this fashion is asking for disaster just as much as being a lazy, uncaring parent. There is no peace of mind in extremes. Building a trusting family is the only answer.

  • Re:It's this (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Skyshadow ( 508 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @11:59AM (#3241410) Homepage
    I think it's fair to say that's a pretty asinine attitude. Look, at some really basic level, parents have two big responsibilities:

    1. Keep the kid alive, reasonably safe from harm and generally undamaged.

    2. Prepare the kid to be an adult.

    Your "my way or the highway" attitude might facilitate #1, but you're neglecting a really big part of #2 -- forgetting to teach your kid self-reliance is just as serious as, say, forgetting to send them to school. Either way, you're producing an 18 year-old who isn't realistically prepared for the Real World (tm).

    Of course, the problem is that #1 is purely instinct, but #2 takes a certain level of rational intelligence. I encourage you to exercise that.

  • by Crag ( 18776 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @12:05PM (#3241456)
    "if you are living with the parent then your[sic] subject to their rules."

    As soon as you phrase the relationship that way, you've converted it into a confrontation. It's not that what you say is false, but that resting on it does a huge disservice to everyone involved. As other posters have already stated, the child gets a clear message that they are expected to do "the wrong thing". Some of them will translate that into "I am a bad kid." It does a disservice to the parents because they have to be on guard at all times now that they've put it up. It also puts up a wall between, not around, the members of the family.

    This is true of any relationship. Overprotective boyfriends and girlfriends scare healthy lovers off. Overdefensive companies (how many stables did you use?) frustrate and drive off their best employees. Churches, clubs, and governments are all the same. Relationships built on mutal respect are FAR stronger and more effective than those built on fear or force. The age and genetic relationship of the individuals involved is of minor importance in the analysis.

    Any parent who straps a GPS locator on a child over 10 has probably already failed to build the trust which should come naturally from being trustworthy and ever-present.

    [Disclaimer: My parents didn't watch me closely, but I ran away to live with my (then 28yo) sister when I was 16 anyway. I'm 28 and have no children of my own yet. My view is clearly biased.]
  • by cdub ( 11709 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @12:15PM (#3241504) Homepage
    ...cannot do now because the ratio of sickos/idiots to normal has over tripled...

    I doubt that this ratio has ever changed. But I do believe that our paranoia about sickos/idiots has probably tripled since the 70's.
  • Re:What is Wrong? (Score:2, Insightful)

    by jjwahl ( 81757 ) on Thursday March 28, 2002 @01:27PM (#3242023) Homepage
    This device is made not as a replacement for parenting, but as a safety net. If you're a parent and you've ever lost track of your child - even for a split second, all of the news stories about child abductions and murders flood over you like a cold black wash. Panic sets in and the sense of dread grows with every second that you unsuccessfully try to find your child. The sense of relief you feel once you find your child is indescribable. That bit of happiness of course is soon replaced with a sound scolding, but the point is that it's really really scary to lose track of someone you love that is as defenseless as a child.

    I don't think that it encourages lazy parenting. The wristband is just another resource at the disposal of parents who love their kids. Any parent who "trusts" this wristband to look after their kid (and I'm sure there will be many) don't deserve to be parents. But for the parents that do take their job as parents seriously and use this in the manner in which it is intended, it's a great idea.
  • Re:It's this (Score:1, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 28, 2002 @01:43PM (#3242166)

    The potential for abuse of this thing isn't just 'oh no, someone might steal a movie and then buy it later.' It's more like loss of personal freedom until you find a very, very heavy metal cutter, and then parents yelling at you for months because they're out $400. And quite possibly having said parents buy a new one anyway.

    How is this a loss of personal freedom? This device doesn't tell your parents what you're doing, merely where you are. If you're going somewhere you don't want your parents to know, tell them that.

    Perhaps this stops you from being able to lie about where you are, but lying to your parents is not an issue of personal freedom.

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