Cyber-Goggles Record and Identify Every Object You See 108
RemyBR writes "Researchers at the University of Tokyo have developed a smart video goggle system that records everything the wearer looks at, recognizes and assigns names to objects that appear in the video. Advanced programs then go back and create an easily searchable database of the recorded footage. Designed to function as a high-tech memory aid, these 'Cyber Goggles' promise to make the act of losing your keys a thing of the past, according to head researcher professor Tatsuya Harada. 'In a demonstration at the University of Tokyo last week, 60 everyday items -- including a potted begonia, CD, hammer and cellphone -- were programmed into the Cyber Goggle memory. As the demonstrator walked around the room viewing and recording the various objects, the names of the items appeared on the goggle screen. The demonstrator was then able to do a search for the various items and retrieve the corresponding video.'" Add in facial recognition technology and this would make for a great aid at conferences and family reunions.
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But think of the power! You could categorize the boobs by size, shape, exposed skin, ethnicity, tattoos...
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Or
Might I suggest you stop surfing porn?
Or
T'Pal is hot, isn't she?
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T'Pol, on the other hand
PG-13 version (Score:2, Funny)
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GM or Ford uses a system like this... (Score:1)
Vapourware! (Score:5, Funny)
Oboe..oops *click* Obligatory (Score:2)
Hey, where did everybody go?
Are you sure about that? (Score:2, Interesting)
How would it recognise everyone's faces when they're all wearing the goggles?
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Snow Crash (Score:5, Interesting)
But the next time the laser darts into his face, it scatters off a million tiny, ashy particulates and reveals itself as a pure geometric line in space, pointing straight back to its source.
It's a gargoyle, standing in the dimness next to a shanty. Just in case he's not already conspicuous enough, he's wearing a suit. Hiro starts walking toward him. Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. They serve as human surveillance devices, recording everything that happens around them. Nothing looks stupider, these getups are the modern-day equivalent of the slide-rule scabbard or the calculator pouch on the belt, marking the user as belonging to a class that is at once above and far below human society. They are a boon to Hiro because they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all of the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time.
The CIC brass can't stand these guys because they upload staggering quantities of useless information to the database, on the off chance that some of it will eventually be useful. It's like writing down the license number of every car you see on your way to work each morning, just in case one of them will be involved in a hit-and-run accident. Even the CIC database can only hold so much garbage. So, usually, these habitual gargoyles get kicked out of CIC before too long.
This guy hasn't been kicked out yet. And to judge from the quality of his equipment -- which is very expensive -- he's been at it for a while. So he must be pretty good.
Transmetropolitan (Score:4, Interesting)
Her name's Yelena Rossini. Anglo-Russian-Italian. Old Heath Road. Her family are so old money they're prehistoric-riche.
I fucked my editor's niece and she says nothing happened. But I know it did. Because I'm clever.
And because I left my shades on. And my shades' defence system thought all the falling down and rolling around and stuff was an assault.
And what does it do when there's an assault? I'm glad you asked.
It takes PICTURES.
-- Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan, 'Year of the Bastard'
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- William Gibson, _Virtual Light_
Earth, by David Brin (Score:2)
"Freon!" Crat cursed. "Just once I'd like to catch some goggle geek alone, with fritzed sensors and no come-go record, then I'd teach 'em it's not polite to stare!"
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Keep increasing that DB size (Score:2)
sounds iffy indeed (Score:5, Insightful)
That said, I can see some useful related applications. Imagine a helicopter pilot doing search and rescue work. He sees something worth checking out -- say a tiny smoke plume -- and says "bingo." That's picked up by a computer, which is also monitoring his goggles, so it knows in what direction he's looking, and has done some very basic image analysis so it knows to ignore the canopy struts, Sun, shadows et cetera in the field of view. It then combines this with a GPS locator beacon and a good topo map, and instantly computes and records the exact location (latitude and longitude) of the sight of interest. Could save some lives.
Or imagine an emergency worker on the ground during a big fire. He sees a worrying flare-up. Wearing the goggles, he can just say "Looks like trouble over there!" and the goggles, plus associated GPS device and computer, can instantly transmit to headquarters precisely where there is, even if the guy observing doesn't know himself.
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I believe someone's already using humans to sort photos right now - two humans will each view a picture on a web-site and both of them will write a caption the subject of it. Lots and lots of people
ESP Game (Score:2)
http://www.espgame.org/cgi-bin/login [espgame.org]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ESP_Game [wikipedia.org]
Another 5 minute job.... (Score:2, Interesting)
Sure, by humans.
When we talk of software, "very easily" is something a programmer hears when someone who has never programmed is talking.
Use brains :) (Score:2)
Given that the tech for reading brain patterns is getting more and more viable ( http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/114843/game-on-with-the-braincontrolled-pc.html ), all you need to do is get a computer to associate thought macros with the pictures (and audio) the computer and you are getting at the same time.
Why try replacing the brain with computers to do perception etc? Augme
Sounds vaguely familiar... (Score:3, Insightful)
Termovision (Score:1)
Bonus for running ROM dumps of the Apple II O/S on the edges...
Form factor? (Score:2)
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Pointless project (Score:4, Insightful)
Personally.. I think paying attention to what your doing and maybe not being constantly on a cell phone/Ipod would be more effective and less time consuming in remembering WTF you are/were doing.
Re:Pointless project (Score:5, Interesting)
Seriously though, imagine we could get the size of that thing down. Substantially. Like, totally. There are several possibilities:
a) implant to the retina. Make the goggles go away, wire it directly to the brain. Like Terminator's interface, only this one makes sense!
b) get it down to a size where it would at least fit into glasses. What about making blind people 'recognize' what they can't see? All you need is some glasses with this technology and a bud in your ear that would tell you: 'street' or 'car, incoming, rapidly' or 'woman, age: mid-30, attractive, married'. OK, the system would need a great deal of sophistication for the latter...
This project is all but pointless! You can enhance a human's possibilities, whether they're impaired (visually or otherwise) or not!
Where are all the Shadowrun Geeks?!? (Score:1)
AI and perceived beauty... (Score:3, Funny)
AI Interface: Middle age woman, moderately attractive.
blind guy: More details on attractive.
AI Interface: Brown hair, blue eyes, medium build.
blind guy: Is she a candidate for a romantic encounter?
AI Interface: Calculated value for romantic encounter: "I'd do her!"
blind guy: Are you calculating in my current blood alcohol level?
AI Interface: Yes. Besides your blind, all she has to do is feel pretty.
blind guy: Damn vicarious slashdot rea
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I didn't even HAVE the goggles and kept seeing.. (Score:1)
I almost thought this was an article about government spying on surfers...
They need a Cowboy Bebop version (Score:3, Informative)
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Google Goggles
We incept them
We incept them
One of ours
One of ours
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Where am I? (Score:2)
Go Little Brother! (Score:1)
Sounds promising for Alzheimer's sufferers.... (Score:5, Interesting)
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Imagine yourself with Alzheimers. Imagine you used to be a sane, normal person - perhaps a little paranoid, because you worked in IT or security or some other field in which the knowledge that other people could be dicks was rubbed in your face day after day, or just from reading one newspaper too many.
Now, imagine that part of your everyday environment is a little voice that whispers details to you about what you've supposedly done, people you've supposedly seen, things you don't remember. Or glowing words that appear in mid-air - "This is your son. His last visit was a week ago, and he brought your grandchildren". Only, you don't remember any of that - and that can't be your son, because he's five years old and that man was close to fifty. And it won't stop. You *do* remember that people who hear voices or see things get carted off to places far less pleasant than the one you're in, even though you don't quite know where *here* is, and keep your mouth shut.
Perhaps things would be better if the person you used to be had trained themselves to accept direction better. Only, you don't know that's the problem because you've forgotten all that - and you were always more of a goat than a sheep anyway. So, you shut up out of self-preservation, go through the motions and pretend to recognise the strangers who show up bearing names of relatives. Only, that man who claims to be your son actually looks a little like your father. Could it be... your hands, they're old... you suddenly realise for a few seconds who you are and what you've become, and you break down into uncontrollable tears. Then, just as the man you claims to be your son calls for the nurse, it stops and you ask him "Who are you? What are we doing here?", just as you always do. The voice tells you that this is your son (only it can't be, your son is ten), and that you're home. You remember the voice - it's the only constant in your life, and you remember it lies, but you can't make it stop and you're too weak to do anything but go along with it. So, you nod along, pretend to know the people who show up ("Ah, he's a little better this week - no outbursts, and he seems to know everyone") and occasionally remember enough to want to pray for forgetfulness - and forget to be thankful when that prayer is answered.
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When I was younger, I used to remember the phone numbers of dozens of people. Now, on a good day, I might be able to remember mine. Same thi
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Most people don't even realise. To them it's perfectly natural that their phonebook is their memory of
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The problem isn't so much with the tech itself, as with its application. I wrote that post from the assumption that a one-size-fits-all technological solution will be applied in some cases, and that it in some of those it will fail to help its "beneficiaries" in terrifying ways that aren't immediately apparant to their carers.
Maybe in a couple of decades
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Hmm, I should google it...
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lots of potential applications! (Score:1)
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Now, if they can just figure out how to stuff a 6' tall human into a 2' diameter armored beach-ball...
Paging Mr. Gibson... (Score:2)
But can they... (Score:1)
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beer goggles (Score:2)
Add in facial recognition technology and this would make for a great aid at conferences and family reunions.
Not to mention nightclubs. Well I guess edittard nailed that already...
Hmmmmm..... (Score:1)
Cyber-googles (Score:1)
Move on. Nothing to see here.
Unfortunate web site name? (Score:2)
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Virtual Light (Score:1)
Star Trek Sensors? (Score:1)
Nice lab coats (Score:1)
Not really recording what you see.. (Score:2)
Even better... (Score:2)
Of course, I expect the first person to do it right will be a mad scientist type with a god complex. (Though, I have to admit, launching a ball of screaming brats
Great, now if only (Score:2)
Hey! They work! (Score:1)
Facial recognition would be great! (Score:1)
"... smart video goggle system that records everything the wearer looks at, recognizes and assigns names to objects that appear in the video. Advanced programs then go back and create an easily searchable database of the recorded footage."
That pretty much describes how my memory works, except I usually remember things with all 5 senses, not just vision. When I need to find something, I close my eyes and call up the sensory data associated with the last time I saw it. Until recently, I thought that was ju
Subpoenaed! (Score:1)
Read Cyber-Googles Record... (Score:1)
Too bad (Score:2)
Kudos to the Japanese for working on these things. I just wish we were frontrunners ourselves.
As if webpages weren't getting bad enough. (Score:1)
Oh yeah, this is going to help me tremendously. Now instead of having to try to pick out my boss from all those other passengers, I have to try to pic
The most useful application I can see for these... (Score:1)
Privacy Laws (Score:1)