GPS Wristwatch for Kids 740
1010011010 writes "A company called 'Wherify Wireless' has created a $400 watch with a built-in pager, GPS unit and wireless data connectivity. It's targeted at families with kids. According to their website, 'Wherify's GPS Personal Locator helps keep loved ones safe by combining Wherify's patented technology with the U.S. Department of Defense's multi-billion dollar Global Positioning System (GPS) satellites plus the largest 100% digital, nationwide PCS wireless network.' It includes a pager, clock, two-button '911' calling (parent can disable this), and remote-control keyfob (to lock and unlock it) for the parents. It is apparently water- and kid-resistant, and can be locked onto the wrist so that it cannot be removed (easily). $400 plus $35 a month... that's a lot more money than those stretchy wrist-leashes I see at the mall." There are so many things wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin.
kidresistant?? (Score:5, Funny)
//rdj
hey, get the little slackers . . . (Score:3, Funny)
. . . used to the cuffs early, i say. the police state isn't going away any time soon.
/guy
But the real question is... (Score:5, Funny)
It's Nine o'Clock (Score:3, Funny)
Excellent (Score:5, Funny)
I'm always losing my watch, so this would be fantastic.. All I need now is one for my keys.
How about TCP/IP? (Score:5, Funny)
PING 12.21.87.193 (12.21.87.193) from 12.21.87.194 : 56(84) bytes of data.
From 12.21.87.194: Destination Host Unreachable
From 12.21.87.194: Destination Host Unreachable
From 12.21.87.194: Destination Host Unreachable
Uh oh..
It's 10pm... (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, with 1m resolution..
I want one (Score:2, Funny)
I'm currently out trying to find myself. If I should get back before I return, please keep me here.
Re:helps keep loved ones safe? (Score:2, Funny)
Please! (Score:2, Funny)
My leash is short enough as it is...
Re:kidresistant?? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What is Wrong? (Score:2, Funny)
So, are you saying that you did get kidnapped, but that when you were thrown into the trunk it did have an internal release??? Just trying to clarify here....
Perhaps you were never kidnapped, but you were thrown into a trunk...ahhhh...and that trunk did have an internal release...
Any clarification that you could provide on this state would be greatly appreciated!!!
/. needs to grow up (Score:1, Funny)
Grow up slashdotters, a lot of you sound like you should be wearing one of these right now.
This is all a conspiracy... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:To be fair... (Score:1, Funny)
Am I alone in thinking that "a pair of fucking bolt cutters" isn't exactly high technology?
Proposed technical enhancements to this device (Score:1, Funny)
- Automated real-time monitoring for presence of controlled substances in bloodstream. Avoid the work of having to snip hair samples and send them off for analysis after the fact!
- Embedded microphone to transmit nearby sounds. Say your teenage daughter says she is going to a church youth group meeting, and then is really heading off to a drug-soaked rave. Find out quick!
- Embedded audio output device to permit insertion of parental comments remotely. Say your daughter's sleezy boyfriend is trying to proposition her. You can immediately warn him "get your paws off my daughter or I will personally beat the crap out of you".
- A "filter list" of the GPS coordinates of forbidden locations, with a tie in to a pain inducing wrist mechanism. Train that wayward 16 year old never to visit that sleezy boyfriend's place again! As with Web filters, companies can sell you lists of the latest forbidden locations. Keep you kids away from known satanic haunts!
- Image recognition technology, to instantly detect the presence of a nearby pitbull and repel the pitbull by playing Patti Smith songs (it is a known scientific fact that pit bulls can't stand Patti Smith)
This may sound draconial and even ridiculous, but nothing is too far fetched to protect even one child from these horrific fates! And if you disagree with this, every parent whose child was attacked by a pitbull will show up at your doorstep and personally beat the crap out of you!
I can't unlock my kid (Score:1, Funny)
KIDJACK- Used by the police, to locate your snotty-nosed kid in under 4 days.. Get your kid back with "KIDJACK!"
Re:How about TCP/IP? (Score:4, Funny)
"Billy, you know were supposed to come straight home from school, but the logs show that you were playing by the creek again." "Aww MOM!"
Re: Teen resistant (Score:2, Funny)