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A Series of Tubes (Score:5, Funny)
Social Engineering option (Score:2, Funny)
Mine is named:
Danger Virus Found
So it asks Danger Virus Found would you like connect?
FBI Surveilance Van (Score:4, Funny)
Even with no security, don't get many outside connection attempts.
Re:Social Engineering option (Score:5, Funny)
Marvin (Score:5, Funny)
Marvin, the depressed wifi.
Re:Random (Score:4, Funny)
"I used a string of random characters as my SSID to reduce the risk of collisions."
I don't get it. What does your SSID have to do with driving?
Re:A Series of Tubes (Score:5, Funny)
Mine is updated by a cron job that randomly abuses my neighbours by name.
Romney2012 (Score:4, Funny)
Haven't had time to change it.
(I live en Europe where everyone has a crush on Obama).
Re:Social Engineering option (Score:5, Funny)
A friend of mine's is "Disconnected". When you connected to it, it would say, "Connected to Disconnected".
Passive aggressive messages to neighbours (Score:5, Funny)
Lived in an apartment block 8 years, now the area is becoming trendy and young people are moving in. Ghastly noisy little creatures, ugh.
GOTOFUCKINGBED
and
SHUTTHEFUCKUP
My SSIDs
Re:A Series of Tubes (Score:4, Funny)
What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?
Re:Passive aggressive messages to neighbours (Score:5, Funny)
GetOffMyLanUyoungpunks
Re:Random (Score:5, Funny)
"I used a string of random characters as my SSID to reduce the risk of collisions."
I don't get it. What does your SSID have to do with driving?
What driving? He just wants to avoid huge ships.
it hurts when IP (Score:5, Funny)
I use that one for my phone's tethering on trains. Its always a treat to see some one take out a laptop and then look at every one in the car to see who it might be.
Network Name (SSID) (Score:5, Funny)
I figured it would confuse some people.
Re:Scare (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Passive aggressive messages to neighbours (Score:5, Funny)
GetOffMyWLAN, more like it.
Re:A Series of Tubes (Score:5, Funny)
I had a neighbor a while back that used "F*$% Off", then encrypted it with 64 WEP.
Someone (who shall forever remain nameless) "hacked" it, accessed the configuration page via the default credentials, then renamed it "Not polite to swear in public". Shortly thereafter, the router went down and its SSID hidden.
my SSID (Score:5, Funny)
For a while it was FuckySuckyLoveYouLongTime. Then it was SATAN. Then it was MickeyWatchesPornOnMyDime. Mickey was my neighbour. Then it was MickeysHairyNutsack. Then it was DokkenSucks (Mickey played a lot of Dokken). Then he moved away. The new neighbours had their own network. Then they got pregnant and moved away. Then the Turdburglars moved in. Fuck, they were the worst. I didn't mind Mickey mooching - he wasn't greedy. But the turdburglars were fucking nasty greedy SOBs who were downloading the entire fucking internet through my modem. Assholes. After a week of that, I I put a password on it, and don't you know, little Jimmy Turdburglar tried to fucking hack my modem. And the little shit was so fucking arrogant, he called me on the phone and gave me a bunch of static for encrypting it ad said he was going to wipe my drive in revenge. He was going to hack into my system and wipe my drive. I told him, no fucking way. He said, YEAH, FERSURE RALPHIE!!!
So I said, "OK, so how's this, I"m so confident you can't hack my computer, I'll even give you my IP address. Let me know how it works out for you."
He said, "HAHAHAHAHA - your computer is TOAST!"
I said, "Whatevs, Jimmy. It's 192.168.1.1 - go nuts. Do your damndest." And hung up.
Never heard from him again. After that, I named my router "TurdburglarTardStation" for a long time.
Mr Turdburglar got busted for kiting cheques, so they all moved away. My modem died and since then it's been "Linksys2012".
Re:Social Engineering option (Score:5, Funny)
VaticanII (Score:3, Funny)
My wife's maiden name was Pope. Her parents, the Popes, have "Vatican" as their SSID. Ours, of course, is "VaticanII".
Re:Cognac (Score:2, Funny)
Do you run VOIP over VSOP?
Beer (Score:5, Funny)
Mine is, "bring beer to #217 for password"
Nobody has taken me up on it yet. :(
Re:A Series of Tubes (Score:4, Funny)
Drats.....foiled again.